Yoshi's Game Shenanigans

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

It was your typical warm and sunny day in Nintendo City, in the center was Oval Park, the location of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, blah blah blah...

"And there goes the battle, folks!" Dr. Hoshi announces as Yoshi does a victory dance while Marth cries his eyes out, "After a brutal match, with three stocks set, Yoshi has defeated Marth, 1 stock to 0!"

"Haha," Rayquaza stated while munching on his buttery popcorn. "That pretty blue haired girl got owned."

"...Marth is a boy." Ridley replied while sucking up his soda.

Yoshi bowed to his audience, which were pretty obvious - Pikachu, King Bowser Koopa, Princess Peach Toadstool, and of course, his best friend, Peppy Ankylosaurus. Marth went back into the mansion and sulked about losing to Yoshi, but he was comforted by Link, Princess Zelda, Roy, and Samus Aran in her power suit.

"It's not fair!" Marth whined as he folded his arms together. "I'm clearly better than that egg throwing loser! I should have won!"

"You'll get him next time," Link stated as he patted Marth on the back.

"Yeah. Us fellas in the lesser tiers never get a chance to beat higher ranked characters like you." Zelda chimed in.

"At least you stood a better chance against Yoshi then we did." Samus added, adjusting her arm cannon.

"Who's in the mood for take out to make Marth feel better?" Roy suggested while raising his sword.

Everyone looked at the red head swordsman oddly. Back outside, the winner was getting his dues.

"Man, Yoshi really tore him apart!" Peach stated as she farted a cute little poot.

Peppy laughed as he nodded his head. "When Yoshi wants to get serious, he gets pumped."

"This calls for a celebration, eh Pikachu?" Bowser stated as he patted Pikachu on the head.

"I agree! Let's go get Yoshi something nice!" Pikachu stated as he rubbed his hands together. "...And something for us, while we're at it."

Dr. Hoshi came down from the judge's chair and went towards Yoshi to congratulate him. "Good job, Yoshi, you have won the battle, and thus, you shall get your prize." The highly intelligent purple Yoshisaurus handed the far younger, eager green Yoshisaurus a handful of money. He winked and said to Yoshi, "Use it wisely."

Yoshi nodded, and he shook Dr. Hoshi's hand. "Will do, doc! Thanks!" He grabbed Pikachu and Bowser, and the trio of Smashers headed for the crowded streets of Nintendo City's District area.

As they were walking, Pikachu was looking intriguingly at the different stores and shops. He paused in front of a video game shop, and called out to Yoshi and Bowser, "HEY! Let's go in here!"

Yoshi approached Pikachu, and looked at the videogame shop. He rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know, Pikachu. This place doesn't seem..."

"Technology-filled?" Bowser finished as he, Yoshi, and Pikachu entered the shop, to see many different games and several Nintendo systems - including a Wii in the very back of the shop - being played.

Pikachu looked over the different game systems, and he gasped and ran over to a strange, black-and-red colored game system. "Guys! How about this one?"

Yoshi looked up at the game system, and he rubbed the back of his head. "Errr...Pikachu, look at the cost of this thing." He picked up the price tag. "Yeesh, $600, what do they think that money grows off of? Trees?"

"Hey, that's a Virtual Boy!" Screamed a nerdy Goomba, rolling his eyes, "Heh, I didn't expect that they would sell that piece of junk in a store like this."

Pikachu gasped. "Piece of junk!? What's wrong with this system?" He responded.

The Goomba shook his head. "Look at it, it has graphics that make the dictionary look better. I mean, come on, what kind of idiot would pay full money for this?" The walking fungus pointed out, before walking towards the Nintendo 64 section.

Yoshi and Pikachu sweatdropped, looking warily at the Virtual Boy. "Uhhh..." They both nervously stammered.

Bowser chuckled, until he spotted a special, very rare, very valuable, Pokemon-themed Nintendo Entertainment System right next to the strange Virtual Boy videogame console. "Oooh! Let's get this baby!" He picked up the Pokemon-themed Nintendo Entertainment System and walked up to the counter. "We'll take this one, my fine good sir." He said to the green-shelled Koopa Troopa cashier.

"Okay, and what games would you like?" The Koopa cashier asked as he scanned the Pokemon-themed NES.

Bowser rubbed his chin, and he looked down below him, seeing different NES games. "...Mecha Ultra Super Duper Strike Forders II, Attack of the Flatulent Humans, I Was a Teenaged Gabite..." He picked up the latter game. "I'll take the "I Was a Teenaged Gabite", please."

The Koopa cashier nodded. "Right, then. That'll be $872."

Yoshi, Bowser, and Pikachu's jaws all dropped down to the ground in disbelief. They exclaimed in unison, "$872!?"

"But...I only have $300 on me!" Yoshi tried to reason, "I can't buy something like this!"

The Koopa cashier shrugged. "Well sorry, but if you don't have the money, then you can't get it." He pressed a button, and an animated ROB pushed Yoshi, Bowser, and Pikachu right out of the videogame shop, going back in.

Yoshi rubbed the side of his head. "Urgh...well, so much for that."

Pikachu chuckled, holding something behind his back. "Hohoho. We might not have gotten the NES, but I got something even BETTR." The yellow mouse Pokemon grinned evilly.

Bowser raised his eyebrow. "Wait a minute, how were you able to get something better if you didn't pay for it..." He gasped, and slapped Pikachu. "You STOLE it! Pikachu, I never knew you were such a-"

"Hold up, hooooooold up!" Pikachu exclaimed, getting up to his feet and revealing the game behind his back - Gabbing Grabbers. "I found this while we were walking. And boy, it's for the Nintendo Gamecube, how sweet is that!?" He frowned. "Unfortunately, many people have flamed this game and claimed it to be even WORSE than Superman 64..."

Yoshi only rolled his eyes. "What's worse than Superman 64?" He joked, bursting into laughter, with Pikachu and Bowser joining in. After several seconds, Yoshi stopped and said, "But seriously, let's go spend this well-earned money on a movie."

Bowser smiled, patting Yoshi on the back. "I like the way you think." The Koopa King admitted, and so, the three Smashers headed to the movie theater, where they would go see 'Pokemon 2007: The Magmorta Uprising'.

But honestly, folks - who the heck would spend a hard-earned fortune of $300 on a movie? Unless, of course, they have other plans...