Yoshi Meets Lucas

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Oh, how times change... remember when Brawl was brand new? I do.

Young Yoshizilla: YAY! I get to introduce the newcomer for Super Smash Brothers Brawl yet again, so HA! (boogies)


It was your typical warm and sunny summer day in Nintendo City, in the center was Oval Park, the location of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, blah blah blah...

"Hey guys, guess what!" King Bowser Koopa exclaimed as he ran over to Mario and Yoshi, "We're getting a newcomer!"

Silence. Mario and Yoshi both shrugged as they exchanged glances with each other, both of them wearing black sunglasses for some reason.

Bowser's smile faded and away, and he grunted, "Well? Aren't you excited?"

Yoshi sipped some of his orange juice, and he turned around to face Bowser, taking off his sunglasses. "Bowser, do you know how many newcomers we have? It's best not to think about this one."

"But...this newcomer might replace Ness!" Bowser exclaimed, grabbing both Mario and Yoshi by the arms. "Come on, let's go, go, go!"

Mario and Yoshi screamed as Bowser pulled them towards the western direction, where a young boy who looked a bit like Ness was waiting.

Inside the Smash Mansion, Ness was crying in his room as he was still thinking that he could be dropped at any moment for the newcomer from the same series as him, with Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, and Luigi all trying their best to comfort him.

Anyway, back to the main action outside the mansion. Quite a few seconds later, Bowser was standing in front of the yellow-haired boy, with Mario and Yoshi, both of the ground, gasping for breath. "All right, young man, what is your name?"

The yellow-haired boy smiled, giving Bowser a thumbs up. "My name's Lucas! It's nice to meet ya!"

Yoshi got up to his feet and suspiciously eyed Lucas. "Is it true that you might be the replacement of Ness?" The green colored Yoshisaurus curiously asked.

Lucas smiled, nodding. "Sure is! There's a reason why he wasn't announced in the past few weeks, you know."

Yoshi smiled. "Heh! Well, in that case..." He jumped up into the air and started to flutter kick Lucas into the ground, causing damage to the yellow-haired boy.

Bowser gasped in horror and covered his eyes as Yoshi forced Lucas under the ground, up to the point where his head was visible. Yoshi then ran back towards the mansion a few seconds later, and returned with a chain-saw. Turning it on, Yoshi chopped off Lucas's head with the chain-saw.

Bowser's jaw dropped in shock, and he punched Yoshi in the stomach. "You idiot! I can't believe you!"

Yoshi shrugged, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. 'Well, what do you expect me to do? I gotta protect our veteran Smashers!"

Bowser, though, wasn't on the same tone of agreement as Yoshi. "We had a great newcomer who was going to replace a rotting old veteran character that no one really cares about anymore, and you just killed him by chopping off his head with a chain-saw." He screamed loudly into Yoshi's head, "I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WILL HELP US ANY FURTHER!"

Yoshi then got a smile on his face. "Well...there's always a chance of another newcomer, eh?" He winked.

Bowser rolled his eyes and sighed. 'You know what? We're going back to the mansion. And you..." He grabbed the chain-saw, and turned to Yoshi, his eyes flaming. "I got a little "surprise" for what you did..." He started to chuckle evilly.

Yoshi gulped and started to sweat nervously as Bowser pushed the green Yoshisaurus back towards the mansion.

Mario blinked as he glanced around, rubbing the back of his head as he shrugged. "What was I doing again?"


THE END

...but not quite.

Several days later, Lucas groaned as he slowly opened his eyes, seeing the gray colored Robotic Operation Buddy, R.O.B., and Dr. Mario looking down at him, the blonde psychic boy covered in bandages.

"Ugh... what happened to me...?" Lucas asked as he coughed. "I can barely feel anything in my bones... or my butt..."

Dr. Mario looked up at R.O.B., the doctor's hands on his hips. "Looks like he got really knocked up. Get the Maxim Tomatoes."

R.O.B. sighed as he nodded his mechanical head. "I was afraid that we were going to resort to that..." The robot responded as he began searching through the cabinets for the case full of Maxim Tomatoes, going through all the various Smash Bros items as Lucas continued moaning in pain.

STILL NOT QUITE THE END...