THINGS METROPOLIS CHARICTERS WOULD NEVER SAY!

Kindof a sequal to the 'ways to piss off' series. I wanted to this for a while now.


Rock: I'll never kill again!


Duke: You're not my son.

Rock: starts to bawl

Duke: Oh GAWD! Just shut up.

Rock: YOU"RE NOT MY FRIEND!


Duke Red: Rock, I love you.

Rock: FxxK OFF!


Duke: I used to be a stripper.

Kenichi: (nodds)


Kenichi: Tima turns me on. (Me: lol... ICK!)


Tima: Let's go out and have some fun!

Kenichi: Sorry, but you're to damn ugly!


Tima: I blame it all on the blonde hair.

Kenichi: So Rock, Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?


Mayor: Man, I wish those hoes would back up off me!


Rock: I feel pretty... Oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and (looks around nervously) GAAAAYYYYY!!!!!


Rock: Where do babies come from?

Kenichi: Uh...


Tima: (hystarical laughter)


Rock: I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERY THING!

Tima: Shut up you whiney bitch.


Kenichi: I'MA LEPRACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fifi: I just want to be held.


Skunk: No way. Her breasts are too big.


Rock: Damn! I broke a nail!


Duke Red: Let's go to the mall. I haven't been there is ages!


Tima: Are we there yet?

Kenichi: No.

Tima: Are we there yet?

Kenichi: No.

Tima: Are we there yet?

Kenichi: No.

Tima: Are we there yet?

Kenichi: No.

Tima: Are we there yet?

Kenichi: SHUT THE FxxK UP YOU FxxKING WHORE!!!!!!!

Tima: Are we there yet?


Rock: I am going to repent for my sins.


Duke Red: I'm sorry.


THE END OF CHAPTER ONE!

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Luv, Nae'Ka-chan