DISCLAIMER: Danny Phantom belongs to Butch Hartman. Aliens belongs to 20th Century Fox. This fanfic belongs to me.

A few days had passed since the incident with Freakshow and Dan. Things were, mostly, back to normal. Well, as normal as things got in the Fenton household. About the only thing out of the ordinary was that Dan, Danny's evil alternate-future self, was recovering at the blatantly obvious home.

"I've got it." Danny called out while answering the door, "Can I help you"

"Is a Mr. Daniel Phantom here?" asked what appeared to be an elderly ghost lawyer of some sort.

The half-ghost blinked, "Um...you mean me or Dan"

"Which one of you is a 24 year old registered psychopath?" the lawyer-ghost asked.

"Oh," Danny replied, "that would be Dan. Um...I'll go get him"

He then floated into the guest room and began to search for his alternate future-self. Dan was currently watching a DVD of Aliens and snickering as if he were watching a comedy instead of a gory horror film. The evil future-ghost frowned slightly when he noticed his past-self standing in the doorway.

"What do you want?" he hissed.

Danny sighed, "There's some sort of ghost-lawyer that wants to talk to you"

"What for?" Dan blinked, "I haven't done anything illegal...yet"

The evil future-ghost then made his way towards the front door where the ghost-lawyer was waiting.

"Ah, Mr. Daniel Phantom," he spoke, "I've been expecting you. Do you mind if I come in"

Dan replied in absolute confusion, "Um...sure...I guess"

The ghost-lawer nods, "Thank you"

Making his way into the home, the ghost-lawyer hovered towards a chair and sat down in it.

"I'm here, Mr. Phantom, for legal custody reasons." spoke the ghost-lawyer as he handed Dan some papers, "I spoke with a client of mine after we did some background checking and research. And, well, we've made quite a stunning conclusion"

Dan read through the papers for a moment. Then, his eyes went wide in shock. His expression was that of absolute surprise and dismay. The evil future-ghost looked as if he had seen something forbidden.

"What is it?" Danny asked breaking the silence, "What's wrong"

His alternate future-self could only stutter, "I-I...I...I'm a father..."

Author's Notes: Uh-oh, looks like Dan's a daddy. How's he gonna get out of this one? Stay tuned for the next part.