From the writer who brought you Coming Out of the Closet and Masque of Red Death, there's the newest thing to hit the fansite airwaves, Coming Out of the Closet 2: Konoha Gone Crazy!

It's finally here! I can't believe how many people reviewed and asked for the new one! It's amazing!

Disclaimer: Oh yeah, like I actually own Naruto? You people are crazy...but very flattering.


It was your typical Saturday morning in Konoha: The birds were singing, the market was crowded...and Sasuke Uchiha was scaling up the side of Sakura's apartment building with Naruto.

"So why are we doing this again," asked a bewildered Naruto.

"Oh come on! Gaara and Sakura had a date last night! I called Temari and Kankuro, and they said he didn't come home last night. Aren't you even the tiniest bit suspicious?"

They mananged to get to the ledge of her window, and peeked in. The apartment was tidy, but the bed however was still occupied. All that you could see was an arm and a tuft of untidy red hair.

"Oh Sakura...Gaara..." whispered Sasuke through the open window. No response.

"WAKE UP!"

The red-head and the kunoichi woke with a start. Turning groggily, they noticed the grinning idiot...both of them.

"Naruto, what are you and Sasuke doing on my window ledge at seven in the morning on a Saturday?"

"And why did you even wake us up at seven in the morning on a Saturday?"

Naruto scratched his head. "I wanted to see if you guys were up for some training."

Sasuke grinned slyly. "But if you two were two busy...I could call Ino and tell her all about what you were doing this morning..."

"If you even THINK about it, I can and WILL murder you..."

Sasuke and Naruto grinned. "Then get your lazy asses out of bed and meet us in training ground seven."


The groggy couple meandered their way to the training area, yawning audibly. Sasuke was the first to run up and meet them.

"You're here! Areyougonnatryandcatchmewithsandandsqueezethelifeouttame? Huh? Huh? Are ya?"

Gaara and Sakura looked at the now hyperactive Uchiha.

"Sasuke, did you forget to take your meds this morning?"

"Yesh. Why do you ask, pwetty lady?"

The duo sweatdropped. "Riiiight...whatever. Let's train."

"Okay, Gaara and Sakura versus me and Naruto, 'kay?!"

"Is the authoress TRYING to set us up or something," asked Gaara.

"Probably..."


The sparring was over for the day, and as the four made their way to Sakura's for dinner, they were ambushed by...

"OMG! I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS!"

Who was it? Was it the autoress? No...it was Ino.

"Hey, Ino? Do me a favor, and jump off a cliff."

"Shut it, Sakura! I can talk to Sasuke, Naruto, and Gaara if I want to!"

Suddenly, there opened a rift in the cosmos...wait, no, it was just a voice shouting out a justu.

"Trade Places no Jutsu!"


Cliffie! Holy crap!

I hope this one is as funny as the last one...I really have no clue how it'll go at this point...

Review please!