Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Tenten opened the door to see Lee with a smile stretching from ear to ear.
"AAAAAAH!" She slammed it on his face.
Someone knocked feebly on the door. She opened it again and saw Lee holding his face in his hands.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR TENTEN! I AM WOUNDED, EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY!"
"...you were grinning evilly. It looked scary."
"WELL ANYWAY, LET US GO TO THE THEME PARK!"
"Theme park? What theme park?"
"KONOHA'S FAMOUS 'PARK OF LOVE' !!!"
She slammed the door and leant on it. Dumb park...
Suddenly Tenten was thrown forward as Lee's foot made contact with her back through the door.
"HAHAHA! NOW YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO-TENTEN, WHAT HAPPENED!"
Tentenw way lying face down on the floor, groaning. She got up.
"WHAT THE HELL LEE! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" She roared in his face.
"Uh...hehehe..." Lee was very scared by the look on Tenten's face. Very scared.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" She chased him out of her house into Konoha. Of course, Lee was very fast and she had no chance of catching him. But she was so mad she forgot abt that.
'This is the perfect chance to get her to the park!' Thought Lee evilly while running over the Yamanaka's flower display.
"OK TENTEN! WE'RE HERE!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE HERE I'M GONNA-huh?" She looked around. There were fountains and roses and garden sculptures...
"YOU FUCKTARD! YOU BROUGHT ME TO THE PARK!"
"SH TENTEN! PEOPLE ARE STARING!"
"THEY'RE NOT STARING AT ME! THEY'RE STARING AT THE GUY WITH THE BAD HAIRCUT AND WEARING AN ALIEN COSTUME!"
"Tenten?" She whipped round and saw Neji standing next to guy.
"Oh uh...hi Neji...Gai-sensei..."
"GOOD AFTERNOON YOUTHFUL BLOSSOM! NOW, NEJI AND I HAVE JUST GOT THE TICKETS SO HERE ARE YOURS! NOW HAVE FUN!"
Gai pushed them into the park.
"This is stupid. I should be training."
"I should be killing Lee."
"We shouldn't be here."
"OOH CANDY!" Tenten ran over to the candy selling guy."NEJI! BUY ME CANDY!"
"Buy your own candy."
"I can't. Look." Tenten pointed to a sign.
Welcome to Konoha's Park of Love!
As a rule, ladies aren't allowed to buy anything in this park. Instead, their lovers will pay for everything! (In case of homosexuality, please consult customer service for a pass)
Have a nice day!
"I'm not your lover."
"Don't say it."
"I'll buy you the candy." Neji shoved some bills in the candy guy's face and grabbed some candy. "Here."
"Where's the exit?" Neji growled angrily.
"How am I supposed to know?"
"Wait, I see it. Follow me." He grabbed Tenten's wrist and led her through a crowd of people.
When they gt to the exit a woman smiled at them.
"Hello young lovers! Where is your exit card!"
"Yes! You go on a ride and you kiss and there will be a picture and that picture is your exit card! You can't spend a day in this park without kissing, can you?"
"Yes we can."
"Nuh uh uh! Now you two go back there and go on a ride!" She practically shoved them towards a boat ride. Neji and Tenten stumbled into the boat. "NOW REMEMBER! YOU DON'T GET OFF UNTIL YOU KISS!" The woman sang.
The pink boat entered a tunnel. There were fairy lights and aromatic roses and the trickling sound of water.
"Fuck this." Neji swore at all the beauty around him.
"What kinda park is this! We have to kiss or we can't get out?!"
"Seems that way."
"Fine. Kiss me."
Neji's eyes widened. "What?"
"Kiss me! Do you want to get out or not?!"
Neji leaned into Tenten. Theirs eyes locked. A blush came to Tenten's cheeks.
He placed his lips on Tenten's then there was a big flash.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Tenten shrieked.
The machine at the front of the boat printed out two copies of the picture.
"Here." Neji grabbed on and handed it to Tenten before taking one for himself.
"Grr...now where do we get off?"
Suddenly the boat sped up and Neji and Tenten were tossed to the end of the boat.
"OW! NEJI GET OFF ME!" Tenten shrieked as he landed on her.
"Ugh..." He got up, rubbing his head. "Sorry, Tenten."
The boat stopped abruptly and they were jerked foward.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
"Tenten, just grab the picture and lets get out of here."
"Yeah." Said Tenten furiously.
Neji presented the pictures to the woman at the exit.
"Aw! That's so cute! Now you can go on the exit of love!"
"Exit of love?" Tenten echoed.
"Yes! The traditional horse drawn carriage!" As the words left her mouth, an open blue carriage with a white horse came up. "Ta ta!"
Neji helped Tenten into the carriage then got in himself.
"This place is retarded."
"Stupid carriage! The horse stinks!"
"This is really romantic, isn't Neji?"
Neji smiled fondly at her sarcastic tone. "Very."
Tenten slumped back on her seat. She looked up at the sky.
"The sunset's cool." She commented.
"Yeah..." Tenten absent-mindedly put an arm around Neji. "I like sunsets."
"Me too." Neji placed his hand on Tenten's. She looked at it silently. Neji closed his hand around hers, watching her.
He leaned in and whispered in Tenten's ear. "But I like you more than any sunset."
Tenten blushed and looked away, her hand still in Neji's. She turned back to him, a small smile on her lips.
Neji returned the smile and took Tenten's other hand. Tenten leaned in unconsciously and their lips met.
"Exit of love..." She heard Neji murmur, his lips against hers and she stifled a giggle.
"Oi you lovebirds." The driver turned towards them. "We're here now, that'll be 20 dollars."
"Here." Neji handed over the money and helped Tenten off the carriage. He took her hands in his and walked her home.
"Gai-sensei! Did you see that! It was so beautiful!"
"Our plan has worked!"
And they ran off into the beautiful sunset.
The end, thanks for reading!