The Lovable Chase

Disclaimer: I don't have to be rich to not own Naruto... so deal with it yo!!!


Anko and Kurenai Part one...

It seemed everything was going to go their way for these two lovely ladies. The hunt was on to catch their fox boy to devour him in their ... uhhum books yeah that's where I'm going with this. Also with the help of his former sensei, forcefully of course, Kakashi.

" Ok Kakashi how do we catch our Naru-kun?" asked Anko slyly.

" Well if you ladies let me go, I'll tell you." said Kakashi with a smile.

" Oh of course we're not going to do that silly you would just run off and tell our cute fox lover to look out for traps." said Kurenai with an evil smile.

" It didn't hurt to try right?" asked Kakashi.

" Well actually for you, this is going to hurt a lot." said Anko with an evil smile as well...

Meanwhile with our hero of the story...

Naruto had been running a while before he decided that he'd try to hide in the hokage's room.

Note: The rest won't be written cause we have gotten ourselves to the part where we were in the first chapter , sorry for confusing you reviewers.

After being caught Naruto tried one last thing ... a Sexy no jutsu.

" Hey come on ladies I'm as big a pervert as Kakashi and Jiraiya you could let me go now right." asked a coy Naruto.

" Why sure.." said Kurenai..

" Cool then.."

" NOT!!!" said Anko.

" Ok you guys made me do this... HAREM NO JUTSU!!!" screamed Naruto.

At first it looked like it might have worked but then Kurenai just destroyed the sexy girls.

" P-P-Please you ladies don't want to do this.. how about Asuma or Iruka they need some loving or Ibiki?" asked a scared Naruto.

" Sorry Naru-kun what I want I get and since I was spoiled as a child I always got my dessert. This time it happens to be you." stated Kurenai with such a lustlful look that Naruto knew he was screwed so he did the only thing he could do was pass out.

As the men and women of the village looked on, the guys were angry for he was the first guy to get raped by two sexy women. As for the women they now truly felt sorry for the kyuubi boy and promised to treat him a little better.

Naruto's mind...

/ HAHAHA THE MAN WHO TOOK DOWN OROCHIMARU AND KILLED SOME AKATSUKI IS GETTING RAPED!!! OH THE FUNNY IRONY OF IT ALL!!! GUESS I HAVE TO THANK THAT MINATO GUY FOR PLACING ME HERE. ITS BEEN QUITE FUN TO SEE THE KIT GET SCREWED LIKE THIS..

Back at Kurenai's apartment...

Naruto felt cold and very out there but at the same time felt different. He was about to jump out when he realized the two cougars were clinging on to him and seeing that if he woke them up, Anko and Kurenai would want a round two he decided to just cling on to dear life. Then to see smiles across their faces he realized he must have done something to please them or rather Kyuubi had made him do it. Life was incredibly cruel to Naruto Uzumaki at times and this didn't help.

It was early morning and as Naruto arrived he saw Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi waiting for him. Sakura well she had hearts in her eyes, Sasuke also had them which was creeping Sakura and Kakashi a lot and Kakashi was with a bored expression.

" Yo, Naruto ready for a mission like old times sake?" asked Kakashi.

" No please let me go to sleep I need sleep." said a tired and very raped Naruto.

" Oh so what were you doing last night that made you that way?" questioned the curious Kakashi.

" Work, now please..."

" Kakashi, maybe we should let Naru-kun sleep." said Sakura.

" Ahh since when has it been Naru-kun, Sakura?" asked Kakashi.

Well her reaction was not well taken with a burning red face of embarrassment , luckily for her, Naruto was too tired to notice.

" I'll take him upstairs to his room." said Sakura.

/ SHANNARO!! and once were in his bed we are going to make him ours!!!/ screamed her inner with giddy delight.

" Very well but please try not to have your way with him Sakura we need him on our mission with some energy." said Kakashi with a calm expression.

Sakura was flushed and Kakashi was laughing at her expense.

/ He's dead. One of these days I'm going to kill that old pervert./ said inner thoughts of one pink haired woman.

For once in her life she agreed with her inner, Kakashi would pay severly.

Meanwhile with the cougars...

Anko and Kurenai had been restless after that morning of delicious sleep. Somehow the old hag had to go bother them and asked them on a mission.

" Why doesn't that old dinosaur just die already? I want to be with Naru-kun." said a frustrated and angry Anko.

" Come on Anko relax we'll get Naru-kun right now just take out your agressions on those men like Asuma , Kakashi, Iruka and Gai, especially him." smirked Kurenai.

" Yeah I like the way you think Kurenai. Since when have you had this evilness in you?" asked a curious Anko.

" Since I got a taste of my favorite meal, foxboy special." said Kurenai playfully.

As the two girls left, in the shadows lurked two figures hearing about..

" Well well two old cougars and two ho's think they can steal our man." said the one figure.

" Yeah but as soon as we come to the picture and Naru-kun sees us he will have no option to surrender." said the other figure.

" Indeed but now we just wait and see what happens, come let's go."

With that the two figures disappeared but not before tripping with some trash cans.

It was indeed getting ridiculous for the guys, their women were chasing after Naruto the dobe instead of them. So they decided to call a men's meeting.

" This is getting ridiculous, I used to have Ino and Temari at the palm of my hands but now they don't notice me." stated Shikamaru with anger.

" Yeah I mean I have been busting my butt to get into Hinata's pants by being there for her but all she talks about is Naruto, Naruto, Naruto." cried Kiba.

" You see everyone? Naruto loves taking things that aren't his. Those women are our slaves, we're the ones that should be having them bow to us not that dobe." said Sasuke with jealousy.

" So what is your plan?" asked Asuma.

" Well it goes something like this..." and as the scheme was being hatched they did not notice a guy in a green jumpsuit spying on them.

/YOSH!!! NARUTO'S FLAMES OF YOUTH ARE IN UNYOUTHFUL DANGER!!! I MUST HELP NARUTO-KUN SURVIVE THIS UNYOUTHFUL BETRAYAL!!/

With that the Leaf's supposed handsome devil sped off to find Naruto...

What will happen...will the youthful Lee help Naruto in time??

Am I going chibified??

Stay tuned...