Newly Blonde 16: Wedding Part I
Last Chapter!! Farewell!
I stood in front of the mirror and admired myself. I loved admiring myself. It was my hobby. My blonde hair was up in a bun, with little diamonds in it. I smoothed the folds in my dress, and clipped on my veil. And stared. And stared. Then, there was a knock at the door. In walked M.E., in her strapless dress, and a braided bun thing. She was carrying Cupcake, with contempt. Whatever in the world that means.
"Abby, your dog won't let me put on her dress!" she said, holding her at arms length.
"Have Kira do it!" I said, and went back to admiring myself.
"It won't let her do it either!" M.E. said sighing.
"Oh, I'm sorry! Cupcake knows who wants to be world dictator." I said.
I took her, set her on the velvet seat, and put her outfit on (don't ask me how) and I clipped a little diamond barrette in her little cowlick.
"Aww! She's so cute!" Sakura cooed. Finally, someone on my side!
Another knock at my door. God, is anyone considerate around here?!
"Orange Juice, get the door!" I said.
My daddy walked in! Yay!
"It's time." He said simply. I pulled down my veil.
The song I selected, I'm Too Sexy (A/N: Ya'll know: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts) started playing.
Kira, M.E., Cassie, and Sakura walked down the aisle.
When the song went "I'm too Sexy for Malian New York and Japan" I walked down the aisle with daddy. Water was on my cheeks. Ah water!
"Daddy, is it raining?" I asked him. I'm really confused.
"Honey, that's tears." He said and shook his head. "Thank Nathanial you're not my problem anymore."
"Yay Nathanial!" I whispered.
We then got to the alter, and Nathanial and Brittney were there. Nathaniel and Brittney were dancing, as usual. Daddy kissed my cheek and lifted my veil.
"You look wonderful." Gregg said.
Now it was time for the vows:
Nathanial: We are in the presence of God, and these lovebirds, and the Leprechaun of The Dance. Welcome to our church. Repeat after me. Gregg, I will love you and honor you for until death.
M.E., Kira, and Cassie giggled. In attendance were Kiba, Naruto, Hokage, Sasuke, and many other relatives, celebrities and random people from the street who were invited by me on my way to the church. About ten were hobos. I love hobos!
Abby: Gregg, I will love and honor you for until death.
Nathanial: Abby, I will love and honor you for until death.
Gregg: Abby, I will love and honor you for until death.
Nathanial: I now pronounce you man and wife (Cassie stuck out her tongue at this sexist remark) you may kiss the bride.
Gregg and I kissed. Everyone wooed and Orange Juice, Apple Juice, and Grape Juice scowled. Why though? He then picked me up bridal style (which I now was!) and carried me down the aisle.
Later, at the reception, Sakura and Naruto were dancing.
"So Sakura, I have something to ask you."
"Yes, Naruto." She said.
"Do you plan on staying in your apartment?" he asked her.
"Yes, why?" she said.
"Well, umm, I love you." He mumbled.
"What?" she asked.
"I love you, Sakura"
They kissed, in the middle of the dance floor.
"YAIME!" Sasuke said.
"Merry Christukahanza!" Kiba said.
"Is it even December?" Sakura said.
"Yes…or is it?" Orochimaru said, popping out of nowhere, "Sasuke, I love you!"
"I love you too, Roachie!" Sasuke replied.