A\N: This chapter is being written with Silvercatclaws at six thirty in the morning with absolutely no sleep what-so-ever. Ah, the perfect recipe for crack fics. Now read it you dirty sods.

Bellatrix was annoyed. She glared at everyone around her and killed them with her eyes. Being pregnant sucked. She really wanted a way to transfer her pregnancy to someone. Oh wait, she could.

Running up to Voldemort, she screeched "Here's what it's like, ya snakey bastard!" And suddenly Voldemort was pregnant.


Of this chapter.

A/N: If there's anyone who actually reads this, we'll make it better when we're not high on lack of sleep.