This seems to be a new fad nowadays, and I had this idea...well, oblige the ideas!

Also, the reason I chose Celebi is because she's my favourite pokemon (yes, I think of Celebi as a girl. Shut up.)

Celebi's answering machine

Hi, you've reached Celebi, the voice of the forest. My voice can't reach you right now, so leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you.

(beep)

Hi Celebi, it's Mew! Are we on for Friday night?

(beep)

Latias here. The entire NSider forum seems mad at me. I think I'll go cut myself...

(beep)

Manaphy here. JIRACHI KEEPS FORCING ME TO PLAY HOUSE! HELP!

(beep)

It's Blaziken! I just got my new manga! Come over and see!

(beep)

It's Jira! Where'd Manaphy go?!

(beep)

It's the Iron Mask Marauder! You'll be mine, Celebi! Just as soon as I escape from these sticky Weedle webs...

(beep)

Darkrai here. Have you finished your homework? If you have, let me copy it or I'll give you nightmares!

(beep)

Hey, it's Dusknoir! Where did you download CELE-B-R-A-T-E?

(beep)

It's Articuno. Have you seen my house keys?

(beep)

Blaziken again. Can you tell Articuno she left her house keys at my place?

(beep)

Gallade here. GARDEVOIR, YOU STOLE MY IPOD! Oh wait, this is Celebi? Oops.

(beep)

Miss Serebii, you are twenty years late paying your bills. Your electricity will be -fizz- MESSAGE DOES NOT EXIST.

(beep)

Giovonni here. I WANT YOUR POKEMON, ASH! ...Wait, wrong line. Damn secretary...

(beep)

It's Dialga. Celebi...I am your father.

(beep)

Deoxys...I, Palkia, am your father...wait, who is this? AUGH, WRONG NUMBER!

(beep)

It's Azelf! Did you see the music video for Misery Business yet?

(beep)

CELERY DOESN'T PWN. MEWTWO DOES! NOOBS!

(beep)

Pikachu here. Ash left me behind again. Can I hang at your place?

(beep)

It's Groudon. I need to know who would win in a fight: Me, Kyogre or Rayquaza.

(beep)

Hey best friend, it's CeleBaby! NSider closed down, so Latias and her best friend, Latiasgirl, have gone so emo! It's hilarious! I'll show you the pictures when you get home!

(beep)

Azelf again. Uxie and Mesprit locked me out of Lake Valor. I'm on my way over, since Arceus is being a big, fat, stinky meanie and won't let me stay with him.

(beep)

It's Ditto. If I can get it on with every other pokemon, why can't I get it on with you?!

(beep)

It's Cresselia. When do you want your mp3 player back?

(beep)

Celebi, you stole my DS Lite! Give it back, NAO! Oh, by the way, it's Garchomp calling.

(beep)

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The Latias bits were making fun of LATIASGIRL, a user of the NSider forums, which are now gone. She is a really stupid, idiotic person, who got all emo when people got mad at her. So now, I poke fun at her.

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