Disclaimer:Last time I checked,I didn't own Naruto.But maybe one day,when I rule the world...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BLIND?"

A scream of anger and shock was heard from Pein's office. Konan was standing in front of him and she had just delivered the worst news in the history of Akatsuki. She sighed and thought why she had accepted to tell him the news.

Flashback

She was watching TV when something blue covered her view. She tried to take her hair off her face but found out that the blue thing was Kisame wearing a nervous smile and puppy dog eyes.

"Please miss Konan…Would you mind to come upstairs for a second? There's something you need to see…"he asked .

"Okay…What is it?" she asked back,a little miffed.

"Emmm…..It's…it's….A SURPRISE! Yes….a surprise…that's right…"he said and smiled nervously.

They headed upstairs where they found all the akatsuki members smiling nervously. "OK, what the heck is going on?You better tell me because if you don't someone's gonna pay." said Konan angrily.

Kisame walked towards a door and told her to open it . She heard banging from the inside. She got the handle while the other members started to shrink anime style. She opened the door to see the most pathetic sight in her whole life. Itachi walking into a wall.

"Itachi…what the hell are you doing?" said Konan in a look of utter horror. "I…I can't see…turn on the lights somebody…"

Konan glared at the other akatsuki members. Then she snapped. "WHAT THE FUCK ? WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?YOU DICKHEADS!YOU WASTED MY FUCKIN' TIME WHEN HE WAS BLIND AND NEEDED HELP?AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES S-CLASS CRIMINALS?HOW IN GOD DAMN HELL ARE WE GONNA TELL THIS TO PEIN YOU FREAKING RETARDS? SURPRISE MY ASS!"

Everyone fell silent. They knew better than getting Konan angry but they have just managed it.

"I'm…I'm blind?" said Itachi weakly.

"Now, don't take it too bad…I mean you are going to be ok…now don't be pissed…" said Konan trying to take it easy when Kisame suddenly cut her.

"YES!YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE BEAUTIFUL SUN, THE LOVELY BIRDS AND THE SPECTACULAR SEA!YOU'LL NEVER USE TSUKOYOMI AGAIN!YOU WILL BE THROWN OUT OF AKATSUKI BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS!" he sobbed out loud.

Konan sent him a death glare and Itachi fainted.

"Well…we were hoping that you would tell the leader about this…" said Deidara cowardly.

"You see, you're the only one that will not get killed if you tell him. So…please?" concluded Kisame. "Whatever…just keep Itachi calm."

End Flashback

"You heard me. Itachi is blind. That means he won't be able to use his special abilities. What are you going to do?" Konan asked calmly.

"Well, I can't throw out the most useful member of the organization and the least psycho…except me of course." he said smugly.

'Yes of course, the worst control freak and power thirsty killer coughPeincough is just a kitten in front of Deidara or Tobi…' Konan thought sarcastically.

"Well, there's only one way to get over this…heal him" said Pein.

"How exactly are we going to do this? We're not medic nins…" Konan wondered out loud.

"But this is what an organization of S-ranked criminals is all about! We're going to kidnap one! Any ideas?"

Konan thought for a second. Then a huge pink image popped into her mind. "What about the girl that killed Sasori?"

Pein tilted his head to the side,weighing the idea."Haruno Sakura, huh? Well she could be a good addition to our team. And I heard she's almost as skilled as Tsunade. Good idea. Now would you mind to go? I'm about to make an evil mastermind plot to kidnap her. " And he got lost in his thoughts.

Konoha

"Apsooo!" Sakura sneezed. Hmm… Someone was talking about her…