Yoshi's Bad Fashion

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus


It was your typical warm and sunny day in Nintendo City, in the center was Oval Park, the location of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, blah blah blah...

Yoshi popped his head into Peach's room, a wide grin on his happy-go-lucky face. "Peach! Peach!" He eagerly called out. "Peach, you'll never guess what I got!"

Peach gasped, running up to Yoshi, her eyes gleaming. "Ooooh! What is it, Yoshi?" The princess asked, getting excited.

Yoshi chuckled, and he then jumped in front of Peach, revealing a red outfit and yellow overalls that was similar to Mario's clothes. "What'cha think of my new style of clothing, Peach?" He struck a pose. "Pretty sweet, huh?"

Peach's excited expression on her face was gone, and her right eye twitched. "What...what is this hideous outfit that you show me!" She snapped, pushing Yoshi's head out of her room. "I hate it! I HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT!!!" She slammed the door tightly shut in front of Yoshi.

Yoshi's smile turned into a frown, and his lips started to move. "But...I just thought..."

"GO AWAY FROM ME!!! AND GET RID OF THOSE CLOTHES!!! THEY'RE HIDEOUS!!!" Peach's voice angrily shouted from the room, a bit muffled by the closed door.

Yoshi lowered his head, and he sulked back to his room, quietly sobbing.

Dr. Hoshi poked his head out of his room, which he shared with Yoshi. "Hey Yoshi boy, what's the matter?" The highly intelligent purple Yoshisaurus asked Yoshi.

Yoshi sniffled, looking up with teary eyes at Dr. Hoshi. "Oh, doc...Peach hates my new clothes!" He fell on his knees and bursted into tears. "SHE SAID THEY WERE HIDEOUS!!!"

Dr. Hoshi stuttered a bit, looking at Yoshi's clothes. "Well, Peach DOES have a good taste in clothes..."

Yoshi gasped, and he got up, angrily putting his hands on his hips. "Oh yeah!? Well, I hate your stupid white lab coat! Humph!" Yoshi stormed down the hallway, fuming.

Dr. Hoshi sighed, rubbing the back of his head. "I was only stating the truth..." He sighed again and shook his head. "Poor, complicated Yoshi. He just doesn't get it."

Yoshi stormed down the hallway, but he then bumped into Ganondorf. Ganondorf turned around and growled angrily. Yoshi gulped and took a step back, trembling.

Ganondorf breathed heavily, until he noticed the clothes Yoshi was wearing and asked in a soft tone, "Hey, nice clothes! Did you make them yourself?"

Yoshi gasped, a smile returning on his face. "Why yes! It took me three hours and seven minutes to make the red shirt and the yellow overalls!'

Ganondorf giggled, clapping his hands. "Oooh! I like to have some clothes like that too!" He said in a kiddish voice.

Yoshi grinned, and nodded. "Sure! Follow me!" And thus, the two male Smashers merrily skipped happily down the hallway, towards the laundry room...

This seems so good, something bad is BOUND to happen. Hehe.


THE END