I have no idea why I'm putting this up. I just found it in the depths of my computer and decided to upload it. So, please forgive me if it sucks.


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Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a catfight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dick head put his hands on me
But you see

Frowning, Sasori snuck in. Quiet as a mouse. Damn, he'd get back at that son of a bitch if it was the last thing he'd do. But what to do? He couldn't do something too involving; Orchimaru would be back any second now and then Sasori would really be in trouble. He had only brought Hiroko with him and Orchimaru could defeat that in a second. Sasori had been dimwitted enough, when they were partners, to show him what kinds of weapons Hiroko had. He had been an idiot. Suddenly, Sasori's eyes lit upon a table. A small table. Lots of snakes in jars, and other oddities. Sasori glanced over the various items, and then saw exactly what he wanted.

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Sasori giggled in obvious glee as he found the hand, scampering over and examining for traps. The candle near the hand flickered ominously, and finally Sasori grabbed the hand, pulling off the ring. It came off without a hitch. Sasori frowned. You'd think something would happen. Sasori set down the hand, slipping the ring into his pocket.

"Why, Sasori. So nice to see you." Said an awfully familiar voice.

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
Buh bye
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight

Sasori whipped around, staring into the face of his former partner. Orchimaru grinned.

"I'd like it if you'd put the ring back, Sasori."

Sasori sneered. "Yeah, sure. I'll just put it back without a fight. You son of a bitch, you honestly think I'd just put it back like nothing?"

"You always were a spunky one, Sasori."

"Not sure if that's a compliment, but thanks."

"I don't want to fight you, Sasori."

"Oh. I'd love to kill you, though."

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

"Really, Sasori? I thought we were friends?" Orchimaru said. Sasori noticed another man, in the back, wearing glasses, hidden by the shade. Another person? This could turn ugly. Sasori had to get out of here, quick.

"Before you defected, then yes. I suppose we could've been friends."

"Was that all? Just because I left?" Orchimaru hissed, and Sasori noticed that he was stepping closer with every word. Tricky, Orchimaru, but I know all your sly moves, Sasori thought, stepping to the side.

"And, well, you wanted me to turn you into a puppet. And you raped me to try and make me do it. That could've been another factor." Sasori hissed, making his way to the door, ring still in his pocket. "And then you tried to take over Itachi's body when I refused!"

"And you murdered my favorite pet snake."

"That was for the rape, dickhead."

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
It's just you and your hand

Sasori felt the doorknob's cold metal against his palm. He suppressed a grin.

"Well, it's been soooo nice to see you again, old friend, but I really must be going."

Orchimaru smiled. "I don't think so, Sasori. The door's locked. I'm going to make you turn me into an immortal being one way or-"

"Who said I was just going to open the door?" Sasori said. "A puppet is certainly not a flimsy sort of art."

BANG! The door fell over easily as Sasori kicked it, hard. Orchimaru's eyes widened.

"Kabuto, stop him!"

Too late. Sasori was running, as fast he could, ignoring the hisses behind him. Snakes were creatures that relied on heat, and Sasori's puppet form was cold. His getaway was assured.

I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Yeah oh

The run was soon over. He arrived, back at the base, breathing hard. The other members looked up.

"Where were you?" Kisame said, raising a thin eyebrow.

Sasori didn't reply. He shuffled around in his pocket, to withdraw the ring. What he only found was a hole. Trying to not show his frustration and disappointment to the others, he glanced at them.

"Oh… conversing with an old friend." Sasori said, shrugging. "Anyway, I'm back now."

Sasori had thought that the pursuit Orchimaru sent after him was slightly lackluster. Perhaps he would try again sometime. He would bring more puppets. Perhaps kick Orchimaru's ass around a little before getting back the ring.

Next Friday was open.