Disclaimer: I do not own "Naruto."

WARNING: Rated M for PWP because nobody's giving me any prompts to write something with actual substance, hence I'm writing a fun sex scene instead. Cheers!


"Kakashi-sensei! KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!" a young male voice called out in the distance of the forest.


"Don't you dare answer him, Kakashi!"

"Sakura, if I don't, he's going to walk right in on us. Do you really want that considering our current position?"


"Then trust me!"


Before Sakura could stop him, Kakashi sat straight up exposing the top half of his body over the thick leaves of the bushes.


"Oh, Kakashi-sensei, I've been looking all over for you! Why'd you run off like that in the middle of training?" Naruto asked the silver-haired man.

"Sorry 'bout that, Naruto. Call of nature you know."

"Oh! Sorry!" Naruto said with a blush. "Didn't mean to interrupt! Um, I'll let you get back to business then."

"Thank you." Kakashi said with a smile and a wave of his hand. Naruto smiled back awkwardly, then hurried back to the training grounds.

"Call of nature?!" Sakura asked in disbelief beneath him.

"Well, yeah…" Kakashi said with a nervous laugh. "Just a different kind of call of nature. Well, you heard the man, let's get back to business."

"You're unbelievable." Sakura said rolling her eyes.

"Oh, you haven't seen anything yet." Kakashi said with a smirk, pumping himself slowly in and out of Sakura once more.

"I have no doubt about that." Sakura said as she began to pant. And then…

"Kakashi-sensei! KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto was calling out in the distance once more.

"Shit!" Kakashi said under his breath again. Sakura could only grab fistfuls of her pink hair and grind her teeth in frustration.

"Yes, Naruto?" Kakashi asked, the top half of his body popping out of the bushes yet again.

"Sorry, Kakashi-sensei. But now I can't find Sakura either!"

"Don't worry about Sakura, Naruto. I'm sure that she'll be coming any minute."

Not if we keep getting interrupted, thought Sakura irritably.

"Oh, right…Sorry again. I'll head on back." Naruto said sheepishly, leaving Kakashi alone once more.

"No problem." Kakashi said smiling and waved goodbye to Naruto a second time.

"Well, looks like we're gonna have to make this a quick one." Kakashi said directing his attention back to the half-naked woman below him.

"Yes! Please!" Sakura said in exasperation.

"You know, you're pretty cute when you're hot and bothered." Kakashi said smirking, continuing to thrust in and out of her.

"I'd rather be satisfied."

"Oh, don't worry...I won't leave you hanging." Kakashi smiled down at her.


"Oh for the love of God!" Sakura screamed and stood straight up despite Kakashi's desperate attempts to grab her and bring her back down. "Can't you see I'm trying to make love to my boyfriend?!"

Naruto looked at her dumbstruck, shocked not only at her words but her disheveled appearance which stuck out from the thick cover of the hedge. And when Kakashi stood up beside her smiling meekly back at him, Naruto's face turned flaming red.

"So sorry I interrupted." Naruto mumbled and quickly turned on his heels to create as much distance between him and the lovers as soon as possible.

"Now where were we?" Sakura smiled brightly at Kakashi, grabbing the collar of his vest and bringing him back down to the ground with her. Then...

"JUST SAY SOMETHING NEXT TIME!" Naruto's voice rang out loud and clear through the dense of the forest.

"Oh, I'm going to kill him!" Sakura seethed starting to get up.

"Sakura, I can think of a better of way venting your frustration, can't you?" Kakashi grinned at her.

Sakura gave him a devilish smile back and Kakashi lowered himself back upon her, getting back to where they left off. And Naruto didn't dare interrupt them again, ever.

The End