Summary: there's been a few not-so-nice rumors going on and Uchiha Sasuke IS NOT bloody hell happy about it [Chapter 1: Main Headline News Article: AMITATSU KENJI- IN CHARGE OF UCHIHA SAKURA'S MISCARRIAGE

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO… NEVER HAS… NEVER WILL… unless I get rich enough to buy it from Kishimoto-sensei… lol

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Rumor Has It

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Chapter Uno

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Sasuke walked through the village in baffled astonishment. It was usual for him to be goggled around by fangirls… and boys… and small kids… and… old people? What the fuck?! Okay, so today isn't entirely a normal day. Damn it was creepy. Whenever he directly looked at a passerby, the certain person would just flinch and look away as though the person… pitied him?! The hell?! So yeah basically that's what happened. He also concluded that everyone as in everyone had a newspaper in hand.

Baffled a few more stares, he just couldn't take this shit anymore.

"What the fuck is wrong with you people?!"

Shocked by his outburst, people stared… and he stared back. "…" "…" just then a bird flew by and pooped.

PLOP

"hey mister, that's gross" a nearby five-year-old said as he pointed at the uber as in super big massive and gigantic poop that landed on Sasuke's … head? Ewww…

"…"

"…"

Okay, so this is officially weirding him out, not that he's scared of it of course…

…Silence… then:

"SASUKE-TEME!!!" a screaming blonde had come over him and bombarded him with countless anime tears. "HOW COULD YOU?! HOW THE FUCKCOULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN TO SAKURA-CHAN?!!!!"

'wait. What?!'

"hn. I don't know what the hell you're talking about dobe" the ice cube hottie replied tonelessly. Wrong move though.

"What the?! HOW DARE you speak to the Hokage like that?! Bow down before my wrath Uchiha!!!"

"you wish. And you're not Hokage… yet… not for another four months, you're not"

"…"

Smirk. "hn"

"shaddap teme!! Don't change the subject!! HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN TO POOR SAKURA-CHAN?! HOW?!"

At this, the great Uchiha was extremely pissed "Do what?!"

"oh… oh yeah here" the blonde exclaimed as he scratched the back of his head as he handed his so-called labeled best friend the daily newspaper which read:

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DAILY TIMES

Issue 10 vol. 86 9th editions November 20, 1993

UCHIHA SAKURA'S MISCARRIAGE: THE FULL STORY

It has just been a week since our dearest cherry blossom Haruno Sakura, who is now known as the Uchiha matriarch came from her sweet honeymoon with konoha's heartthrob Uchiha Sasuke, after their scrumptious and very exquisite wedding ceremony (see Issue 8 vol. 22 3rd edition November 10, 1993 and Issue 12 vol. 48 4th edition October 28, 1993 for more details). As though many expected a very happy ever after for these two lovers, tragedy just seemed to have stuck on with Uchiha Sasuke and his clan's legacy, (see Issue 3 vol. 10 9th edition) the great Uchiha yet suffers another extreme sadness in his and on our dearest cherry blossom's befalf.

It has been reported that his wife, our dearest Sakura-chan has suffered a very tragic miscarriage in the hands of Amitatsu Kenji, a ceratin foreign ninja from the hidden village of rain who was just here on the village a few days ago due to a mission that wished to establish future bonds with Konoha.

Poor guy…

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And that was when the great Uchiha Sasuke stopped reading and hell froze over.

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Sooo… like it? Hate it? Continue? Burn? What? Please review it's short I know but imma gotta go now, pizza just arrived (yum) well byers

-kattylin signing off