Bit more serious of a chap, but who cares I like it!
Bella's point of view
The car ride home was fun to say the least. Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Edward were all coming over to my house to cook me dinner. As weird as my family is sometimes, and as stupid as Emmett and Jasper can be, they really know how to take care of each other, and were learning a little more each day on how to take care of me.
"You guys really don't have to do this you know?" I said for what felt like the seventeenth time. They really didn't, but they all felt so badly for today and what had happened to me. The other part was the love they all felt for the baby, especially Rosalie.
I knew that she saw this baby, as did the rest of the family, as somewhat her baby too. It made me so happy that I was bringing in life to a family that would love it more than anything, and to a fiancé who made my heart flutter like butterflies.
Speaking of which…
"Bella," Edward warned playfully, "We are going to treat you and you are not going to say another word against it. You deserve to have the night off cooking for once in your life."
I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows. "Can you guys even cook?"
The entire car shook with laughter. "Of course not silly," Alice chirped. "But we follow Chef Edward and that should be good enough. After all, how hard could cooking human food be?"
I laughed, leaning against Edward as we neared my house. Oh they had no idea. Then again, Edward was a very good cook. He had cooked for me on occasion and each time had been delicious.
I shook my head in defeat. "Fine, but on one condition."
All heads turned to me, including the one that was driving. "Watch the road!" I shrieked.
Rosalie laughed while Edward pulled me close. "Sorry love, so what's the condition?"
"Emmett doesn't get anywhere near the kitchen knives."
"Emmett!" I screamed before ducking. The knife hit the wall with a loud pang before dropping to the floor next to its 'could have been victim', me.
"Emmett!" Edward roared. "What did we tell you about the knives?! You could have taken off Bella's head!!"
"It's was just a harmless little butter knife," Emmett argued. "The worst it could have done would have been-"
"Put out an eye? Cut her? Emmett please you cannot seriously be that dense!"
"Sorry," he muttered. "Just having a bit of fun."
"You can throw knives around when some of us here aren't as breakable," Edward snapped. "Until Bella is a vampire I don't want you doing anything of your stupid pranks that could endanger her, OR the babies!"
The room was silent, everyone staring at Edward in pure shock. I myself couldn't believe what I had just heard. Was Edward seriously accepting the idea of me being a vampire? I had just stepped into the Twilight Zone. (Oh the irony…)
Edward apparently had noticed all of the stares and stared back at us in confusion. "What?" he asked to the room. "What did I say?"
"He didn't," Jasper murmured, still staring at Edward in disbelief.
"He did," Alice squealed, clapping her hands together as though Christmas had come early.
"What?!" Edward shouted, looking as though he was getting seriously annoyed now. "What did I say?!"
I stepped forward, locking my arms around his waist and my eyes with his. "Edward, that's the first time I've heard you speak of me becoming a vampire, without sounding like you resented it." I smiled, burying my face in his chest. "It really means a lot, especially to me."
I relaxed in his cool embrace, feeling his arms tighten around me. "To tell you the truth Bella, I've been accepting it a lot lately," he whispered. "I can't live without you and to see you a vampire and with me for eternity…I can't help but smile each and every time I think about it," he smiled, his eyes smoldering with love.
He was glowing, his smile causing me to melt on the spot. He leaned down to kiss me tenderly, full of all the love he had for me and our future together.
"Free porn!" Emmett yelled.
"Emmett," Edward warned, just as the doorbell ran. Puzzled, I glance at Edward who had just smacked Emmett across the head.
"That's not Charlie," I muttered to myself as I made my way to the door, leaving the pack of immature vampire teens bickering with each other in the kitchen.
The doorbell rang again, followed by impatient knocking. "I'm coming!" I yelled. Geeze, who was calling at this time of night?
Upon opening the door, I immediately shut it in pure fear.
It was my mom.
"Isabella Marie Swan you open up this door right this second before I break it down myself!!"
I slowly opened the door, not putting it past my mom to break it down. "Hi mom," I choked out, backing away from the wrath that had become my mother.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW FURIOUS I AM RIGHT NOW!? I GET A CALL FROM MY DAUGHTER, MY ONLY DAUGHTER AND FIND OUT THAT NOT ONLY IS SHE GETTING MARRIED!" she spat as though the word was tainted by Satan. "BUT THAT SHE'S PREGNANT TOO! BELLA HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!? YOU'RE EIGHTEEN! THIS BOY ISNT GOING TO STAY AROUND! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
As soon as she attempted to gain air, a loud "Ahem" came from the corner. I turned, finding Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, and of course Edward standing there looking menacing as ever. I hadn't realized I was crying, but immediately wiped my hands over my eyes in a vague attempt to hide it.
Seeing my distress Edward was at my side in a second holding me in his arms tightly, barely keeping me together. I felt as though I was falling to pieces. How could she say these things to me? I'm her daughter.
Against my better judgment I looked back at my mom who was looking, not only livid with me, but rather embarrassed that a whole group of people had witnessed her outburst.
"Um, mom," I choked out at least trying to make things better, "You know Edward, and these are his siblings Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, and Alice."
After a rather awkward few moments, I couldn't take it anymore. "I'm sorry," I whispered just loud enough for her to hear before racing off to my room.
Edwards point of view (isn't he just incredible in the trailer? I mean come on!)
"Are you happy?" I hissed at Renee as soon as Bella had run off. "Are you proud of what you've done to Bella!?"
"Are you proud of what you've done to Bella!?" she screamed.
"That's beside the point!" I yelled as my siblings head's swapped between me and her like a tennis match. "You're her mother! You have no right to treat her that way!"
"So I suppose you're happy about all of this!" she yelled. "That you're going to have to raise a child and struggle about through life because you messed up and made regrets!"
"Number one!" I snapped, cutting her off, "I have no regrets! Bella and I are ecstatic about the baby, as is my family! Number two, money is not an issue where the baby is concerned! We will never struggle! Number three, yes, the baby may not have been planned, but I am happy about all of this! And Maybe Bella would be a little happier if her own mother showed just a little more support where her only daughter was concerned!"
Renee just stood there in shock, staring at me like she wasn't really seeing me. I turned my head to the stairs, where I could instantly here Bella's crying from her room. It broke my heart.
"I need to see if she's alright," I stated more to myself than anyone else. Even though they all heard me, it didn't even register that I was leaving my siblings and Renee in the same room together. Right now Bella needed me, and I was not going to let her down.
"Love?" I whispered as I entered her room. "Can I come in?"
Almost immediately I felt two small slender arms wrap themselves around my waist. Picking her up, I settled in the rocking chair, humming her lullaby and brushing away her tears.
"Guess I really shouldn't have expected anything else," she snorted without humor. "I'm surprised she didn't kick down the door to begin with."
"Its ok love," I murmured. "Her opinion doesn't matter."
Bella sighed, nuzzling her face into my neck and causing me to smile. "She still here?"
My brow furrowed. "I wouldn't know. I left her down there with everyone else to come be with you."
Suddenly, Bella laughed. It was strained but it was still a laugh.
"You left her alone," she giggled, "With Emmett still in the house!"
Embarrassment here I come.
Emmett's point of view (I had to add this; inspiration struck and hit my funny bone right on the dot!)
"And that was how Edward and Bella lost their virginity!" I concluded, grinning from ear to ear in pride. I had just recounted the entire story from truth or dare to baby. All in all, I was rather proud of myself for remembering all the details, and rather concerned that she wasn't enjoying the story as much as I had.
Renee was just staring at me as though I were insane. Rosalie had come in and smacked me upside the head shortly followed by Jasper and Alice. "You idiot!" they hissed. "She doesn't want to here those kinds of stories!"
I thought for a moment. "How about-"
"But guys if you-"
"Fine!" I huffed, crossing my arms like a five year old. "But you're the ones who are missing out this was a good one!"
Alice handed Renee some coffee while Jasper was keeping the atmosphere calm. Still, Renee's hand shook as she attempted to drink.
"Are you parents Ok with this…" Renee didn't seem to know what to call it.
"Pregnancy?" I offered.
"Let's just call it a situation," Alice chimed in, "For everyone's sanity here."
"Well are they?" she asked staring at each of us in disbelief.
Rosalie and Alice started laughing, followed by Jasper and myself. "Honestly," Alice giggled, "You would think they were more excited about this than Edward and Bella!!"
"They practically begged Alice to design a nursery, and don't forget all those ridiculous baby clothes you bought too!" Jasper smirked.
"Not to mention all the furniture their having shipped in," Rosalie mentioned. "And all the other essentials like toys, bibs, pacifiers," she stated counting it off on her fingers. "Seriously this baby is getting more stuff than we do at Christmas."
We all laughed, save for Renee. "Well that's…nice, I guess." She looked torn, like she couldn't even fathom what was going on.
"Look Renee," Alice began hesitantly, "I may not understand your view, but I do understand that it is difficult for you to comprehend something of this magnitude. I'm sure everyone would be more than willing to talk about it and explain some more. In the morning."
Renee nodded, slumping back her chair like she was built into it. Picking up a phone I glanced at her.
"Chinese or Pizza?"