TITLE: Oh, Crap

AUTHOR: Vid Z.

TIMELINE: Season 6, immediately after Frozen

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show Stargate: SG-1 are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: this takes place after Kanaan has healed Jack, but before he hijacked Jack's body. In this AU Jack's stay at Club Ba'al never happened.

SUMMARY: Post-Frozen, before Kanaan stole Jack's body. Jack and Kanaan meet up with mutual friends.

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'Crap.'

- You know of them, O'Neill? -

' Ya think? Let's just say we've met. Before. Years ago. Through the Tok'ra. '

- Ah, that is good then. -

' Why? Why is it good and just what is she to you? '

- She is my mate, O'Neill, in Tau'ri culture my wife. Has been for 1286 years. It saves me a lot of inconveniences if you are not yet to get to know them. -

"Anise, my love, I am overjoyed to see you again!" the voice was not that of Jack O'Neill, even though it was his body that had spoken. The voice was distorted and had a metal undertone as if someone had run it through a voice synthesizer to mask it's real identity.

' Oh, crap! '

Then suddenly the blond woman's face went out of focus due to her extreme proximity and he could feel her soft, full lips against his, smiling.

And in the windows of her soul he saw a suspicious twinkling and it took a few seconds to dawn on him.

That twinkling was Freya who was obviously enjoying herself fully and was obviously intending to take full advantage of the situation.

And as her eyes turned black with arousal Jack had only one thought in his head.

' Crap. '

THE END

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