hahahahahahahahaha!!!!i dont start school till after labor day!!!! and i'm in all honors!!! and i have the same schedule as my bestest friend! yes!

Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight and Stephenie Meyer does.

I was writing a paper for math so I would get extra credit for this quarter. Everything was fine until the little paper clip thing said, "It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

I ignored it and went on.

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

Haha. No, thanks.

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

Okay, now it's getting annoying. Whatever. Maybe it'll stop.

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

Shut up, clippy.

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

I said shut up.

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

I said SHUT UP.

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

SHUT UP!!! GOD!!

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

Okay, the reason why they called it Windows XP is because that there's no you, Clippy. See? "XP". "X Paper Clip".

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

"It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!! What's next, a usless hint?

"Hint!: Try adding a period at the end of sentences."

Just calm down, Bella, Just calm down. I took a minute to rest and get control of myself and went back to the computer. I was about to type again until Clippy said, "It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

NO! I DON'T WANT ANY HELP! EVEN IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT BLOB THING OR THAT GOLDEN RETRIEVER OR THE WORLD THINGY. BUT NEVER, EVER, EVER, YOU. I went back to type when again he said, "It looks like you're trying to write a paper, would you like some help?"

I screamed at the top of my lungs, saved my paper on a cd, and threw the whole computer down the stairs; almost hitting Edward as he walked up to my room.

"Sweetie, what's wrong?" he asked me calmly.

"Clippy..." I whispered back insanely; pointing to the computer.

He looked at it and his face lit up. "You know what that means!" He winked at me and smiled his crooked smile that I absolutley loved.

I smiled too. "You get to buy me a new computer."

"That's right!" he laughed as he took me in his arms and went downstairs to his Volvo.

-OXO-

i hoped you liked it! ill try to have the next chap. of When Edward Sings by tomorrow! review plz!