Tipsy Intoxication


"Bella, I'm only going to be gone for a few hours, you'll be okay, right?" Edward whispered into my ear. The ice that flowed from him lips caressed the small space between my ear and my neck, making me shiver. I could only nod in agreement. The though of him leaving made me terrified, but I knew he wouldn't do anything too extreme while I was in the care of his brothers and sisters.

"As long as you promise me that you wont come back any different than you are now...well, except the fact that tolerating me will be much easier, and your eyes will be even more beautiful than they are know what I mean," I struggled to say. Separation made even talking somewhat difficult for me.

Edward gripped me in a fierce embrace and did something a little bit childish, he gave me an Eskimo kiss. After dropping me off at his house, Edward drove away, leaving me to an impending doom at the hands of his siblings.

Within seconds, I was ambushed by what easily could have been mistaken for a deranged football player. "BELLA!" Emmett roared. The breath was knocked out of me.

"Jesus Emmett!" I spluttered. "Put me down!" I yelped. He chuckled to himself and only carried me in a more comfortable position. "What do you have in store for me tonight, huh?" I asked on our way inside.

"I didn't really plan anything, but, if you have anything in mind, well then, share away," he said. Inside, the house was incredibly quiet.

"Uhm, Emmett, where is everyone?" I asked. He had a wild grin on his face.

"See, what Edward didn't know, is that everyone else made plans to go on a hunting trip, except me of course...hopefully they don't somehow meet on the way there," he mused. I stared in shock, and for some bizarre reason, admiration.

"How did you get this past him?" I asked. Emmett just grinned wildly and said,

"I have an idea."

EPOV (meaning Emmet)

I was really looking forward to tonight, just Bella and I, my favorite sister, my playmate(in a family way). There was no limit to what we could do, not to mention the fact, that the was hilarious and totally fun to around. Then the idea hit me.

"Well, I was thinking," I started to say. "I've never seen you drunk," I said hopefully. Shock crossed her face again.

"Emmett! No!" she shouted. I gave her a pouty face. "What the hell is wrong with you!? You would actually want to get me drunk!?" she shouted some more. I nodded my head 'yes'. "First of all, Edward would kill you , second of all, Charlie would flip out, and even further than that, Edward would kill you!" she shouted some more.

"Fine," I said, pretending to give up. "That was stupid of me to think, I'm sorry." Bella shrugged, socked me in the shoulder and then jumped onto the couch.

"What do you wanna do?" she asked. Before she finished her sentence, I had already come up with another plan to get what I wanted. I didn't answer her, I ran up to my room and came back into te living room with a small boom box and a CD.

"Listen to this song, its the best," I said, fighting back my laughter. The course spilled into the air.

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

'round and 'round,

'round and 'round

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

All through the town!

Bella looked up at me with a raised eyebrow. "Why are you making me listen to this?" she asked. I shrugged sat down next to her. "Want some mints?" I asked her. She held open her hand and I dumped a handful's worth into her waiting palm. She shoved them into her mouth and sucked on them. While the mints were dissolving, I hurried into the kitchen and got her some 'juice'.

"Here Bells, I figured you might be thirsty," I said. She took the glass and started to drink.

"Emmett,this tastes funny," she said slowly.

'"Oh, its probably from the mints, take some more," I said, and handed her a few more small round, green-looking mints. Then I hit the replay button on the boom box. Forty-five minute later, Bella was just about as drunk as it gets.


I couldn't believe it. After I had told Emmett no, he still figured out how to get me drunk! Right after my 8th glass of juice, we got in his jeep and drove to Port Angeles, which only took 30 minutes when it should have taken much longer. In the car, he kept playing the 'Wheels on the Bus' song, and I didn't understand why. Emmett stopped in front of an empty sidewalk that was dimly lit by a street lamp.

I was almost hysterical. Alcohol didn't sit well with me. "Emmett, Eddie is going to be maaaaaad," I jeered, unable to really hold my head straight.

"No he wont Bella, he will never find out anyway," Emmett said. "Now, I'm to help you out of the car okay, then I want you to walk along this sidewalk, alright?" he said. Before I could answer, He was helping me step onto the curb.

EPOV (Emmett)

I followed alongside in the jeep and held the video camera out the window. It took everything I had to control my laughter enough to not drop the camera. Bella stumbled along, singing,

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

'round and 'round

'round and 'round

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

All through the town!

In between each line from the chorus, she would let out a string of giggles. Then she said something that almost made me drop the camera. "Edward!" she said and then laughed uncontrollably and fell. "I missed you! Isn't this fun!" she sang. Edward was busy helping her up, but got glances of his face, he was livid.

"Emmett!" she whined. "You said he wouldn't be mad, he looks mad," then Edward turned on me.

"Goddammit Emmett! I wasn't even gone for three hours!" Edward was screaming at me and in the process, he ripped the door off of my jeep. If it weren't for Bella heaving onto the sidewalk, he probably would have ripped my arm off too, and destroyed the tape.


I don't remember much of what happened, but when I woke up, I was in my bed and in Edwards arms. My head pounded and my lungs felt like they were going to burst. I looked up and met Edwards disapproving eyes.

"Bella, what were you thinking yesterday?" he said quietly. I spoke slowly so I wouldn't overwhelm myself.

"I said no, but he spiked my juice, I promise Edward, I tried to be good!" I said. He kissed my forehead and held me.

"I hope you learned your lesson," he said. I shook my head.

"Yeah, don't take juice and mints from Emmett anymore."