A/N: Okay I admit it... you guys got to me. I had SO much fun writing my last fic "Ah Dwight, He's My Hero" (check it out, it's awesome if I do say so myself) and I got such good feedback that I decided to make a new fic! See what your wonderful reviews do? Ok the dealio... this first chapter has spoilers for Dunder Mifflin Infinity because I just saw it and thought it was awesome (of course) and full of lots of wonderful Jammyness to play with. So enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. sigh...

Opposite Day

JHalpert: I think you should re-consider.

PBeesly: It's nice to know you care so much about our relationship Jim.

JHalpert: It should be nice to know Pam! I'm thinking of us.

PBeesly: Oh so going out with Ryan would help us?

JHalpert: Absolutely it would.

PBeesly: Do I dare ask why?

JHalpert: Pam he's our boss.

PBeesly: Oh of

JHalpert: Think about the benefits of sleeping with your boss… in fact, just ask Michael!

PBeesly: I hate you.

JHalpert: You so don't.


JHalpert: Has it ever occurred to you that telling your own admitted true love you hate them might be taken the wrong way Beesly?

PBeesly: No… You did just tell me to cheat on you.

JHalpert: Touché.

JHalpert: But seriously? You don't mind one bit?

PBeesly: Not a microscopic dot Jim.

JHalpert: That's comforting.

PBeesly: You know why?

JHalpert: Why?

PBeesly: 'Cos it's Opposite Day.

JHalpert: …Opposite Day?

PBeesly: Yes!

JHalpert: Isn't that that 3rd grader thing where everything you say is the opposite to what you mean?

PBeesly: The one and only Jim.

JHalpert: Ah.

PBeesly: So when I say I hate you on Opposite Day, what does that mean?

JHalpert: That you love me?

PBeesly: Bingo!

JHalpert: Oh that makes perfect sense… so by that logic, telling you to re-consider going out with Ryan means that I don't want you to.

PBeesly: It sure does.

JHalpert: But I don't think that. I really think you should go to dinner with him.

PBeesly: Now you're getting the hang of it.

JHalpert: What makes you think I'm speaking in opposites?

PBeesly: It's Opposite Day… I thought we went through this.

JHalpert: But if it's Opposite Day… then it actually isn't.

PBeesly: What?

JHalpert: Hey I asked you first.

PBeesly: …No you didn't.

JHalpert: Yes I did.

PBeesly: What??

JHalpert: Jeez Pam stick to your own rules!

JHalpert: And keep the laughs coming. You are not getting any strange looks from Stanley at all.

PBeesly: Oh come on. Stanley cares that I'm laughing at nothing?

JHalpert: On Opposite Day he does.

PBeesly: Of course he does.


PBeesly: I hate you.

JHalpert: Ditto Pam, ditto.

PBeesly: OK Opposite Day is officially on hold.

JHalpert: Umm… I don't think you can put a national day on hold just because it's confusing you Pam.

PBeesly: It was my idea in the first place.

JHalpert: You invented Opposite Day? That's a pretty big achievement.

PBeesly: Keep it up, Jim. Ryan's still here.

JHalpert: Whoa! When did you become so feisty?

PBeesly: That's what she said.

JHalpert: Again Pam?

PBeesly: I know. I think I need help.

JHalpert: You so do…not.

PBeesly: Dammit! Stop being so funny!

JHalpert: You look like you're enjoying it.

PBeesly: That's an illusion Jim.

PBeesly: It's all in you're head.

PBeesly: Maybe you need help.

JHalpert: Ok have you made your point?

PBeesly: Yes.

JHalpert: Good.

PBeesly: No.

JHalpert: Oh.

PBeesly: What's my point again?

JHalpert: You can tell me you hate me on Opposite Day which just happens to be every single day you say it.

PBeesly: Right.

JHalpert: And Opposite Day is really short.

PBeesly: It is?

JHalpert: It only lasts for that one sentence and then its Non-Opposite Day again… a.k.a … normal.

PBeesly: Oh… that doesn't make sense.

JHalpert: You thought it up Pam.

PBeesly: I did?

JHalpert: Yeah.

PBeesly: You just refined the idea.

JHalpert: Exactly.

PBeesly: Well… no offence but you didn't do a great job.

JHalpert: You have a better definition?

PBeesly: Absolutely I do.

JHalpert: Ok…?

PBeesly: Ok I call it: Pamopposite?

JHalpert: …Pamopposite?

PBeesly: Yep.

JHalpert: That's original. I wonder what it means.

PBeesly: Ok it means that when I say something like 'I hate you', I'm Pamopposit…ising.

JHalpert: Oh God it's getting longer.

PBeesly: Shut up.

JHalpert: You're so sweet.

JHalpert: Is that a Pamopposite?

PBeesly: No. I really think you should stop talking.


PBeesly: So 'I hate you' is Pamopposite for 'I love you'.

JHalpert: Then what does 'I love you' mean?

PBeesly: It means 'I love you'.

JHalpert: …Cool.

PBeesly: I thought you'd like it.

JHalpert: So what else is a Pamopposite?

PBeesly: You sound like you're warming to the idea.

JHalpert: I might be getting there.

JHalpert: That's what she said.

PBeesly: I hate you.

JHalpert: I love you too.

A/N: So there you go! Don't review, I don't need any to convince me to keep going... guess what: it's OPPOSITE DAY! I always thought Opposite Day would be a good thing to discuss because it's always confused me... maybe because it actually doesn't make sense lol. After seeing the new season... I've got to admit that I'm pretty sure Pam would have given up telling Jim she hated him a while ago but for the sake of the story I thought it'd be okay.

I'd love to keep going but I need inspiration for the next chapters so if you have any ideas at all tell me! Give me a theme... or one interesting word that I can work on... and you might get your own little PB&J conversation out of it... that should be fun! So review!