Title: I've Been Everywhere

Rating: K

Summary: Post School Reunion. The Doctor's been everywhere, and he's not afraid to say so.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. The song "I've Been Everywhere" has been done many times, and this is my version.

Author's Note: So basically I've substituted planets that have been mentioned in Doctor Who into the song I've Been Everywhere.

I've Been Everywhere

"Thanks for letting me come with you guys," said Mickey.

"No problem!" said the Doctor cheerfully. Rose looked across at Mickey and forced a smile. Mickey cleared his throat.

"So Doctor," he said. "Rose tells me you've been travelling for 900 years."

"Yep," said the Doctor.

"Been anywhere interesting?" asked Mickey awkwardly. The Doctor looked at him.

"Yes," he said bluntly. "I've been through practically all of time and space."

"Is there anywhere you haven't been?" asked Mickey. The Doctor looked up, a sudden twinkle in his eye.

"Oh, I dunno about that," he said. "I suppose you could say…

I've been everywhere, man,
I've been everywhere
Crossed the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

"Been to…" began Mickey

"I've been to Alzarius, Chloris, Desperus, Skaro
Florana, Jaconda, Barcelona, Dido
Biblios, Telos, Ribos, Logopolis
Exillon, Delphon, Neogorgon, Raxacoricofallapatorius
Boukun, Eden, Arden, Justicia
Mira, Myarr, Shada
I'm a killer

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere."

"Yeah but listen here mate, have you been to…"

"I've been to Calufrax, Sycorax, Segonax, Ood Sphere
Axista Four, Galaxy Four, Limus Four, Sense Sphere
Kembel, Harkol, Starfall, Griffoth
Marinus, Mechanus, Carsus, Kirith
Polymos, Pharos, Argolis, Terra Beta
Jupiter, Lucifer, Sontara
I'm the feller

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere."

"Yeah I know that, but have you been to…"

I've been to Androzani, Delta Three, Kalakiki, Tiermann's World
Solos, Lonsis, Quinnis, Leela's World
Kastria, Draconia, Arcadia, Karn
Boromeo, Pluto, Navarro, Sarn
Castravolva, Kegron Pluva, Agora, Gameworld Gamma
Tara, Anathema, Hermethica
But what's it matter?

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere."

"Yeah, look that's fine, but how about..."

"I've been to Peladon, Eye of Orion, Trion, Karfel
Morok, Zanak, Brudyac, Hell
Venus, Vandos, Vortis, Varos
Xeros, Xeriphas, Zaakros, Zeos
Oseidon, Proamon, Oblivion, Lelex
Dulkis, Frontios, Necros
I never know where I'll end up next!

Well I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been here, there, everywhere, I've been everywhere."

The Doctor breathed a sigh of satisfaction and turned to face his companions … only to find that they'd left.

"Oh well," he said. "I've been to Aridius, Atrius, Arkannis…"

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Hope you enjoyed it. This took me over 2 hours to do, so reviews would be much appreciated.