School sucks…

Sasori:…yes it does…especially when that girl glomps me…

Deidara: (twitch) Don't remind me un…

(giggle) Aww but Dana, I thought you liked glomps…

Sasori: I DO!?!

Deidara: (smirk) good one Kari-chan…

Anywho…I kinda have writers block for the Sasori fic…anyone wanna help? Besides that…???

Deidara: What's wrong Kari-chan un?

Sasori: Yes…why are you puzzled?

Where's Tobi?

Deidara and Sasori: …Oo

Deidara: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…(cricket sounds)…

Deidara: Where'd the little idiot go un!?!

Sasori: (sigh)…now I have to move…

Well…while you two look for our little masked friend, I'm gonna do the fic ok?

Sasori: Sure…

Deidara: We'll be right back Kari-chan!

Sasori: (sigh)

(both exit room)

…That dumb blonde…here Sasori is right in front of him…WAITING…and he's too blind to see it…(sigh)…but that's Deidara for you…anywho, on with the fic!

Thirty minutes till Flames

Kari stared at the fire lord. She knew that it wasn't axel in front of her. Not with those red eyes. "Kyubi…" She whispered. Deidara and Sasori turned to her, puzzled. "Kyubi?" Sasori asked. Kari nodded. "The nine tails un? But how?" Deidara asked, turning his attention back to the demon. "I don't know. But I bet it has something to do with XIII though…" Kari stated. This isn't good… Came Kira's voice. It seems Kyubi's obsession with defeating me is blinding him… Kari sighed. Then what'll we do? If we fight, there might be a chance we could hurt Axel… She told the heartless angel. Kira thought a moment. We might have no choice…We can't leave Kyubi to his own…He might attack the village… Kari shook her head. No. I'll find a way to get him back to normal without hurting him. She turned to Deidara and Sasori. "He's being controlled by the demon… we can't hurt him." "What!?! But Kari-chan, he might get to the village un!!!" Kari turned to him. "I know that! But we can't let him…please…for me?" Deidara sighed. "Un…" Kari smiled. "Thanks Deidei…" "Kira! Come and fight!" Kyubi yelled shooting flames at Kari. Kari threw a barrier up. Deidara looked at her, "You sure you don't wanna hurt him un?" He asked. "I'm sure…" Kari replied. Kyubi shot more flames at her. She dodged and tried to get behind him. Kari…he wants to fight me. Let me handle this…Kari thought a moment. She saw Kyubi shoot flames at Sasori. Right…She thought, You take- She caught a scent. "DEIDARA BEHIND YOU!!" She yelled as Vexen came and stabbed Deidara in the arm. "Un! You basterd!!!" Deidara hit Vexen square in the jaw. Sending him flying back. Sasori grabbed Deidara's arm and examined it a few seconds. "Shit!" Sasori took out a vile. It held a bluish liquid. Deidara's eyes widened seeing what it was. "How long un?" He asked. Sasori injected him, then said, "With this, thirty minutes before you go psycho…" Deidara gulped. Sasori used this type of poison on him once before…it didn't end well. He'd nearly killed Kisame in the state he was in. The poison put the infected person's mind into a form of genjutsu, making him see everyone as an enemy. "Well, we better end this quick un…" Deidara turned to where Kari was. Kari was trying to make a very hard decision. "Then…let's go all out!" She yelled. The marks of the curse started to spread. "Not so fast brat!" Kari barely dodged a needle. Vexen kept on coming at her. Kari kept dodging. As Deidara and Sasori were about to help, more XIII members appeared. Kyubi growled. "I thought I'd already killed you Vexen…" He said menacingly. Vexen, scoffed. "You should know I don't die so easily." He tried to hit Kari with the needle yet again, Kari kicked him. "I've never seen that type of poison…and I've seen every type of poison there is…this one's new…what's it do?" Kari asked, watching Kyubi o make sure he didn't go for Deidara and Sasori. Kyubi glared at Vexen. He really wanted to just jam a kunai through that guy's heart. "Vexen…step away from the girl…" Vexen turned his attention to Kyubi. "I said step away from her!" Kyubi yelled. Vexen slowly went to where Zexion and Larxene were fighting Deidara and Sasori. Kari saw Xigbar, Luxord, and Xaldin appear. "Hey!" she yelled, getting her teammates' attention, "Three more headed your way!" Deidara and Sasori nodded and turned their attention to their own problem…

Deidara's POV

This is bad. Here I am, INFFECTED. And it's not just any poison, it's the one that'll make me go PSYCHO!! Could this get any worse? I hear Kari yell at us that three more members of XIII are coming. Perfect, just fucking perfect. Kari has to fight the demon; Itachi and Kisame are out cold…it just gets better and better doesn't it? "How much time un?" I asked Sasori. He looks at his watch and sighs. "20 minutes…" He says. I twitch and glare at that Vexen guy. "You sonofa-" Sasori chuckles. "Come on brat, it's not that bad. We just have to get rid of them in the next 20 minutes." Sasori says, taking out his Sandaime Kazekage puppet. I nod and stuff my hands into the bags of clay around my waist. I'm gonna have to start big. C-2 to be safe… I raise my chakra to the C-2 level and prepare my dragon. A glance at Sasori-dana tells me he knows what I'm thinking. He moves his index finger as I jump up into the air. I take half while Sasori-dana takes the other half. Xigbar shoots a laser at me. I move my head so that it misses and the dragon throws some figures at him. "KATSU!" I lose track of my mind for a few seconds, watching my art. Then I see another laser come at me. I dodge and glare into the smoke. My scope shows where those guys are… Shit! I see that Larxene girl gathering lightning with her weapons. She shoots it at me and I dodge. This just got worse. I sense chakra behind me a few seconds too late. Xaldin slams a fist into my face….

Sasori's POV

This is bad. Kari's fighting against a jinchuriki, Deidara and I have six opponents, and Itachi and Kisame are still knocked out. That's not the worst thing about it. The WORST thing is that the brat goes and gets himself infected with that poison. I shudder at the thought of the last time Deidara went psycho. I see that the brat is ready to use that dragon of his. I move my index finger, making my puppet shoot out iron sand. I see Deidara jump into the air and land on his creation. Hopefully he'll be able to defeat those three before- SHIT! THE BLONDE GIRL CAN USE LIGHTNING!!! I move my finger again and the sand forms a rectangle. I'm gonna have to defeat these three quickly and go assist Deidara in the next 15 minutes. Things are really bad now…great, now the brat's got himself knocked off the dragon. It'll be impossible for him to make any more bombs with that blonde girl and the lightning. I just need to calm down…I'm overreacting and that won't help now. Keep my mind sharp and-not gonna work you idiot. I dodge a lance being thrown at me. Suddenly I feel chakra behind me. I elbow that Zexion boy in the stomach and move my puppet to attack once again. The difference between me and Deidara is that I can keep my cool. Deidara gets all panicky and can't think straight. I turn my head to see the brat back on his dragon. I guess I was a little too distracted because I felt myself being thrown back by a blow to the stomach. I land on my feet and move my puppet. I…missed? No…That guy…Zexion… I see him wave his hand in my puppet's general direction and see that it is blown away. He, has…telekinetic powers!?! "Damnit…" Zexion smirks. "so," he says, "You finally get it. Yes, I have telekinetic powers. You're at a disadvantage here puppet boy. Three against one and someone who can control items with his thoughts? You're screwed." I scowl. "That's where you're wrong." I say, feeling my scowl turn into a smirk, "I work better at a disadvantage." I suddenly move my puppet. The sand hits Xaldin in the face…

Kari's POV

I HATE this. Kyubi shoots more fire at me, which I dodge. "Come on Kira! Come out and play Nii-san!" I almost freeze hearing those words. He's you're brother? I ask Kira in my mind. I dodge more flames as I wait for an answer. …Yes…he's my younger brother. As such, he's always had a form of hatred towards me. He always wanted to surpass me. Kinda like Sasuke's always trying to be better that you and Itachi, except that Kyubi took it to a whole new level. He wants to kill me. That's why he's taken over Axel's body, to get to me. I glare at Kyubi. The only way to settle this…is if the two fight…It's your turn Kira. Settle your problems right now. GOT IT!?! I here Kira chuckle. Fine…I'll handle this…

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Deidara feels electricity flow through his body. "Damnit!" He yells. He only had about 5 minutes left. And he hasn't taken down one of the XIII members. He dodged behind a tree, trying to catch his breath. What'll I do…I can't use my art, every time I try, that girl just deactivates them with her lightning…What is it that Sasori-dana always tells me? He thought a moment. Stay calm. In tight situations, patients is always the best option. Think of the possibilities and try one… Deidara nodded, remembering what his Dana always told him. After catching his breath, he preformed some hand signs. Kage bunshin no jutsu. Two clones appeared. He sent them to distract the members of XIII. "There!" Larxene shouted, hitting the clone with lightning. I disappeared as the other one made its appearance. As they destroyed that one as well, Deidara threw some figures at them. "KATSU!" The three XIII members were engulfed in the explosion. Deidara used his scope and saw no trace of them. He let out a sigh of relief. He suddenly felt strange. He lost track of where he was, who he was for that matter. He nervously looked around, searching for a familiar face. "Who…where…?" Sasori turned to see how Deidara was doing. He saw him standing by himself. Sasori had finally finished of one of the XIII members and when the remaining two saw that they were alone, they fled. Sasori walked calmly over to the blonde. "Deida-" Suddenly, Deidara turned and punched him in the face, hard. The blow sent Sasori into a tree. He felt a little bit of pain. He quickly got to his feet and glared at Deidara. "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU BRAT!?!" He yelled. Then he saw the frighten look on the blonde's face. Shit. The poison has taken full affect…what now? Sasori saw Deidara's hand chewing on something. "Whoa there bra-…Deidara…Calm down, it's me. Sasori…remember?" Sasori said, calmly, reassuringly. Deidara shook his head. "No, I don't. What do you want with me un?" Sasori stared at the blonde a moment. He had to calm him down or he'd be in a battle he didn't ever want to fight. "I'm a friend. I just wanna help. No need to be alarmed…" Sasori said, his eyes locked with Deidara's. He remembered that Deidara had said he could tell when a person is lying by the look in their eyes. Deidara didn't let his guard down, but he seemed to relax a bit. "What was your name again un?" Deidara asked. Sasori kept their eyes locked. "Akasuna no Sasori. Sasori of the Red Sand. Ring any bells?" Deidara shook his head. Sasori sighed. He heard Kyubi yell at Kari, well Kira. He guessed that Kira had taken over the situation. He decided he'd just try to get the real antidote out of his scroll. He took out a few scrolls. Deidara jumped and threw a kunai. Sasori caught it. "I'm going to help you, you little brat." Sasori said, coldly. Deidara jumped again but this time he sat down. He started playing with his hair. Sasori sighed and started searching throught the scrolls…

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Kira waved his hand and the flames disappeared before touching him. He and Kyubi had used a transformation technic to see each others true face. Kyubi's blood red eyes glared daggers at Kira's mismatched ones. "Kyubi, what do intend on doing once I'm dead? Why do you hate me so much?" Kira asked, calmly. Kyubi growled. "Because…because you're always so perfect! You've always been the better one! The stronger, faster, smarter one! The mortals always feared you just because you were around! While I'd be training my ass off, you'd be doing nothing. Then, during a battle, you'd have to save me! I can never let that happen again!" Kyubi snapped his fingers and Kira dodged an explosion. "What do you think I'd be doing while you'd train? I went to train somewhere else!" Kira yelled, "I'd leave a clone to make sure you didn't get ambushed or something! Yet you never even noticed that I was gone! The reason I'd save you was because you're my brother!" Kyubi glared. "Stop making excuses!" Kyubi noticed a shadow come up behind Kira. Vexen came and stuck a needle in his leg. "Kira glared and kicked him. Suddenly, Kira reverted to Kari. "Huh?" Kari looked around. Kyubi growled. "COME BEACK AND FIGHT YOU COWARD!!!!!!" He yelled. What happened Kari? Kira asked. Kari turned to Vexen. "What did you do!?!" She asked. Vexen chuckled. "No more heartless angel today." Vexen passed out. Kari turned and was punched hard in the stomach. She flew into a tree. "OOF!" She slowly got to her feet. "I SAID COME OUT KIRA!!" Kari saw that Kyubi was way beyond insanity now. "IF YOU WON"T COME OUT THEN I"LL KILL THE GIRL!!!" Kyubi yelled, gathering flames in his palm…

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"Sasori? What're you doing un?" Deidara asked the puppet master. Sasori still hadn't found the antidote. He was getting a little frustrated too. "Just shut up you brat." Sasori ordered. Deidara glared and pouted at the redhead. Sasori was too busy looking through his antidotes to notice. Finally, about tree minutes later, he found it. "Thank Jashin…" Sasori's eyes widened after he had said these words, "I'm hanging around Hidan way too much. Give me your arm brat." Deidara hesitated. Sasori narrowed his eyes. "Do you want me to help you or not?" He asked coldly. Suddenly, a kunai whipped past both of their heads. Deidara jumped and threw a bomb at Sasori. "KATSU!" Sasori was thrown back by the force of the explosion. "DAMNIT!" He turned to glare at the owner of the kunai. It was Kakashi. "KAKASHI!?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!! NOW I"VE LOST DIEDA-" Kakashi pinned Sasori to a tree. "What is going on puppet man?" Kakashi demanded. Sasori glared daggers at Kakashi who returned the glare. "Organization XIII gave the nine tails full control of Uzumaki's body. Now Kari's trying to turn him back to normal. While we were fighting, one of XIII infected Deidara with a poison that makes him lose his mind. I was about to cure him, until a certain silver haired Jonin came and scared him off!" Sasori spat. Kakashi let him go. Sasori looked around. "Sigh. Now I've gotta track that blonde down before he kills someone." As Sasori was about to run of, he sensed movement coming from his left. "Well look who finally woke up. About 10 minutes too late!" Sasori spat. Itachi scoffed. "So sorry that we couldn't help. It's not MY fault Kisame left me to paranoia!" Itachi said, glaring at his blue partner. Kisame smiled nervously. "Yeah, I'm REALLY sorry about that Itachi-san-" "JUST SAVE IT KISAME!!!" Sasori yelled, "Right now we've got a bigger problem on our hands. Deidara's gone blank again." Kisame and Itachi turned to Sasori in shock. "I'm GONNA DIE!!!" Kisame yelled. Sasori whacked him in the back of the head. (A/N Yep. He can reach his head!! Amazing un?) "CALM DOWN BAKA! We just need to find him so I can give him this fucking antidote!" Sasori yelled. Itachi and Kisame stared at Sasori in awe. It took a LOT to piss Sasori off to the point that he swore. "Which way did he go then?" Kisame asked quietly. Sasori, sighed and tried to pinpoint Deidara's chakra. What he felt was even worse. "SHIT! WE GOTTA MOVE!!!" Sasori said…

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Kari was hiding behind a tree. Kyubi was way too strong for her and she was tiring out. "IF YOU DON"T COME OUT, THEN I'LL BURN THE WHOLE FOREST DOWN!!!" Kyubi yelled. Kari sensed a tremendous amount of chakra coming from the demon. "NO!" She yelled, too late. Kyubi let out and explosion similar to the one Deidara would make if he ever blew himself up…

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Pein suddenly felt four of his subordinate's chakras disappear. "Impossible!" He yelled, disturbing the meeting he was in. Tsunade turned to him, puzzled. "What is it Pein?" She asked. Pein turned to the forest. An explosion rang through the air. He saw it miles away. He waited. His phone rang. He got a text. Your little group just went down to5…XIII Pein slammed his fist into the wall. "DAMN THAT XEMNAS!" He yelled. He saw a blonde outside, looking around. "Deidara!" The blonde jumped and quickly looked up at him. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT UN!?!" He yelled. Pein twitched. So that's what he meant by 5… "Calm down and come here!" Pein ordered. Deidara slowly went to him. Pein stuck a needle in his arm. "OOWW!!!LEADER-SAMA UN!!!" Deidara yelled. Pein sighed. "Where're the others?" He asked. Deidara's eyes widened. "KARI-CHAN UN!" He yelled. He saw the smoke. "No…Damnit un!" Deidara stated. Pein sighed. "We're down to six…" Deidara suddenly gasped. "UZUMAKI'S STILL ALIVE!!!" He yelled, right in Pein's ear. "BAKA!" Pein yelled, hitting the blonde in the head. "Arrigato Leader-sama. But, the Kyubi's still alive un!" Pein was trying to put the whole situation together. He summed it up with one sentence. "We're sooo screwed." Deidara sweat drooped…