Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Pennywise.





"So…you can't be afraid of the dark."


"Storms don't scare you."


"Loud noises?"



Insert dead look.

"Right…okay." Someone cleared their throat. "Spiders?"

"Why would I be afraid of spiders?"

"I don't know, I thought wenches didn't like spiders."

"Call me a wench again and you'll be afraid of me."

Another moment of silence.

"Is there anything you're afraid of?"



"I'm afraid of…Pennywise."

"What in the name of the seven blue hells is a 'Pennywise'?"

"A clown…an evil clown. From a horror movie…"

"So…" Someone raised an eyebrow. "You run around with us all the time and all you're afraid of…is something called a 'clown' named 'Pennywise'."

"An evil clown."



"If this…'Pennywise' comes near you…" The other scratched the back of his head. "I'll…protect you…"

"…right Inuyasha…right."


Kana: I don't own Pennywise (though he really does scare me silly). He's the rightful property of Stephen King.