Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis

"Buchou, give it back!"


"Give me back my catch phrase, now!"

"No, I'm keeping it. You can have mine."

"What, don't get careless? I don't think so! It's the most boring catch phrase I've ever heard!"


"The show's name is The Prince of Tennis, and I'm The Prince of Tennis, and it's my catch phrase, so give it back! Now!"

"Mada mada dane, Echizen." Tezuka smirked.

"Oh, now you're just pushing it! Like stealing my catch phrase wasn't enough, now you're smirking! You're not supposed to smirk! You're the stoic buchou, man with out facial expressions, you assign laps, you do not smirk, or yell mada mada dane! That's my line!"

"Mada mada dane."

"Fine! Fifty laps!"

"Che. I want Ponta."


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