Author's Note: I'm not sure if Kohaku will be around after Naraku's demise, but this is all in humor. Anyway, I'm starting this poem a couple years after "The End" (whenever the heck that'll be) and Rin needs a math tutor...


Kissing and Quotients

Kohaku's teaching Rin arithmetic,

He declared it was his mission.

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said,

"Now that's addition."

And as he added smack by smack

In silent satisfaction,

Rin sweetly gave the kisses back and said,

"Now that's subtraction."

Then he kissed her, she kissed him,

Without an explanation,

And both together smiled and said,

"That's multiplication."

Then Sesshomaru stalked over and

Made a quick decision;

He kicked Kohaku three fields away

And smirked, "That's long division."


A/N: Yes, I've had it with my math classes...