Toying With Her
SEQUEL TO GENTLE WRATH!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters!
I have been married to Sasori and part of the Akatsuki for about three weeks and I am still a freakin virgin! I mean, sure he has 'fun' with me. When I say 'fun' I mean he'll kiss me and make me feel really good but never has his way with me. He keeps saying 'I'm not ready' or 'be patient' and I think I am so ready but enough of that right now we're on a mission in Iwa. I got to come with him because Deidara didn't want to come to his old village so Leader-sama let me come on this mission. I was ecstatic but then we started to walk and I've been bored ever since. I started to count how many trees we passed since we're walking on the road not tree hopping. So far we've passed 9, 224 trees. Yawn…
Sasori and Sakura walked on the dirt road that if you looked straight down it you could see for miles which made Sakura a little annoyed. Sakura was thinking of sex and Sasori was thinking of Sakura. Sasori looked over to Sakura and saw her count the trees and start to get annoyed and impatient. Sasori reached over and rubbed her shoulders and she looked at him.
"Be patient, Blossom," Sasori said as she calmed down a little.
"Um…Sasori-sama?" Sakura asked as he looked over to her expectantly. "Err…I was wondering why you keep saying I'm not ready. I feel ready and I'm really getting impatient," Sakura said as he smiled warmly at her.
"My Blossom, like I've said before, be patient," Sasori said to her as her whole aura got darker.
"Like you?" Sakura mumbled sarcastically under her breath. If he tells me to be patient one more time I'll kick his ass. You go girl! Thank you.
"Sakura, just be patient and stop ranting in your head," Sasori said intentionally just to get her mad. A vein popped on Sakura's head. Sakura grabbed a knife and threw it at him. He dodged it rather easily and tackled Sakura to the ground and started to kiss her roughly on the lips. She moaned into the kiss and then he stopped kissing her and she felt incomplete. He got up and helped Sakura up and when he did she latched onto him like a leech and kept trying to either get him to kiss her or kiss him but neither was working.
"Sakura…we're here. Now, get off of me," Sasori said with an annoyed tone.
"Mou, you're so stingy. Come on. One kiss, please?" Sakura begged and she prepared to beg on her knees if he said no.
"No, we have a mission," Sasori answered. Sakura got on her knees and started to beg and he started to walk ahead of her when he felt something hold him back. He looked down and saw Sakura wrapped around his ankles so he started walking again which made him drag Sakura. "Sakura get up," Sasori started, "You're making a scene."
"No," Sakura answered stubbornly as she was being dragged through the streets of Iwa.
"Sakura, if you get up I'll give you a kiss," Sasori answered and she brightened up. "But you have to get up and start walking," Sasori said looking back and he saw her nod. She got up and he went near her and gave her a peck on the lips. She glared at him. "There's your kiss," Sasori said.
"That wasn't a kiss," Sakura mumbled.
"You say something?" Sasori asked as they started walking.
"No, of course not, Master Sasori," Sakura answered with spite and venom. Sasori walked into a bar leaving her to stand there staring at the sign. Sasori sighed and looked over to her.
"Are you coming?" Sasori asked.
"It's a bar," Sakura said.
"Yes, I know what it is," Sasori answered.
"I'm 16," Sakura replied.
"Yeah and…?" Sasori asked.
"That's illegal," Sakura answered.
"It doesn't matter. You don't have to drink," Sasori said. Sakura sighed in defeat and followed him in. They sat at a booth and Sasori got the mission scroll out while Sakura looked off into space. Then a waitress with blonde hair in a pony tail, a small skirt, a tank top, her hitae-ate, and gloves on came over to them.
"Hi, I'm Deira and I'll be your waitress! Can I get you anything?" Deira asked.
"I'll have a beer. Do you want anything, Sakura?" Sasori asked Sakura who was formerly glaring at Deira because she was getting closer to Sasori.
"Yes, I'll have a beer too," Sakura answered urging the waitress to leave.
"I thought you weren't going to drink?" Sasori asked her.
"I decided I wanted to try the thing that I see all of you guys drinking all the time," Sakura said as Sasori pulled out a book to read while he waited on the drinks since he already finished reading the mission scroll. Sakura read the cover. Icha Icha Paradise. Perfect. Oh, how I loathe that book. It's the reason my husband doesn't want to do it! I hate him! "Give me that book!" Sakura said as she grabbed the book and put it in her cloak while he glared at her. The drinks arrived in no time and Sasori started to drink his while Sakura looked at it cautiously.
"Are you going to drink it or just stare at it all day?" Sasori asked.
"What if it's poisoned?" Sakura asked.
"You're a medic," Sasori answered.
"But this is too strong to be able to tell what's a poison if there is any," Sakura complained.
"Do you want me to try it for you?" Sasori asked his oh so dependent wife.
"Please?" Sakura asked as he came over to her side of the table and sipped on the beer. He looked at her and she looked at him expecting him to drop dead any second and he sighed. He gently opened her mouth and poured the beer down her throat.
"Hey, this is good!" Sakura said as she finished the beer and raised her hand for a waitress.
"Sakura, don't drink-,"
"Deira, I'd like some more beer. Keep it coming," Sakura said ignoring Sasori.
"What'd you say Sasori-sama?" Sakura asked as more beer came.
"Nothing, Blossom. Just finish your drinks," Sasori said and she did just that.
A few hours later Sasori was still watching Sakura drink and knew she was probably drunk and since it was around 9PM he wasn't about to leave her alone. Sasori took the drink from her hand and earned a glare. He sighed.
"Sakura, come on. We need rest for the mission," Sasori said as she tried to swipe the bottle of beer away from him. "Sakura, stop that and come on," Sasori said but she didn't listen. Sasori leaned over and kissed Sakura on the lips trying to distract her but when he licked her bottom lip asking for entrance she giggled so he let up and looked at her questioningly. "What?"
"That tickled," Sakura said as she started to laugh some more her bottle of beer long forgotten. Sasori sighed, put some money on the table for the bill and tip, and picked her up and threw her over his shoulder as he walked trying to find an inn to stay at. "Mou…can you let go of me? The road is making me dizzy," Sakura said as he did what she asked. She almost fell over but he grabbed her around the waist just before she fell. Sakura giggled. "That was fun!"
"Yeah…Sakura, you're drunk. Let's just find an inn and get you to bed," Sasori said and she nodded. They walked for a while and then came to a decent inn. Sasori paid for a room for the night while Sakura looked at the fish tank and said hi to the fish. Sasori sighed and grabbed her arm so he could lead her to the room. Sakura didn't feel tired at all but Sasori did and she kept asking the stupidest questions like 'Why is the sky blue?' so he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her into bed with him. She started to squirm a lot and he was getting annoyed.
"Sakura, why won't you rest," Sasori said to her as she stopped squirming and they both fell asleep.
"Sasori…ugh…please let go of me," Sakura said as he woke up and let go of her. As soon as he let go she rushed to the bathroom and closed the door. Sasori walked over to the door and knocked twice.
"Sakura, are you OK?" Sasori asked. The answer he got was her throwing up. He sighed and sat on the bed waiting for her. Sakura came out a few minutes later holding her head in pain. She sat on the bed next to Sasori and put her head on his shoulder. "Sakura, this is why you don't drink that much unless you're Kisame," Sasori said.
"I don't need a lecture from you! Itachi already lectures me enough and of course I'm not Kisame! I'm not a shark!" Sakura said as Sasori laughed. Wow…Sasori-sama laughed. I can never make him laugh! Awesome! I'm so happy!
"Here," Sasori said as he started to gently rub Sakura's head. "You probably have a hangover," Sasori said as she nodded.
"Thank you, Sasori-sama," Sakura said as she closed her eyes.
"Come on, we have a mission to do. Remember you have to stall the guard," Sasori said.
"I do?" Sakura asked.
"Sakura, you better be playing stupid," Sasori warned.
"Oh yes! Now I remember! I stall the guard and you go in for the kill," Sakura said as they walked out of the inn giving the innkeeper their key. Sakura saw the guy and went over there and started to meaninglessly flirt and twirl her hair while Sasori snuck in.
"So, babe, you wanna come back to my place?" the guard asked and she giggled.
"I would love to go home with you," Sakura said seductively as he leaned over and captured her lips in a very good kiss. Sakura started to kiss back as the guard fell over with blood coming out of him. Sasori glared at her. Her eyes got really wide. OK, I know I'm going to get hurt. 1. He'll kill me. 2. Torture me. Or 3. I'll have to wait forever for my virginity to get taken away. Either way I'm screwed.
"U-Um….S-S-Sasori-sama, I-I-I c-c-can e-explain!" Sakura said very nervously. Sasori growled and grabbed her arm and walked off half dragging her while she struggled to keep up.
They've been walking without talking, stopping, or pretty much anything until it was dark outside. Suddenly Sasori stopped causing Sakura to run into him. She looked up terrified. Sasori pushed her up against a tree. He looked beyond angry so she didn't say anything or do anything. She felt him kiss her and her eyes widened in shock. Sasori let up and saw her shocked face.
"What's wrong, my Blossom? I thought you wanted this," Sasori said in a kind voice that totally betrayed his expression.
"S-S-Sasori-sama, I'm sorry!" Sakura said as he started to kiss her neck.
"For what, my Blossom?" Sasori asked.
"For the k-k-kiss," Sakura said nervously.
"I think my blossom needs to be taught a little lesson. Don't you?" Sasori asked ignoring her answer.
"P-Please, Sasori-sama! I'm really truly sorry!" Sakura pleaded.
"Please what?" Sasori asked as he nibbled on her ear.
"Please don't do this! It's wrong!" Sakura said almost in tears.
"Aw, Sakura. You think I'm going to rape you?" Sasori asked and she nodded "Why would I do that, my blossom? I would never hurt you like that. You should know that. You're my wife. Besides you're not ready for that, my blossom," Sasori cooed as she relaxed a little bit but tensed when he touched her womanhood.
"W-W-What are you d-doing?" Sakura asked.
"Teaching my blossom a lesson," Sasori said as he started to rub her opening. Sakura bit her lip to stop an unwanted moan from coming out. How is this punishment? It feels good! Sakura finally let the moan out and Sasori smirked. "Feels good, my Blossom?" Sasori asked calmly. Sasori stuck his fingers a tiny bit into her and she let out a gasp of pain but after she got used to it she kind of liked it. After a few minutes of him fingering her he felt her start to have an orgasm. He took his fingers out of her and straightened her outfit out so she looked like she did before he started to finger her. Sakura was panting and had wide eyes. He just made me have an orgasm and he leaves me here! That is cruel! "My Blossom, that was your lesson. Don't ever do anything like what you did again or it will be ten times worse. Am I clear?" Sasori asked.
"Perfectly," Sakura answered shakily.
"Good, now come on," Sasori said as they both started to walk towards the base. The walk there was quiet and when they got there Deidara was waiting outside for them.
"Hi, yeah! How was the mission, yeah?" Deidara asked as Sakura ran up and cried into him. He looked confused and Sasori looked at Sakura, though she couldn't see it, compassionately and with pity.
"She's tired," Sasori answered as he gently grabbed Sakura's shoulders and led her back to their room. Sasori lay down with Sakura's head on his chest as she sniffled trying not to cry. Then, she couldn't take it anymore and started crying onto him and hysterically saying the words 'I'm so sorry, Sasori-sama,' over and over. Sasori coddled her until she fell asleep. Sasori waited a few hours and then woke her up.
Sakura woke up and looked at Sasori but was very confused since she was still sleepy. Once Sakura could focus on a moving object Sasori leaned in and passionately kissed her on the lips.
"Don't ever do that again," Sasori whispered against her lips.
"Hai, Sasori-sama," Sakura said as she closed her eyes and waited for him to kiss her again which he did.
"Or I'll give you another little 'lesson' like the last one," Sasori said as he saw her eyes shot open and look at him with shock and then he saw her eyes show submission so he kissed her again. He held Sakura by the waist and pulled her towards him and deepened the kiss but then realized Sakura wasn't kissing back. Sasori looked down at Sakura to realize she fell asleep. Sasori sighed as he put her under the covers and kissed her on the cheek. Sasori watched Sakura's sleeping form until morning when she awoke.
"Sasori-sama, didn't you sleep?" Sakura asked as she sat up and he smirked at her.
"I could have but then I couldn't have done this when you woke up," Sasori said and then tackled her to the bed and kissed her roughly. His hands went under her shirt and started to rub her stomach gently and she let out a soft moan. He broke the kiss and looked lovingly into her eyes.
"You know not once after all the time we've been together have you seen me naked," Sakura said as he smirked down at her.
"Let's change that," Sasori said.
"You mean…you'll do me?" Sakura asked hopefully.
"Someone's getting excited," Sasori said playfully as he saw the look on her face.
"You didn't answer my question," Sakura said calmly.
"No, sex. You're not ready. Be patient but I can see you naked," Sasori said as he kissed her neck and started to take her shirt off.
"No," Sakura said trying to resist the urge to have him pleasure her. Sasori looked up at her in confusion so she finished, "No sex, no seeing me naked. Simple as that."
"I thought you wanted me to pleasure you," Sasori said trying not to show disappointment in his voice.
"Well, I don't want to be a virgin anymore. You know how embarrassing it is to have to tell them we haven't slept together yet? They look at me like I'm an alien!" Sakura said and Sasori sighed and sat up along with her.
"What do you want to do then?" Sasori asked her and she thought for a minute. Sakura didn't say anything but instead showed him. Sakura sat in his lap sideways and wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek.
"I want to sit with you forever," Sakura said.
"I want to have you forever," Sasori replied.
"I'm not a possession," Sakura said back to him and he smirked.
"No, but you are mine," Sasori said back to her.
"I'll be yours until the end of time," Sakura said as she passionately kissed him on the lips.
"Good," Sasori said as he laid her down on the bed and started to trail kisses up and down her neck. "Sakura, do you think you're ready?" Sasori asked her and her eyes got wide. He had never asked her that question before. He would usually tell her that she wasn't ready but never would ask her. Sakura thought for a few moments.
"No, I don't think I am," Sakura answered truthfully.
"It's hard, isn't it, Sakura?" Sasori asked and she looked at him strangely.
"What's hard, Sasori-sama?" Sakura asked.
"Wanting something that you're not ready for," Sasori said and she nodded her head in absolute agreement. Sasori chuckled. "I promise that we can still have as much fun as you want as long as you don't do anything like yesterday," Sasori said as she put her head down in shame. They both knew she loved him and he loved her. It's just that sometimes accidents happen and can hurt people. "Yesterday was a warning, my Blossom. I won't go easy on you if you ever do that again," Sasori said and he made sure she understood and when she did he smiled at her and picked her up bridal style. Sasori walked with her in his arms to the kitchen where Deidara, Tobi, and Itachi were. Sasori sat Sakura on the counter and went to go make some food for her since the maids had the day off.
"Hi, Sakura-chan! Is Tobi a good boy?" Tobi asked and she smiled at him and nodded.
"Baka, don't bother her!" Deidara yelled at Tobi as he hit him on the head.
"Ow, why'd Sempai hit Tobi? Tobi didn't do anything! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said holding his head in pain as Itachi left the scene without a word. Sasori finished making breakfast and went to Sakura. He got some chopsticks and got some of the noodles on them and fed Sakura who happily ate the food he was giving her.
"You two look like fucking newlyweds," Hidan said as he entered the kitchen. Deidara and Tobi stopped fighting with each other to look over at Sakura and Sasori.
"Ewwwwww…..." Deidara and Tobi said in unison.
"Immature idiots," Sakura mumbled under her breath as she took the chopsticks and shoved some food into her mouth but didn't swallow. Sasori knew what she was doing and enjoyed it. Deidara and Tobi just watched wondering what was going to happen. The, Sasori kissed Sakura roughly and had to hold her by the waist to keep her from falling backwards and when they stopped kissing Sasori chewed the last of the noodles and Deidara and Tobi went running around the base yelling 'Sasori-danna (sempai) ate out of Sakura-chan's mouth. It was disgusting! (yeah)' Sasori and Sakura both laughed.
"That was interesting, my Blossom," Sasori said to her and she nodded. Sasori put his arms around her and settled his hand on her butt and squeezed it a little. She gasped.
"Pervert! Let go!" Sakura yelled at him and he chuckled.
"Sakura, we're married and yet you still won't let me touch you there?" Sasori asked. "You know in sex I'd touch you there and see it too," Sasori explained and she gave him a look.
"I'm not stupid, Sasori-sama," Sakura said glaring at him.
"Well, you are naïve," Sasori said and she glared at him. "It's true do you know how much it'll hurt when I do take your virginity?" Sasori asked and she shook her head. "Well, let me tell you your first time will hurt a lot but after you get used to it then, you'll love it and beg for more," Sasori whispered into her ear.
"So you're that good?" Sakura asked and he smirked.
"You'll know in time but I've been told that I am," Sasori said to her.
"Could you help with the pain?" Sakura asked.
"I'll be very gentle and make sure you enjoy as much as you can before I enter you," Sasori said and he saw her cross her legs tightly. "Getting excited, my Blossom?" Sasori asked with amusement. Sakura glared at him and he kissed the tip of her nose.
"Ugh…I can't take it anymore!" Sakura said grabbing onto Sasori's shirt and he looked mildly shocked. "Do me…do me now! Do me like there's no tomorrow!" Sakura said with an edge of pleading in her voice but mostly need and want.
"As you wish," Sasori said as he took her to their room smirking down at her ignoring the stares and yells across the base that sounded like 'Hey! They're finally having sex!' or 'Sakura's going to have a good time if you know what I'm saying!' and the reply 'She's probably going to be in too much fucking pain to have a great time! After all she's a fucking virgin!'
Sasori pushed Sakura against the wall directly behind the bed so she was sitting on the bed and pushed up against the wall. He smirked at her and kissed her neck and slowly sucked on that same spot until there was a bruise.
"I'm going to teach you a little about sex, my Blossom," Sasori said to her as he began to take her top off. "Just watch," Sasori said as he saw her nod slightly. Sasori took her shirt and bra off and admired her breast before he took one of her hardened peaks into his mouth and sucked on it while she moaned. Sasori then licked her breast in an animal kind of way and heard her moan more. Sasori undid his pants and pulled them down and looked at Sakura. "Sakura, pleasure me and you'll get everything you wanted and more," Sasori said and she knew what he meant so she pulled his boxers down and looked at what makes him a man.
Woah. That thing's big! And it's all mine.
Way to think like me Outer!
Why are you here? Can't I just give him pleasure without you popping up?
Yeah, but I was going to say graze your teeth across it and make sure to lick it and suck!
How do you know this?
I just do! Now stick it in your mouth!
You don't have to tell me twice.
Sakura took Sasori into her mouth and did as Inner Sakura said and grazed her teeth against it, licked, and sucked it making him moan her name. Sasori tilted her head up and looked at her in the eyes and then proceeded to take off her pants and underwear and put his fingers on her opening while rubbing it and making her moan and say his name. Sasori stuck a finger inside of her and slowly started to put a few more inside of her. She started to grab his shoulders in pain and he slowly laid her down with his fingers still inside of her.
"This will hurt, my love," Sasori whispered in her ear.
"My love? A new nickname; I like it," Sakura said as he smirked. He took his fingers out of her and caressed her cheek.
"I will call you that whenever you want me to, my love," Sasori whispered into her ear. Sasori put his penis at her opening and rubbed it against her for a few minutes waiting for her to say something which she eventually did.
"Goddammit, just screw me now! I need it, Sasori-sama!" Sakura yelled and he slowly put his member into her as she clutched onto him in pain.
"Sh…the pain will be over soon, my love. Then you'll really feel the pleasure. You're doing great," Sasori said to her as he slowly went in and out of her until she relaxed then he sped up and she started to moan and scream out.
"Sasori!" Sakura screamed in total pleasure.
"Scream my name again, my love," Sasori commanded and she wasn't complaining.
"Sasori!" Sakura screamed complying with his command. Sasori hit a sensitive spot and she arched his back into his touch. "Sasori-sama, do that again," Sakura moaned out and he did.
"More, Sasori-sama!" Sakura screamed out and he smirked. He kept a steady pace and she kept moaning and screaming out his name. They both felt their climax coming and they screamed each other's name's once more before laying down on the bed next to each other panting.
"Thank you, Sasori-sama," Sakura said as he smiled at her.
"My love, you were ready. No need to thank me," Sasori said as he looked at the clock. 3:00 PM.
"Who would've thought we would've had afternoon sex," Sakura said as she snuggled with Sasori.
"Yeah, come on, we should go eat," Sasori whispered into her ear as he got his clothes and put them on. Sasori looked over to Sakura who was still on the bed, naked. "Are you going to get dressed?" Sasori asked her and she sighed. Sasori went over to where her clothes were and picked them up. He went over to Sakura and began to put her panties on her. His fingers occasionally brushed over her thighs and she started to giggle. He smirked. "Is my Blossom ticklish?" Sasori asked and she nodded. Sasori smirked.
"Don't even think-ah! Stop it!" Sakura said in between laughs as Sasori kept tickling her.
"Going to get dressed, my love?" Sasori asked.
"Hm…can you help me?" Sakura asked and he smirked at her. Sasori grabbed her bra and looked at it and then her for a few minutes until he finally got how to put one on and put it on her. She giggled through the whole thing since it's kind of funny to watch a highly skilled ninja struggle with putting a bra on someone. They can easily take it off but can't put it back on a girl. Sasori eventually finished dressing her and got a brush so he could brush Sakura's hair. After they finished getting ready they walked outside their room to find every Akatsuki member's ear very close to the door.
"What are you guys doing?" Sasori asked with a raised eyebrow while Sakura blushed at what they might have heard.
"Um…I dropped my earring!" Unknown said as she picked up an imaginary earring and ran away from the scene.
"I'm the Leader. I don't need an excuse," Leader said as he walked away.
"Tobi was playing hide and seek with Zetsu-sempai and Zetsu-sempai found Tobi!" Tobi yelled enthusiastically.
"We heard screaming so we thought we'd see if Sakura was OK," Itachi said for the rest of them who were glad that Itachi helped them out. Sasori sighed.
"Is my love hungry?" Sasori asked and the guys looked at them strangely and Unknown and Leader came back onto the scene and wondered what was going on.
"Hai," Sakura answered as they walked to the kitchen and everyone else followed them curiously. Sakura got annoyed by this and said, "You know, curiosity killed the cat or in this case the weasel," Sakura said as Itachi glared at her and she got closer to Sasori.
They all got to the kitchen a few minutes later and Sasori started to make some food for Sakura. Once he finished he grabbed Sakura by the waste and pulled her to him and kissed her passionately on the lips. Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him closer to where there was no space between them. Sasori broke the kiss first.
"I love you, my Blossom," Sasori whispered to her.
"I love you, too, Sasori-sama," Sakura said as he gave her the food. She ate in silence while everyone else went into the living room and started to watch TV. After Sakura finished she went into the living room and sat on Sasori's lap while looking at what everyone was watching.
Grounded for Life? Perfect...they're watching Lifetime.
Sasori started to play with Sakura's hair and rub her back while everyone watched TV. Sasori smirked though Sakura couldn't see it and the other guys smirked to. Sakura felt herself being pushed down and gasped when she basically got tackled and tickled to death. Sakura was kicking unconsciously and laughing so hard she was convinced that she was going to laugh to death.
"S-Stop! Hahahaha!" Sakura said but they all kept tickling her. Eventually they stopped and she was panting so hard. "Thank you, guys," Sakura said sarcastically.
"You're welcome, my love," Sasori said to her and she looked at him like he was stupid.
"Oh, I have a question, Deidara!" Sakura said.
"Yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Do you know a Deira?" Sakura asked as Deidara paled.
"She's my sister, yeah," Deidara said as Sakura's eyes widened.
"She was trying to make a move on my man," Sakura said glaring at Deidara.
"She's very flirty," Deidara said. Sakura eventually got over it and hugged Sasori because she wants to touch him.
"Can't keep to yourself, hm, Sakura?" Sasori asked.
"I don't want to let you go," Sakura replied.
"Aw, my Sakura wants to touch me," Sasori said implying other places besides just hugging around the shoulders.
"I could say the same thing about you," Sakura mumbled glaring at him for saying that there and then.
"I love you, my Blossom," Sasori said.
"I love you to, Sasori-sama," Sakura said smiling warmly at him. "Hey, Sasori-sama?" Sakura asked.
"Yes, my Blossom?" Sasori asked.
"Err…I want kids," Sakura said and everyone's eyes widened.
"Wh-What?" Sasori asked.
"You heard me," Sakura said snuggling into him.
"Aren't you a little young?" Sasori asked.
"Aren't I a little young to be married?" Sakura retorted. "Do you want children?" Sakura asked.
"Of course I do and I'll help you in any way I can to give you kids," Sasori said with a smirk as she rolled her eyes.