Things I did after Watching Signs
1. Immediately after watching the movie, I hastily made myself a tinfoil hat.
2. I boarded up my window, and the only reason my door isn't blocked by planks is 'cause my mom wouldn't let me.
3. I confiscated my little brother's old baby monitor. It is currently on my desk and on at all times.
4. I now keep a fully loaded Super Soaker next to my bed.
5. I run around my house four or five times before I go to bed screaming like a lunatic to scare any lurking extraterrestrials off.
6. I try to find at least one book on aliens every time we go to the library.
7. I emptied the pantry so that if any aliens are foolish enough to enter my house I can lock them in there.
8. I demolished my mom's vegetable garden, lest it attract any of them.
9. I saved up for some heat vision goggles in the hope that they are endothermic. ('Cause you're not always able to see them.)
10. I have 'extraterrestrial invasion drills' on a regular basis, and don't mind when the rest of my family gives me The Look.