"Hey, Guess What!" (1/?)
by Marie-Claude Danis

EMAIL: mc@verticalcrawl.com
SITE: http://verticalcrawl.com/westwing
FEEDBACK: Would be delightful.
ARCHIVE: Sure, just ask.
SPOILERS: none
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Josh/Sam
SUMMARY: Josh is bored and possesses an interesting bit of information he needs to share.
NOTE: Silly. Good god, silly. Really. Thanks to the State of the Union list for inspiration. Snort.


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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:12:45 -05:00

August is the National Anal Sex Month!

Josh

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:15:10 -05:00

I'm working, here.

Sam

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:17:34 -05:00


Ooh, and Donna tells me August 7th is National Orgasm Day.

Josh

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:23:02 -05:00


Don't you have work to do?

Sam

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:24:40 -05:00


Sure, but it's so much more fun bothering you.

Josh

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:28:23 -05:00


Josh, so help me god, just do it already.

Sam

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:29:19 -05:00


Do what?

Josh

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:33:38 -05:00


Donna!

Sam

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:34:22 -05:00


Shut up! I don't have anything going on with Donna!

Josh

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:42:56 -05:00


Precisely.

You're clogging my inbox. Go to work.

Sam

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:44:14 -05:00


You think you're so smart.

Josh

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:49:20 -05:00


Josh, seriously, I have work.

Sam

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 07:51:43 -05:00


Then stop answering my emails, genius.

Josh

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 08:04:05 -05:00


Sam?

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 08:13:15 -05:00


SAM.

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 08:27:32 -05:00


PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 08:29:17 -05:00


Leave me alone, I said.

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 08:30:12 -05:00


But... it's National Anal Sex Month!

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 08:35:45 -05:00


What do you want me to do about it?

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:22:08 -05:00


I just want to state for the record that I didn't answer there for a little while because I got really busy suddenly. I wasn't thrown off by your question or anything.

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:26:26 -05:00


Okay.

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:27:51 -05:00


Just so we're clear.

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Hey, guess what!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:32:30 -05:00


It's fine. I have work.

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FROM: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Quit it, Samuel!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:32:37 -05:00


Sam, stop bothering Josh. He has work.

Donna

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FROM: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
TO: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Quit it, Samuel!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:35:50 -05:00


HE has work?! Tell your boss he better not be surfing porn sites while I'm busting my ass doing HIM favors!

Sam

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FROM: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Quit it, Samuel!
DATE: August 3, 2001 09:38:21 -05:00


Speaking of which, did you know August was National Anal Sex Month?

Donna

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FROM: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
TO: sseaborn@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Quit it, Samuel!
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:01:56 -05:00


Sam?

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FROM: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Err...
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:05:12 -05:00


Is Sam mad at me?

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Err...
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:07:32 -05:00


What did you do?

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FROM: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Err...
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:09:53 -05:00


I told him about National Anal Sex Month.

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Err...
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:12:44 -05:00


Yeah, he gets weird about it.

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FROM: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
TO: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: Re: Err...
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:14:35 -05:00


Why are we emailing?

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FROM: jlyman@whitehouse.gov
TO: dmoss@whitehouse.gov
SUBJECT: We're idiots.
DATE: August 3, 2001 10:16:01 -05:00


I... don't know.

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TBC --- yes, really.