Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco (sort of)
Summary: Humorous (hopefully) drabble set during book 6 when Harry was "obsessing" over Draco.
Spoilers/Warnings: There aren't any really.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by jackiesjunkie. All praise be unto her.
"Harry, we know you fancy Draco okay?"
At Hermione's words Harry's head shot up from the essay he was working on. "What?!"
Hermione looked at Ron for support. "Look mate we're not judging or anything."
Harry was incredulous. "What are you talking about? I despise Malfoy. Also, I'm not gay."
Ron replied, "You're always talking about him and the two of you are always fighting with each other."
Hermione added, "And you know the muggle saying 'There's a thin line between love and hate.'"
Harry, whose mouth was now gaping, his eyes bugging out of his head, asked, "Why can't a person just hate another without it being because of sexual tension? I hate Malfoy because he's an utter jackass. I do not fancy him!"
Hermione placed her hand on Harry's shoulder and said, "Harry, it's okay to admit it. We're your friends and we will support you no matter what."
Harry stood up and cried, "You two are mental!" before stomping out of the room.
Hermione sighed. "Denial is a terrible thing."
"Guess confronting him about his crush on Snape won't go so well either," Ron replied.