A/n: This was written for the lj community 30 kisses, and is Prompt #3, Jolt. These stories will probably have nothing to do wth each other, outside that they are all for the ObiKaka pairing. I hope you enjoy!
Obito pulled on a shirt, and grinned. It had just gotten dark outside, and was the perfect weather for his mission that evening. Giving himself a once over in the mirror, he grinned again, then quickly schooled his features. He had a very serious mission to attend to. He straightened out his shirt,and tried his best to look solemn. Somehow, he managed. Pleased with himself, and careful not to show it, he left the bedroom, and headed towards Kakashi.
Kakashi was sitting at the table reading when Obito came out to see him. "What are you reading?" Obito asked, grabbing a slice of the pear in front of Kakashi. "And when did you start cutting up pears?"
"A book," Kakashi replied. "And Rin just stopped by, didn't you hear? She brought this pear over already cut. I think she meant for you to eat it." Kakashi put another slice of pear in his mouth, and chewed.
"Really? Why me?" asked Obito.
"Because she thinks that you and sensei eat too much junk food, and I am inclined to agree with her," said Kakashi. "It's not stopping me from eating the pear for you though."
"Hey, thanks," said Obito. "Well, I have a mission."
"Oh?" asked Kakashi. He put his book down for a moment. "I didn't realize."
"No, don't worry. It's a short one, I should be back soon," Obito said. He leaned down, and kissed Kakashi. "Farewell! I am off to steal Rin's panties."
Kakashi kissed him back briefly, and nodded, reopening his book. "Okay, see you later--WAIT! What?!" Kakashi stood up and stared at Obito. "What the hell are you doing?"
Obito looked at Kakashi blankly. "Um. Stealing Rin's panties?"
"Are you an idiot?" asked Kakashi. "Do you not remember what happened the last five times you decided this was a good idea?"
"Oh come on, Kakashi!" said Obito. "It's a game we play. I steal Rin's panties, she steals your boxers."
Kakashi glared. "Yes, and I don't like how I'm starting to lack underwear."
Obito grinned. "Hey, I don't have a problem with that."
"I'm sure you don't, but I don't enjoy not having underwear on missions."
"Buy new ones?" Obito offered.
"How about you stop this game?"
Obito laughed, and headed towards the door. "I'll see you later!"
"Not if you get caught," Kakashi said. He returned to his book and ignored Obito as he left their apartment.
Later, when Obito returned, Kakashi said nothing as Obito wordlessly headed to the freezer and put ice into a bag. He slumped into the chair across from Kakashi, and groaned.
"Is there any pear left?" he asked.
"You left about an hour ago," said Kakashi.
"There is no pear," said Kakashi. Obito sighed.
"Rin hits like a boy," he said.
"Yeah. She caught me," Obito said.
"I couldn't tell."
"Look, it was a good plan, all right!" said Obito. "How was I supposed to know she booby trapped her laundry line?"
"Hmm. I would never expect a ninja to do such a thing," said Kakashi. Obito scowled at him.
"Oh you are so funny."
"I told you not to do it," said Kakashi. He turned a page in his book.
"Whatever," said Obito. "Next time! Next time I will be victorious."
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that," Kakashi said.