The Lovable Chase

Don't own Naruto or spacecows.

/means inner thoughts or kyuubi/

Ayame and Hinata Part Two

Naruto didn't know what had happened to him. He had been ask to help Ayame and when he headed to the back of the ramen shop someone hit him over the head with a frying pan. This was embarrassing situation because he thought he finally had overcome his retardedness. Guess not...

" What the hell why am I tide up?" asked Naruto.

/" Guess you're still pretty stupid kit."/

" Screw you bastard wolf."

/HEY DON'T CALL ME A WOLF JACKASS!!!"/

" Why it bothers you, you hairy ugly looking wolf."

/" Shut up lame brain, that's it I'm gone for now jerk."/

" Oh did the mighty kyuubi got his mouth shut by the brat.."said Naruto with a smirk.

"..." was all kyuubi could think of so he left.

Back in the real world, Naruto noticed two figures walking towards him and looked like they were swinging their hips.

" Who's there?" asked Naruto.

" OH NARU-KUN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU!!!" and out of the dark came out Ayame.

" Oh hi Ayame-chan. This a funny way to have fun but um we could get some ice cream or hang out by the Hokage mountains if you want to have fun."

" Oh no Naru-kun we planned something that involved all three of us naked and ..." and with that came out Hinata with a bright red blush on her face.

" Hinata is that you? Wait a minute you seriously can't think of doing that?"

" Why not?" asked the girls.

" Its not that I'm gay its just that I feel like..." then help came...

Choji busted through a door with an M-17 assault rifle shooting in the air while screaming" YEEHAW THE CALVARY'S ARRIVED!!!" with a texan accent.

" Choji thank god for saving me." said Naruto.

" YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE !!!" said the two girls.

" NARUTO BUDDY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT TO DISTRACT THEM LITTLE LADIES OVER THERE." said Choji.

" All right..." and with that Naruto took off his shirt. He was very muscular with scars of numerous battles. Hinata and Ayame stared as blood shot through their noses and passed out.

" Didn't know girls could be perverted." said Naruto.

" Well old buddy now you know. Come on I'll protect you from other girls who'll fall in love with you."

So with that Naruto and Choji sped off...

" So look at you old chum , your looks make Sasgay look like a regular old joe." said Choji.

" Thanks I think now where to go?" asked Naruto.

" Just stick bye me we're like comrades and today everyone women in this village is going to try to rape you."

Just for everyone to know, girls in this universe can actually rape guys so its quite funny...

" You're right."

" Oh bye the way , Sasuke and Kiba have admitted feeling things for you..."

" WHAT THE HELL???" said Naruto.

" DON'T WORRY ME AND SHIKA OVER THERE WILL PROTECTS YA CAUSE YOUR OUR BROTHER AND FRIEND!!!"

Naruto wanted to cry hearing that... He truly had friends now.

" Thanks , pal."

So they run off and stop at Yamanaka's shop ...

" HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" asked Naruto.

" I NEED TO GET SOME FLOWERS FOR MY MAMA SO I'LL GO IN FOR JUST TEN MINUTES THEN WE LEAVE." said Choji.

" Ok hurry up." said Naruto nervously.

So Choji had gone in and Naruto waited...and waited...and waited... until he noticed Ino and Sakura had spotted him.

" NARU-...KUN???" said the ladies.

In all their lives they had never seen a sweaty, battered, bruised chest like Naruto and their engines were on I mean really on.

/" Naru-kun by the time this is over I'm going to be the next Mrs. Uzumaki, believe it."/ said Inner Sakura.

/" Well , well Naru-kun it seems you have made me forget who I was dating."/ said Ino in her mind.

" OH OH..." was all Naruto could say...

To be continued...

P.S. NO INO AND SAKURA WILL NOT GET NARUTO THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE BUT NOW HE WILL BE USED AS A " SEE BUT DO NOT TOUCH" FUN!!! I LIKE THE TEMANARU PAIRING OR TENNARU PAIRING ... I DON'T LIKE HINANARU BUT I'LL TRY IT. MOSTLY I DO LIKE ALL THE GIRL PAIRINGS WITH NARUTO BUT NO YAOI UNLESS I'M DRUNK AND SINGING THE MACARENA...

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW LOVE PEACE BROTHERS...