My Boyfriends Back

Ok, this songfic popped into my head one day and I couldn't help but want to write it. It's based on the song My Boyfriends Back, I loved the idea of it and so did my friends…so here it is.


Naruto woke groggily after a long night of crying. He spent a good half of his night crying, because Gaara tried to seduce him, and when he refused Gaara began spreading lies to all of Konoha that he laid Naruto repeatedly. Now Naruto lay in his bed crying, dreading the moment Sasuke came home from his mission, to find such hurtful rumors. Naruto loved Sasuke, and he didn't want Sasuke to believe these lies that were spreading around Konoha. He was just about to burst out crying the phone rang.

"Hello?" Naruto asked sniffling

"Naruto, what's the matter?" Sasuke asked worriedly

"Oh! Sasuke, I've missed you so much. When are you coming home?!" Naruto asked jumping out from under the covers.

"Naruto, is something the matter?" Sasuke replied

"Yes!" Naruto yelled as he began explaining the recent occurrences

"Don't worry Naruto; I'm supposed to be coming home today so we'll take care of it then. I love you. And calm down." Sasuke said before hanging up and running to pack his bag.

When Naruto returned the phone to the base he sighed in content, his Sasuke was returning to save him. He got up and began getting dressed for the happy day before him. He showered and dressed and when he walked out the door he felt so good that…he felt like singing. He walked down the streets of Konoha, ignoring the looks he received from the villagers, all the while humming a tune in his head. Once he reached Ichiraku's he ordered a bowl of ramen and sat at a table, patiently waiting for his meal. His humming was brought to an abrupt stop when he felt unfamiliar arms wrap around his waist, he jumped away quickly turning, only to find Gaara standing there with a smirk on his face. Naruto grimaced in disgust and was about to retort a remark when all of a sudden music began playing in the background, causing both Naruto and Gaara to look around completely confused. But were cut short when they saw Sakura, Ino, and Hinata walk in while singing 'Hey la day la'. Naruto didn't understand why he was feeling this urge to sing, but soon found he couldn't help it.

"He went away, and you hung around and bothered me every night. And when I wouldn't go out with you, you said things that weren't very nice." Naruto belched out in a pretty pissed off voice.

Gaara gawked in response to this.

Naruto just stepped up and continued.

"My boyfriends back and your gonna be in trouble." he sang

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back." the girls sang

"When you see him coming better cut out on the double." he sang

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back."

"You've been spreading lies that I was untrue."

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back."

"So look out now cause he's coming after you." He sang proudly

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back." They repeated

"Hey, he knows that you've been trying.

And he knows that you've been lyin'

He's been gone for such a long time." He sang

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back." They sang

"Now he's back and things will be fine."

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back."

"You're gonna be sorry you were ever born."

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back."

"'Cause he's king of big and he's awful strong." He sang with energy trying to get the message across

"Hey, he knows I wasn't cheatin'.

Now you're gonna get a beatin'" Naruto sang

"What made you think he'd believe all your lies?

You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size,

WAIT & SEE!" the girls sang enthusiastically

Naruto looked around confidently looking for his lover, he then saw the trees rustling and knew it was him. Then he turned back to Gaara and continued his mini rant/song.

"My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation." He continued awaiting the arrival of Sasuke.

"Hey la day la, his boyfriends back." the girls sang

"If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation." He said noticing Sasuke was already running toward them.

"Hey, we can see him comin'

Now, you better get a runnin'" the girls sang in anticipation

"WAIT & SEE!" they sang in unison

"My boyfriends back he's gonna save my reputation" Naruto sang watching as his lover walk up to Gaara and punching him in the face, red hot fury burning in his eyes.

"La, hey la, his boyfriends back,

La, hey la, his boyfriends back!" the girls sang the finale

Naruto smiled proudly, and was about to make a remark but was cut off when Sasuke pulled him into his arms and pressed a kiss on his lips so passionate he thought he would die.

"Nobody messes with my dobe." Sasuke stated coolly before claiming Naruto's lips in a searing kiss.


Well that was it I hope you liked it. I love you all see you around.