This'll be the final chapter...I'm pretty much out of ideas. x.x

Pichu's answering machine

This'll be the cutest baby pokemon EVER!! I'm not home at the moment, either stealing cellphones, eating candy or annoying Munchlax. Whichever one I feel like doing. Leave a message, or don't, I don't care.

(beep)

What do you mean, annoying me?!?!?! (sounds of sobbing)

(beep)

It's Celebi! Events are in Brawl!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

(beep)

It's Gardevoir. I just had a good idea for Munchlax. From now on, his new song is "I'm Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic. It goes like this..."You know I'm FAT! You know it! You know it! You know it! C'mon!"

(beep)

It's Cam. Have you seen my Wii? It's missing, and it doesn't even work right...who the heck would steal a not-working Wii???

(beep)

Oi, it's Joe. Don't tell Cam that I got his Wii. He'll be mad as hell.

(beep)

Gallade here. I want my DS, you little bugger.

(beep)

PICHU, I CHALLANGE YOU TO A KNIFE FIGHT! (sounds of singing) Knife Fight...you're gonna fight for your li-ife...Knife Fight...you're gonna fight with a kni-ife...Knife Fight...A REALLY REALLY REALLY SHARP KNIFE!! BWAHAHAHAHA!! (clunk)

(beep)

WELCOME TO LAVALIFE DOT COM!!! Are you interested in single losers?

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It's Milotic. Look up Tails Tails Revolution on YouTube. I swear, I peed myself laughing at Running in the 90s.

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Hey, it's Mew. Where the heck are my CDs?

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BRING ME YOUR BRAINS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Hoy, it's Ashley. I know who's the one who keeps calling and singing random songs. It's CeleBaby. I think she's drunk.

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Garchomp here. Do you know the song "I know where you sleep"? It's hilarious!!

(beep)

Ash again. I stand corrected; it was Regii who was singing like a drunk.

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IT'S CELEBABY!! I WANT SOME COFFEE!!!!!!!!

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AND THE END OF THE STORY!!!

Thanks for reading, people! I hoped you liked the random stupidity. xD

CeleBaby