Yoshi and Peach Go to McDonald's

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus


It was your typical warm and sunny day in Nintendo City, in the center was Oval Park, the location of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, blah blah blah...

"Man, it's taking Peach a long time in the bathroom," Yoshi pondered to himself as he was playing Yoshi Kart DS on his own, green Nintendo DS. "I bet she was a glutton like she always is and pigged out lat night at McDonald's."

"Or Wendy's," Pikachu said as he and Bowser approached Yoshi, "Last night, she dragged me to Wendy's with her, and she got a triple pack of burgers!"

"You mean Whoopers," Yoshi corrected, smiling as he won a race in his game.

Bowser rolled his eyes. "That's BURGER KING, Yoshi. We're talking about Wendy's."

Yoshi looked up at Bowser. "Well, what happened at Wendy's?"

Bowser cleared his throat and started, "Well, the three of us-"

BAM!!! Peach opened the door, and it slammed Bowser and Pikachu into the wall. The pretty young human princess looked at Yoshi and smiled. "Okay, Yoshi! I'm ready to go!"

Yoshi blinked. "Ready to go where?"

Peach giggled, grabbing Yoshi by the arm. "To McDonald's, silly! Let's go!" She started running down the hallway, with Yoshi screaming as she pulled his arm and dragged him.

"Wait, Peach!" Yoshi shouted in protest, "We went to McDonald's yesterday!"

Bowser and Pikachu both moaned in pain, and Zelda approached the bathroom, grabbing the door and closing it, and locking it shortly afterwards. Bowser and Pikachu both fell to the floor, and their bodies twitched in pain.


Later that same, warm and sunny day, at a nearby McDonald's from the bar tavern that Falco Lombardi owned, Peach was anxiously waiting while Yoshi resumed playing his game on his Nintendo DS.

"Come on, Yoshi!" Peach urged, nudging Yoshi by the shoulder, "Go tell those cashiers to bring out food fast!"

Yoshi pushed Peach's shoulder off of him. "Hey, can't ya lay off me for once, Peach? They'll be ready when they're ready." After saying this, he and Peach approached the cashier, a young, blond 18-year-old male.

"Yo, welcome to McDonald's, and like, what would you like to have, ladies?" The cashier said, winking at Peach.

Peach giggled, and then she said, "Well, my buddy here would like to just get a very, very small pack of fries."

"HEEEEEY..." Yoshi angrily growled, before being shushed by Peach. He turned his head away and muttered to himself about Peach being a greedy glutton.

Peach turned back to the male cashier. "Oh yes, I'd like to have the Arch Deluxe!" She smiled as everyone else in the entire restaurant (except Yoshi, who resumed playing his game) gasped in shock.

The male cashier rubbed the back of his head. "I'm sorry, miss, but we no longer sell those. They are considered to be the biggest failure-" He screamed as Peach grabbed him by the collar.

"DARN IT, I WANT AN ARCH DELUXE BURGER AND I WANT ONE NOW!!!!" Peach screamed angrily in his face, going into a tantrum like a five-year-old.

The male cashier sweatdropped. "Errr...mmmkay, then." He backed slowly into the kitchen, and whispered to the cooks to make an Arch Deluxe burger. The cookers gasped, but the cashier smoothly explained them the situation. The cooks nodded, and they all teamed up to make an Arch Deluxe burger for Peach.

Yoshi sighed, taking a seat in one of the window chairs while Peach waited patiently on the floor. Shaking his head, Yoshi told Peach, "You aren't serious about this, are you?"

Peach huffed, and she replied, "Of course I'm serious! If I want something, I get something!" She threatened.

Yoshi only shook his head and resumed his game. Peach got annoyed by this and snatched Yoshi's DS away from him.

Yoshi gasped, and he started screaming at Peach, swiping at her to get back his precious DS. Peach, however, pushed Yoshi back into his seat, and played Yoshi's game herself. Yoshi, growling angrily, continued to pout, until he noticed several cooks holding up an Arch Deluxe burger on a purple pillow.

"Your burger, ma'am," The cooks all said in courtesy, bowing as Peach threw the DS away (which Yoshi grabbed in the nick of time) and grabbed the burger, licking her lips and stuffing the whole, gigantic burger into her mouth. Letting out a loud burp (which blew all off the cooks back into the kitchen and causing a huge mess), Peach smiled, and she grabbed Yoshi by the arm. "Boy, am I stuffed! Let's go back to the mansion!"

Yoshi screamed, holding tightly to his DS as Peach dragged him by the arm once more, heading back to their sweet home at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion.

The male cashier sniffled, and he wiped a tear from his eye, saying, "Duuude, that chick is, like, so totally gnarly. I wish I can meet her again," He said with a smile as he headed back to the cash register.


THE END