OK!!! Srry that i haven't updated in a while! I was putting the first chapter on as the second chapter, so yeah! Her is tis!!
Second Chapter: OMG!
We were at... A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!!!! "Edward! Why the hell, are we at a mental hospital!??!" Oh my gosh! Please dear Jesus let it be Emmett! PLEASE!!! He had a guilty smile look on his face. Oh no! This can't be!!! My boyfriend was mentaly retarded when he was 17!!! "Well...I was..you know..back in 1918. And it got so bad that i was going to die...but then my mom, kind of forced Carlisle into changing me. I'm so sorry, Bella, it all came back to me right when we got here." My mouth dropped, I was shocked and SHOCKED!!! "You were cr-cr-crazy? So that explains the nights you start to scream 'ME SO FUNNY! WITH CREAM ON MY COO COO CLOCK!'? (srry i couldn't think of anything else! just play along!) No way! This is to funny!! i know i love him, but crazy?!?! This is just hilarious!
I can't believe it! I was crazy! How could I forget!
Oh great! Now she is laughing at me! Ok now she is reallllllyyy laughing! Ok thats enough! "yes Bella I was crazy! Me Edward Cullen was crazy! OK!" WAIT! So that explains all the nights... (hahaha lol!)
"Edward-hahaha- le-le-lets go in-in-inside hahaha!"
It was so funny it was hard for me to talk without laughing!
"NO WAY! ARE YOU JOKING!!! I CAN'T GO BACK IN THERE! Bella I can't, no will not let you go in there and see me like that! It's in the past! Can we please go now!?!?!"
He tried to smother me with his beautiful eyes, and it was well.. not working!!! Yes i still love him, I'm just, for some reason in a happy, laugh, laugh, mood!!
"Oh pleaseeee Edward! Just one peek!!! I promise I won't tell anyone!! I can't promise you that I won't laugh though!" He was glaring at me, psh, yeah like thats gong to work!
"Fine. But one, I repeat one quick look! Got it?"
"Fine, Fine, Fine! Don't be such a baby! Crazy Baby that is!! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"AGHAGHAGH!!!" Sheesh get a grip!
We walked into the building, and no one, thank God, can see us! People were walking in and out of rooms with medicines, clip boards, or patients. We went around the front desk and got a clip board of all the patients... "ok here we are 'Edward Mason, room 206,' ok lets go!"
MWHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SOOOOO SRRY I COULDN'T UPDATE SOONER! I DIDN'T NO HOW TO POST A SECOND CHAPTER!! AND I'M SRRY THAT EDWARD IS CRAZY, BUT AT LEAST U KNOW THAT, THAT ISN'T TRUE!!! AND DON'T WORRY, THERE WILL BE A SHOCK AT THE END!!!! I WILL UPDATE SOON! TTYL! AND IF U HAVE ANY IDEAS... U NO THE DRILL!
LUV YA! PEACE!