Sly Cooper Gets The Death Sentence

A/N: Lying snowblind in the sun. My eyes are blind but I can see. The snowflakes glisten of the trees. Snowblind-SYSTEM OF A DOWN: THe Official theme song.

Sly COoper was in BIG fucking shit. He has the death sentence.

"NOO!!!" Murry said as he shook the bars of SLy s cage.

"Why the fuck do you care. He said he hates you and your're a retard and your gay." Carmtrleia said.

"Oh...HAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHHA!" Murry said.

"Sly...what...what...what...what, what...what, what, what, what, what, what...what...what, what , what , what ,what...what...what...what, what...what, what, what, what, what, what...what...what, what , what , what-what...what, what...what, what, what, what, what, what...what...what, what , what , what ,what...what...what...what, what...what, what, what, what, what, what...what...what, what , what ,what...d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d--d-d-d---- d--d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d--d-d-d----- --------d-d-d-d-d--d-d-dididI-I-dididI-I-dididid...dididididI-I-dididididI-I-dididI-I-didididI-I-didid!Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo...uuuuuuuu...you...dddddddddddooooooo, d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d--d-d-o?????? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DONE YOU RETARD!!" Beently said.

"I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I I...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- Killed the manchild who Made fun of me...Scott." SLy said.

"HAHHAHAHHAHA...Scott sucks." Bently said.

"He's a fucking midget." murry said.

"I fuck... it wasn't in this dimenshoin." Sly siad

"FUCK! I got a jammin plan." Bently said.

it was Jugement Day. Sly was getting fastned into a chair that was electrocuted.

"Actually, I have something to say." Sly said as they were about to kill him.

"Yes?????You must be you're fucking????Last word???" Mr. Heisendouchen the judge said.

"Murry did it."

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" The guy said.

Carmelltiet was furious. She let sly go as long as he promised not to help his friends. She found Murry and shot him in the fucking ass. It was sooooooooo fatass, the bullett bounced out. Murry killed Carmeltia. But it was just a clone and murry died.

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