"So what is this called again?"

"A club, Ford."

"Right…a club."



"Yes, Ford?"

"When do they hand them out?"

"Hand what out?"

"The clubs! And what exactly are we clubbing to death anyway?"

"Ford, we don't club anything. It's just called a club."


"Honestly? I have no idea."

"You Humans have such a weird vocabulary!"

"We do don't we?"

"Like 'kiss'! Why exactly is that action called 'kissing'?"

"I'm not sure." Arthur admitted. "But it still feels nice right?"

"Very good actually."

Arthur laughed, shaking his head.

"What's so funny?"

"This is the weirdest first date ever!"

"Agreed. Want to go back to your place?"

"And have sexual intercourse?"


"Awesome, let's go!"