0-2 years old

6:30 Wake to screaming

7:00 Forced to change the nappy then have toast thrown at me

7:30-8 More screaming

8-8:30 More screaming, this time by tires

8:30 School with morons

3 Come home to screaming, this time about "The Happy Bunnies" being cancelled

7:12 Change nappy again

7:20 Forced to amuse baby

7:30 Rancid colesaw for dinner, baby spills colesaw all over itself. Forced to wash it

8:00 Clean babies room

8:20 Tuck the baby in (How embarrasing!)