The Outsiders: The Lost Version

An Outsiders Parody

Scene: Two-Bit, Johnny and Soda in the Curtis living room. Enter Pony.

Pony: Hey guys! What's going on? Notices Johnny JOHNNY?!?!? I thought you were DEAD!

Johnny: Nah man. It was just a few burns, nothing major.

Pony: I watched you die!

Johnny: Nope. You watched me fall asleep.

Soda: Yeah...where were you in the last week?

Pony: Oo

Two-Bit: Alright, I've been quiet long enough. PONYBOY, YOU ARE CRAZY! (Runs from the room)

Soda:(in an Australian accent) WTF mate?

Pony: Now your gonna tell me Dally's alive, too.

Johnny: Why wouldn't Dally be alive?

Soda: (whispers to Johnny) Don't tell Pony but I think Two-Bit is right...

Johnny: (nods)

Pony: I HEARD THAT!

Soda: Heard what?

Pony: What you just said about Two-Bit being right!

Soda: Two-Bit was never here.

Pony: Yes he was! He was, I tell you! Wasn't he Johnny?

Johnny: Um...

Pony: SAY YES YA DAMN PUPPY!

Johnny: Oo (whispers to Soda) Yeah...Two-Bit is definitely right.

Pony: See? HE WAS HERE!

Johnny: NO HE WAS NOT! TWOBIT WAS NEVER HERE! BUT HE IS RIGHT! YOU ARE SOOO CRAZY! (runs away)

Pony and Soda: oO

Soda:(in an Australian accent) WTF mate?

Pony: Um...

Soda: Um...

Pony: What?

Soda: What?

Pony: Shut up.

Soda: Shut up.

Pony: Okay, stop it right now.

Soda: Okay, stop it right now.

Pony: SODAPOP CURTIS STINKS!

Soda: SODAPOP CURTIS SMELLS GOOD!

Pony: Ha!

Soda: Ha!

Pony: (groans)

Soda: (groans)

Pony: STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I AM NOT CRAZY AND I'M GONNA MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT! (He does, indeed, make a dramatic exit, but it was made less dramatic by him saying he was going to make a dramatic exit. So there, Ponyboy!)

Soda:(in an Australian accent) WT...(In a normal voice)Aww, screw it. (Stomps off angrily.)

(Enter Two-Bit)

Two-Bit- Hey Pony I was just gonna say... (Sees no one there) Oh fine! Don't listen to my apology! (Stomps off angrily, much like Soda did three lines ago.)

(Enter random dog.)

Random Dog: Woof.

(Enter Darry.)

Darry: (notices dog) SODA! WHAT IS A DOG DOING IN MY LIVING ROOM?

Random Dog: Woof Bark Bark Woof.

Soda: (in his and Pony's room) Uh-oh! Darry's mad! I better use my spidey powers to get out of here! (He uses his spidey powers to get out of there.)

Pony: Am I the only on sane around here? Darry's seeing dogs and Soda turned into Spiderman.

Soda: (yells from far away) NO! YOU'RE THE ONLY CRAZY ONE!

Pony: Whatever. (Walks away.)

Soda: (singing)SpiderSoda, SpiderSoda does whatever a SpiderSoda does.