Title: Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock

Fandom: Supernatural

Rating: PG

Summary: Dean and Sam host an informercial

Disclaimer: I don't own them.

Author's Notes: This is in screenplay format.


Dean: Hi there, I'm Dean.

Sam: And I'm Sam.

Dean: We're here today to tell you about an exciting new album.

Sam: It's called the Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.

Dean: If you're a fan of classic rock than this album is a must have.

Sam: You mean if they're like you and never get sick of hearing AC/DC and Lynyrd Skynyrd a hundred times?

Dean (fakes laugh): Well if it were up to you Sammy we'd be hawking the greatest hits of whiny emo rock...

Sam: At least I listen to music that was made in this century.

Dean: Or the greatest hits of Celine Dion.

Sam: I dont listen to Celine Dion.

Dean (sarcastic): Sure you don't.

Sam: I dont!

Dean: Girls like you cant resist her tender love ballads.

Sam: Can we just get back to talking about this album?

Dean: Hey you're the one who went off script.

Sam: Anyway this album has classics like "Back in Black", "Ina-Gadda-Da-Vida" and "Bad Moon Rising".

Dean: There are so many great artists on this album. Ozzy Osbourne, Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick and Kansas.

Sam: Speaking of Kansas, this album features their song "Carry On My Wayward Son". That song makes Dean cry.

Dean: Dude that was one time and I told you I had something in my eye.

Sam: Ya, it's called tears.

Dean: No, it's called dust .

Sam: Whatever.

Dean: You know what else is on this album? Songs titles Sam can really relate to like "Movin' On" and "Walk Away".

Sam (sighing): Dean...

Dean: How much would you pay for an album like this Sammy?

Sam: I don't know (looks at teleprompter) A hundred dollars?

Dean: Wrong college boy, you can get this one-of-a-kind collection of classic rock for only $29.95.

Sam (sarcastic): Wow you'd have to be crazy not to buy it.

Dean: Or a whiny little bitch.

Sam (glares at Dean)

Dean: Just kidding there Sammy.

Sam: Hey Dean you know what song is great? "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore". Wanna sing us a few bars?

Dean: No Sam, I don't.

Sam: Oh come on Dean, you sang it so beautifully before.

Dean: Wow look at that our time is almost up. Sam why don't you tell the viewers where they can buy this album.

Sam: Dont bother looking in stores because this album is only available from Salt and Burn records. Just call 1-800-4-MULLET to order your very own copy.

Dean: Well I guess we gotta hit the road now.

Sam: Say goodnight Dean.

Dean: Goodnight Dean.

Sam (rolls his eyes)