"Aliens?" Sakura repeated over and over again as she was dragged to the balcony by Naruto and Kakashi
As they arrived, Sakura saw Barney tied to the chair again and this time alien card boards were surrounding Barney.
"Are you guys really that serious?" Sakura was laughing.
"Why?! BARNEY NEEDS HELP SAKURA!!!!" Kakashi shouted.
Suddenly, a giant UFO appeared above them and a green light touched them.
"Wow, I must say, your special effects beats Star Wars." Sakura nodded.
"Yeah Sensei! I don't know how you made it but god it's cool!" Naruto cheered.
That earned Naruto a bonk in the head from Kakashi.
"Is it my cue yet?" Sasuke came out from the back wearing a jedi uniform.
His gaze turned from his team mates to the space ship ufo thing above them.
"Wow. You guys really are desperate to win." Sasuke stared in awe.
Naruto poked his sensei.
Suddenly, a black creature appeared under the green light.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT IS THAT?!" Sakura gasped.
The four hugged each other while staring at the black figure approaching them.
"How dare you hurt Barney!" He shouted.
"We-We're s-s-so sorry!" Naruto cried.
"We didn't mean to hurt his purpleness!" Sakura was scared to death. She knew who the black figure was as soon as the green light disappeared.
Kakashi thought it was stupid. I mean come on! They're respected ninjas for goodness sake!
"We are not scared of you..." Kakashi stood up straight in front of his students. "...Darth Vader!"
"Uh sensei... I think it's best that we're just scared of Vader-san." Sakura tried to chuckle her fear away.
Kakashi walked towards Darth Vader and stared at him from head to toe. "What do you care about Barney anyways?"
Darth used his force to untie Barney. "Barney was my favorite since I was a child, you fool! No one can ever hurt him!"
And with that Darth drew his lightsaber and pointed it at our favorite ninjas.
"Sheesh sensei! Just let him have Barney!!!" Sasuke said.
"Not without a fight!" Kakashi dramatically took out his own lightsaber.
"WOW!!!" Naruto was wide-eyed, "You're a jedi too, sensei???"
Kakashi didn't answer. His sharingan eye was out and he stared at his black enemy.
"You will regret ever hurting my purple dinosaur!!!" Darth shouted.
"We'll see about that!" Kakashi turned into a battle stance. Confident.
"Confident I see." Darth walked back and forth, he is more confident. "But you don't know the power of the dark side!"
Kakashi and Darth clashed. Their lightsabers made loud sounds and the three just stood there to watch.
"This is cooler than watching you guys fight on episode-"
"Sshh! Quiet Sakura! Darth's gonna beat sensei!" Naruto said.
"Wanna bet?" Sasuke grinned.
Sakura shook her head.
"I'm with alien dude!" Naruto said placing a stack of money into Sakura's hand.
"I'm with our dude." Sasuke placed a stack of money on top of naruto's.
Sakura sighed. Why in the world was she stuck with idiots???
The fight went on, neither was ready to accept defeat until...
"Hold up!" Sakura stepped in between them
"Hey! What gives?!" Kakashi yelled.
"yeah sakura-chan! They're almost done!" Naruto pouted.
Sakura took a deep breath.
"DARTH YOU SON OF YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER! JUST GO GET BARNEY! HATAKE KAKASHI, YOU ARE ONE HECK OF A LOUSY JEDI! I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!" Sakura yelled.
"Haruno Sakura, that was suppose to be my line!" Darth said.
"LIKE HELL I CARE! GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET AND LEAVE US BE YOU DAMN FREAK! I FIND YOUR BREATHING DISTURBING!"
Darth bowed his head then grabbed barney. He stood under the ufo.
"Until we meet again... the force is with you, young Kakashi, but you're not a jedi yet."
And with that, he disappeared with Barney and the UFO flew into hyperspace.
"So... who won?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
"If I see another alien ever again, god you guys are so dead!"
Sakura left the balcony leaving the boys behind.
"I don't get it," Naruto said. "Who won?"
me: what do you guys think? i was watching starwars when i was typing this so that's what happened.
itachi: what bout his famous line 'I am-'
me: shut it, itachi. have you memorized your lines?