Alright, this is straight up crack. XD I was listening to the song on the way to my friend's house and all of a sudden "WHAMK!" the Plot Bunny sucker punched me and threatened to do it again if I didn't write this out.

I don't own Phoenix Wright or Disney. DX Don't sue, you'll only get a pocket full o' lint.


It was a beautiful cold day that more or less reminded Franziska of her home back in Germany. Of course it was colder over there, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Inhaling the freezing air, Franziska allowed a smile to show on her face. She looked to her left and saw Gumshoe making his way back to the prosecutor's office. Judging by the blank look on his face, Franziska wagered his mind was somewhere else. Probably wishing he was somewhere warm. 'There's something sweet, and almost kind, but he's a fool, as well as course and unrefined.' She felt her smile grow. 'But still he's dear, and so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before.'

As he drew near, Franziska killed the smile she had and looked at him expectantly. Gumshoe blinked at her before smiling and rubbing the back of his head. "H-hey, boss." He chuckled nervously. "A-about your cocktail."

"Yes?" Franziska twitched, instantly regretting her decision to leave her whip in her office.

"W-well, I, um," He grinned sheepishly at her. "I kinda forgot what you wanted." Gumshoe braced himself for the whipping.

"You fool!" She growled, glaring death at him. "How do you foolishly forget what I wanted?! Only a foolishly foolish fool would forget what I wanted!" Giving him an aggravated sigh, Franziska stormed past him, not even flinching when her hand brushed against his. "Never mind, I'll get it myself."

Gumshoe blinked. He... was alive...! Alive and unwhipped! He turned around to look at the retreating form of Franziska before shrugging and going into the building. 'She spared my life, which is quite odd,' He looked down at his hand. 'And when we touch she didn't shudder at my paw.' Gumshoe looked up with a puzzled look on his face before shaking his head and heading to his office. 'No it can't be, I'll just ignore, but then she never looked at me that way before.'

'New, and a bit alarming, who'd have ever thought that this could be.' Franziska thought as she inspected her right hand. Why she didn't kill him or didn't recoil when her hand brushed against him was beyond her. Wait... was she falling for him? 'True, that's he's no Prince Charming, but there's something in him that I simply didn't see.'

Meanwhile, back at the Prosecutor's Office, Phoenix pulled away from the window when Franziska turned the corner. "Well, who'd have thought?"

"Well, bless my soul." Maya smiled, hugging herself.

"Well, who'd have known." Edgeworth mused as he took a sip of his tea.

"Well, who indeed?" Maya looked over at Phoenix, the smile still plastered on her face. This was so romantic!

"And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?" Phoenix pondered, but even he couldn't keep the silly smile off his face.

"It's so peculiar, wait and see." Maya's smile turned into a grin as she wagged a finger at the two.

"We'll wait and see." Phoenix and Edgeworth said at the same time, looking at each other, with Edgeworth glaring and Phoenix chuckling.

"A few more days." Edgeworth nodded in agreement, giving Phoenix one more glare before taking a calm sip of his tea.

"There may be something there was wasn't there before." Maya sighed, dreaming about the very idea of Franziska and Gumshoe being a couple.


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