Naruto sat with a mildly dull interest, watching the two sparring Kunoichi. Their group was so split up on missions, that team training was a bust for most of them.; hence Sakura's, at the time, brilliant idea to train together. Currently, Ino and Tenten were going at it, with Sakura and Hinata up next. He and Lee would round up the group spars. Neji and Lee had reached a point where their rivalry was now evenly matched, the memory of the day Lee finally beat his rival, and the look on Neji's face was one he treasured dearly. This, however, had the undesirable effect of Lee targeting his Flames of Youth on Naruto. As Naruto sat, he thought about how he had come about his current position.
The morning had started with his usual headache, Tsunade's morning bitch fit, and then after breakfast, Tsunade draining him of, what felt like, half his bodily fluids. He'd only just recovered, and righted himself, when Sakura appeared in his window shouting for him to hurry up. They'd made good time to the training grounds, only to find Kakashi already there, with a message telling them that he, Sai, and Yamato were headed out on a mission that required Anbu trained ninja. Now while Sakura had surpassed Sai and Yamato, and Naruto had surpassed them all in some areas, there were still things that only Anbu were privy to. The two had decided to go see if they could find a mission of their own. At the Hokage tower, they'd found Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Lee in the same predicament as they were. It was at that time that Sakura had made her brilliant idea known.
A blast of dirt smacking him in the face, alerted him to the fact, that during his musings, Ino had gotten the better of Tenten. Sakura had been teaching Ino some of the things she'd learned from Tsunade. Although she could utilize the strength, it was no where near the lever that his girl and Sakura could use it. She did pack a Gai powered punch though.
Hinata and Sakura were now going at it full tilt. Everyone knew that being trained by Tsunade had turned Sakura into a pink haired clone with smaller breasts, but Hinata's transformation after being trained by the Slug Princess was nothing short of astounding. Shortly after Sakura's training was done (about a year after his return, although she would still train with Tsunade from time to time when Tsunade discovered a new medical technique), Hinata had taken up training with her. She went from a potentially great Kunoichi, into a deadly one. Her speed rivaled her cousin's, she could hit you softly with a Gentle fist, or with Tsunade like strength if you made her mad enough, and she was only the second Hyuuga to make Jounin before turning twenty. Medically, she was as good as Sakura, who was only surpassed by Tsunade herself in the village, though Shizune was close, and still had her juniors in experience. She had also had a distinct change in personality. While she was still the kind, sweet girl that he always knew, she had developed a mindset that reminded him of Haku. When in a fight, she turned serious, and when Hinata got serious, look out; Naruto had been the first victim of that philosophy. He'd tried to go easy on her, and when she figured it out, she'd gone ape-shit on him. She hadn't beaten him, but she had made him work for it. Despite being so far ahead of his friends skill-wise, they still had him in the experience department, having had two more years of active duty than he had (he and Jiraiya had only started taking missions during their last five months together); and there really was no substitute for that. With a lazy hand seal, he Shunshined over to where the other spectators were giving him teasing grins.
"You know, if you paid more attention to your surroundings, instead of daydreaming about Sakura, you could avoid things like that." Tenten teased. Naruto gave her a pout, before deciding to tease her back.
"I wasn't thinking of Sakura," Naruto started with a smirk. "I was wondering what you'd look like in my sexy jutsu; and me likes a lot." Both statements were true to an extent. He had fantasized about nearly every girl he knew in his Oiroke form, and he especially liked Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata, and Ino's. None of them compared to Tsunade, but that was moot. Plus there was the fact that she had actually dressed that way one night, and it was the single greatest thing he'd ever witnessed.
Tenten blushed at the statement, but quickly jumped back in. What followed, was a back and forth innuendo marathon that had Lee twitching with glazed over eyes. The Un-youth assaulting his ears was almost too much to bear. When Tenten made a comment about spanking Naruto with her hair, Lee broke out into tears, exorcising the Un-youthfulness, in the name of Gai-Sensei. As the green clad boy went about his rant, Naruto leaned over, and whispered into Tenten's ear.
"If you try to spank me, then I'm gonna have to summon some Kage Bunshin to help...tame you." The gasp, and flaming red of Tenten's cheeks caught Ino's attention like a giant beacon. Just as she was about to ask what was wrong, they were joined by Sakura and Hinata, both looking bruised, but happy. Sakura took one look at Tenten's face, and smacked Naruto in the back of the head.
"Ne, Sakura-chan, what was that for?" He asked.
"Only something perverted could get a blush like that out of her; and only you and Anko are capable of keeping up with her innuendo." Turning to the brunette, Sakura asked. "So what did he say?" Before anything could be said, they were rejoined by Lee.
"Yosh, I have successfully cleansed the area of the Un-youthfulness that Naruto-kun and Tenten-chan have desecrated this sacred ground with." Only Lee and Gai would consider training grounds sacred land. "I am ready for our match." Lee called exuberantly. Rolling his eyes, Naruto went out to meet the Youthful Ninja.
What followed was a head bashing clinic, as Naruto and Lee beat each other senseless. Regulating himself to a Taijutsu only fight with Lee was quite as much fun as it was painful. It also gave him a chance to practice his new Taijutsu. In the end, it took the combined medical efforts of Hinata, Ino, and Sakura to set the two to rights. Kyuubi refused to heal him, citing prior engagements, much to the consternation of the three girls. Ino was less than gentle while she patched up Naruto's injuries, while Hinata and Sakura worked on Lee. Between listening to Ino bitch about the Kyuubi shirking it's duties, and grumbling at Ino's rough treatment, he was tempted to just let the injuries heal on their own. The blond thought he saw Sakura casting funny looks at him, as well, but shook his head; there was no way that Sakura was looking at him that way now. Lee had hit him pretty good a couple times, maybe he was just seeing things. Maybe a nice shower would help clear his head.
The Hokage Tower is a serene building; normally quiet, with the only exceptions being the shinobi frequenting the office. Whether it be waiting calmly for a meeting with the Hokage, or checking the mission boards, little excess sound is heard within the walls; at least until...
"Heya Baachan!" Tsunade spared him a glance, before going back to her work.
"Sorry love, I'm busy." Signing another document, Tsunade gave a frustrated sigh.
"Why don't you use Kage Bunshin?" Naruto asked. "It would make things go faster."
"As much as I would like to, these are too important." When he didn't leave, she asked. "Alright, what do you want, and make it quick."
"I'm bored." He answered bluntly. "I wanted a mission, but I don't have the rank for anything above a C-class." Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"There are a few B-rank missions on the board." Tsunade said. "Shizune gave me an inventory after she was done posting them."
"Those are solo B-ranks, hime." Naruto said with a frown. "Chuunin are restricted to B-rank team missions." Tsunade looked up, and paused for a moment. After thinking about it, she groaned.
"I'm going to regret this when the paperwork comes through..." She smiled at her husband to be. "The Jounin Trials are coming around in a few weeks. If you find a Jounin to recommend and sponsor you, then you can take the trials."
"So how bout it, you want to be my sponsor?" Naruto gave her a lecherous wink. "I can make it worth your while." Tsunade rolled her eyes at that.
"The Hokage cannot sponsor shinobi for these trials." Naruto groaned. "You have to find someone that's Jounin rank, and seen you in action. I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd do it for you." Naruto got a sneaky smile on his face.
"I know just the person." Before she could stop him, Naruto was out the window.
It took him three hours of searching all the bathhouses, and peeping spots to realize that the old letch wasn't in the village.
"Hmm, I guess I have to go with my backup." Naruto said, and ran off to find Kakashi. Pausing in his search, he thought of where Kakashi might be. He became frustrated when he remembered that Kakashi was on an Anbu mission. As he passed the bookstore, he ran into Kakashi who had his nose in a certain orange book.
"How are you here when you're supposed to be on a mission?" Kakashi eye smiled.
"Kage Bunshin, I couldn't risk missing the new book not being here when I got back." Naruto glowered at his sensei. 'That's right, the new Icha Icha came out today.'
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, I need your help with something."
"What is it Naruto, I'm kind of busy at the moment." Naruto rolled his eyes at that.
"I need you to sponsor me for the Jounin Trials." Kakashi sighed, and looked up from his book.
"I'm sorry Naruto, but I just don't think you're ready for Jounin promotion yet."
"But Kakashi-sensei, you know I'm good enough." Kakashi eye smiled.
"It's not a question of whether or not you have the skill to be a Jounin." He said. "To be honest, you're actually beyond that now. What you still lack, is the experience. Wait another year, and I'll be happy to sponsor you." Kakashi gave him a wave, and walked away, smut book in hand. Something told him that the lazy bum just didn't want to take away any time from reading the new Icha Icha: Flashing Lust. Slightly peeved, he formed the rat seal, and used the only Genjutsu he was capable of using.
"Magen • Narakumi no Jutsu!" As he disappeared in a swirl of flames (Kyuubi had a thing about uniqueness), he heard the Jounin scream in horror, and saw him drop his favorite orange book. Just wait till the real Kakashi dispelled that clone.
Naruto sat on the stump he'd been tied to all those years ago, thinking about his predicament. Deciding to hold off on a sponsor for now, Naruto began running through a list of people to take the trials with him. 'Hmm, I can ask Shikamaru, but that lazy bum will probably say it's too troublesome. Shino, Hinata, and Neji are Jounin already, Tenten isn't going to bother with becoming a Jounin, Kiba's trying to join the Hunter-nin, Ino is out of the question, Chouji just took them without passing, and has to wait a year, and Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon have all vowed to take their first one together. I could ask Sai, but then I'd have to listen to him talk about my penis the entire time. I guess that just leaves Sakura and Lee. Making up his mind, he headed for the residential district.
"Hey Naruto, I was just coming to find you." The pink haired medic said. She'd opened the door, just as he was about to knock.
"Really?" Naruto asked. Why would she be looking for him; she looked like she was about to go on a date. Shaking his head of the thought, he asked. "Hey Sakura, you wanna go get something to eat with me, I need to ask you something?" Blushing a bit, she replied.
"Sure Naruto, just can we go somewhere besides Ichiraku?" Naruto pouted, but nodded. Sakura led him to a quaint little spot in the restaurant district, near the Akimichi place; whose grand opening was in just a few days time. As they sat waiting for their food, Sakura gave Naruto her prettiest smile.
"So what did you want to ask me?" Sakura asked, trying to sound nonchalant, while at the same time, leaning forward in what she hoped was a provocative position.
"See, I'm putting together a squad for the Jounin Trials, and I was wondering if you wanted in?" Sakura deflated, frowning inwardly, while her Inner Self screamed, and pulled at her hair. That was not the question she was expecting, nor hoping for. 'Damn it, he is so clueless sometimes!' Partly because she was disappointed, but mostly because it was true, she answered.
"No offense Naruto, but I don't think I'm ready for the Jounin Trials. This is much different than Chuunin exams, you shouldn't take this lightly."
"Come on Sakura, you're as ready as anyone." He pleaded.
"No Naruto." She said firmly. "After that disastrous thing with Ino, I'm not rushing into anything else without being completely ready." Naruto couldn't help the snort that came from that. Upon her and Ino's eighteenth birthdays, they decided to strike out on their own. They'd even gotten an apartment together, to bask in their independence. Unfortunately, even as best friends, their natures prevented them from living together. Sakura ended up moving back home within four months, and Ino, two later when the expenses of living on her own caught up with her. She just wasn't used to having to budget her salary for what she needed, as well as what she wanted.
"Please Sakura-chan, I really need you." Sakura blushed again at the unintended innuendo, that the blond probably didn't even know he was using. "You and Lee are the only ones I can count on for this."
"Pfft, I bet we weren't even your first choices." Naruto blushed bashfully. "We weren't, now my answer really is no." Sakura got up, and started to leave the restaurant, which shocked the waiter who had just arrived with their food. "I'll take that to go."
"Would it help if I said that you look really nice?" Sakura stalled. Yes it did help, but she wasn't going to let him know that. Letting out a loud huff, she waited with her back turned, and promptly walked away. Hanging his head, Naruto tucked into his food.
"Now where is that little gaki?" Tsunade growled. She'd been looking for him for an hour. She'd talked to Gai, and gotten Lee as part of the team for him. "Why is it that you can never find him when you're looking for him, but he shows up when you don't want him to?" Tsunade let out a chuckle. 'I guess that's why the Akatsuki is still trying to get him.' Tsunade left the training grounds, and headed back towards the Clan District, she had a meeting in fifteen minutes with the Hyuuga. Had she stayed just five minutes longer, she would have seen, and heard, her former apprentice storming into the training grounds, grumbling about clueless blondes that couldn't take a hint. She would have also witnessed said girl taking her frustration out on the surrounding vegetation...in a miniskirt no less. There was one person, however, who did see and hear the young woman. The Hyuuga heiress suddenly realized, that she was no longer the only one seeking Naruto's affection. It was time to either make her move, or let him go.
Naruto sat in the Hokage's office later that afternoon, bored out of his mind. He'd been training with the Hiraishin all day, and once he'd finished the first stage, he stopped. One look at the next part, and he knew that there was no way that he be able to start on that without major help. With nothing left to do, Naruto decided to indulge one of Tsunade's favorite pass times. Naruto scooted the chair up to the desk, and laid down for a nap.
Nearly an hour later, Naruto felt someone enter the room, heard a thud, then felt the person leave promptly. Opening his eyes, he was greeted with a massive stack of paperwork, most related to the Jounin Trials. When he saw it, Naruto had jumped in fear. All of a sudden, he understood why all of the previous Hokages had feared this part of the job. With nothing better to do, Naruto started going over the paperwork, and found a good surprise. It was the paperwork for Lee to take the test as part of his team. 'Looks like Tsu-chan took care of that one for me. Now all I need to do is convince Sakura, and find a sponsor.' Creating a Kage Bunshin, Naruto quickly went through the stack, only skipping the clan issues, do to a severe lack of knowledge on the subject. Seeing that he was creating a new one, and that it was something a Hokage should know about anyway, Naruto made a mental note to learn about the workings of a clan.
It was getting dark by the time Naruto finished with his fiancé's work. Leaning back in the chair, he propped his feet on the table. Just as he was getting comfortable, Tsunade stormed in, a look of barely restrained fury on her face.
"I swear, I'm going to go Itachi on those damn Hyuuga." She growled. Looking up at her desk, she saw the blond sitting there watching her. "And just where the hell have you been all day?"
"Training, trying to find a sponsor and a team, and then here doing your work." Tsunade looked at the two piles of work. Taking a look at the in pile, she noticed that it was all clan crap. 'Great, just what I needed after dealing with arrogant Hyuuga for hours.'
"I'm definitely going to have to teach you about how clans work." Naruto gave her a smile, and beaconed her to him.
"You just don't like being bothered with them." Naruto said, grinning. She returned it with an evil smile of her own.
"Just wait till you become Hokage." She then got a thought. "You know, we're supposed to be keeping our relationship a secret for now; people are going to get suspicious if you spend all your time here."
"It's not my fault that I happen to have a special attachment to this office." Naruto said. "Two of my favorite people were stuck in here all day, and I have fond memories." He then gave a foxy smirk. "Besides, if anyone asks, I'll just tell them that I'm learning about my future job." Tsunade sighed.
"I guess I better get this done." Naruto pulled his busty lover into his lap, and wrapped his arms around her waist. Peering over her shoulder as she worked. She explained things to him as they went, and when she got to the last file half an hour later, he'd picked up quite a bit of information regarding clans, and how they're run. Tsunade let out a demonic growl, that had both Naruto and his inhabitant snickering. Kissing her on the neck, Naruto asked.
"What's wrong?" She held up the thick file in front of her, and Naruto could clearly make out the Hyuuga Clan Mark.
"I really don't feel like dealing with this." She said frustrated. "They're the only people in this village that can sound arrogant even in writing." Taking the folder from her hand, Naruto tossed it back on the desk.
"How 'bout we deal with the Sua Clan tomorrow?" Naruto asked, nuzzling her neck. "You deserve a break."
"Sua?" She asked in confusion. "What clan is that?" While she knew he was referring to the Hyuuga, she couldn't figure out what Sua meant.
"Yeah, Stick Up the Ass." Naruto answered. "Seems fitting, right?" Tsunade giggled. "Thanks by the way for getting Lee for me. Now all I have to do is convince Sakura, and find a sponsor." Turning so that she was sitting sideways, she kissed the corner of his mouth.
"Ask Shizune, she can be convinced, if she doesn't agree to do it anyway." Naruto gave her an asking look. Tsunade grabbed his crotch, and said. "Convinced." Naruto snorted in amusement.
"Do you really find the idea of me banging your assistant a turn on." Tsunade kissed him again.
"So long as it's not 'behind my back' kind of stuff, yeah." This confused Naruto.
"Behind your back?"
"What I mean, is sneaking around, trying to keep me from knowing that you two are getting it on." She explained. "Be honest with me, and you can fuck her all you like. Hell, nine times out of ten, I'll probably be joining you, unless I have some job related engagements that can't be put on hold."
"You know, I fall more in love with you, the more I find out about you." She gave him a pinch on his arm, before laying her head on his shoulder. She hadn't felt this carefree, and childish in years.
"Mmm, Naruto, you make me feel just like a girl again." Tsunade said, snuggling into Naruto further. "I remember one time, Dan and I..." Tsunade found herself abruptly cut off, when Naruto's finger pressed against her lip.
"Tsunade-chan, there's something that we need to talk about." Naruto said, seriously. They both had known that their relationship wasn't going to be sunshine and daisies all the time, but she wasn't expecting something this soon. "I know you don't mean anything by it, and you probably don't even realize you're doing it, but could you please stop comparing me to Dan. The way you keep bringing him up, it makes me feel sometimes, that you'd rather have him here, instead of me." Tsunade started at that. She hadn't realized it, but she had been mentioning her former lover a lot.
"I'm sorry, Naruto, I didn't realize. It's just, I've never been that close with anyone else, and many of the things that we've done were things Dan and I had joked about trying. I figured if I told you, you wouldn't think less of me for certain...suggestions." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Having been forced to read Ero-Sennin's novels, I don't think I could think any less of you than I do of him sometimes. As far as your suggestions, I honestly don't care where they came from. I love you, and your kinky side, so the origin means little to me. If you want to try something, then fine, you don't have to explain anything to me." Tsunade smiled. "Just like you told me, be honest. I don't mind trying new things, as long as nothing's going into my rear end." The blonde gave Naruto a lustful grin.
"Okay, I know you don't want to hear this, but I promise it's the last time." Naruto nodded. "When Dan and I were together, we'd talk about all kinds of stuff we'd do when he became Hokage. We had a whole list of things to do to christen his new office. There was one thing on that list, that I really wanted to try." Naruto nodded. Pointing to her Hokage robes, the hat, and her chair, she said. "Put them on, and have a seat."
Naruto sat in the chair, and was swiftly divested of his pants. Tsunade smiled, and gave him a saucy wink from her knees. She quickly removed her jacket, and top, much to Naruto's confusion. Without another word, Tsunade used her incredible bust to show him just how much she loved him.
"We have got to do this again when I become Hokage." Naruto said, slumped bonelessly in the Hokage's chair.
"Don't worry, we will, and a whole lot of other things." Tsunade said. Giving a fake salute to the heavens, Naruto said.
"Dan, I shall fulfill your quest, and properly Christen this office." Tsunade just rolled her eyes.
"That's nice, now let's go home. I want you to put me into a blissful slumber."
By the fifth day of waking with a headache, Naruto had gotten to the point that he could ignore it enough to think on a basic level. Slowly opening his eyes to greet the blaring sun, Naruto felt a small sting to his eyes that hadn't happened since he'd gotten control of his new senses. Before he had a chance to ponder the occurrence, albeit poorly given his condition, the stinging sensation was gone. Deciding to toss it to the back of his mind, he began taking in the rest of his surroundings. It was at this time he noticed the warm body laying nearly on top of his. Tsunade was draped across him, with nearly three quarters of her body lying on his. Her hair was undone, and covering her face. She was sleeping happily, with a satisfied look on her face, a bit of drool escaping her mouth. This would have been all well and good, but she was using his chest as a pillow, and that meant she was drooling on him. Not only that, but he noticed he was still lodged partially inside of her wet folds. Naruto couldn't help his perverted giggle, as the nights events came back to him. Naruto shook Tsunade to wake her, but got a groan in reply, and her snuggling even tighter. Raising his hand, Naruto swats her on the bottom. This action only causes her to moan, and grind her pelvis into his. Grabbing her plush bottom, Naruto slowly extracted himself from his lover.
"Hey, why'd you take it out? I was comfortable." Tsunade groaned, as she was awaken in a most depressing manner. Extending her senses, she stiffened. "Jiraiya, I'm going to kill you if you don't get out." Tsunade said, without opening her eyes. Much to Naruto's surprise, there was a shimmer as the old letch's peeping jutsu fell. "What are you doing here?"
"Just came to tell you that you were right." He said surprisingly seriously, given the view he had. "The Akatsuki has all but Naruto and the five tails. Thing is, it's disappeared, and no one knows where it is. I think they're going to start concentrating on Naruto soon."
"You know what to do." He nodded. "Stay safe, you here me. You may be a perverted pain in the ass, but you're one of the few people that I have left."
"I'll try, luckily I have a few safe leads." He then paused before leaving. "By the way, how did you know I was there?" He queried.
"I could feel your eyes on me, and it felt like I was being unwantingly fondled on my rear end." Jiraiya snickered, before his Clone poofed away. "As for you, put that thing back in, and give me something worth waking up for." Rolling on top of his soon-to-be wife, Naruto purred.
"Gladly." After which, he shoved his entire length inside Tsunade. Their noise was enough to wake up the village, though luckily Shizune put up a privacy jutsu the night before. Unfortunately, the bed knocking against her wall kind of negated that.
Breakfast that morning was an awkward affair for the young medic; having heard her mentor screaming things that one wouldn't expect from a Hokage- unless of course they knew Tsunade. The constant blush on Shizune's face was a point of focus for the teasing blondes. One comment, however, nearly rendered the lone dark-haired house member brain-dead.
"Don't worry Shizune, you'll get another shot at him." Tsunade teased. "Once this bloodline of his settles, we'll see about getting that cherry of yours popped." The resulting nosebleed launched the young woman backwards out of her chair.
"Well, at least it's not as bad as it was the other time." Naruto commented offhandedly. Standing, and kissing him goodbye, Tsunade left for work, and that taunting file sitting on her desk. A little over half an hour later, Naruto had finally gotten Shizune back in the land of consciousness. Another ten, and they were both headed out the door, Naruto to train, and Shizune to her shift at the hospital. Deciding to take Tsunade's advice, Naruto brooked the question.
"Hey, Shizune-chan, would you sponsor me for the Jounin Trials?" The girl looked at him like he was nuts.
"Are you serious?" He nodded. "But Naruto, those exams are extremely difficult. Are you sure you're ready?"
"Definitely sure." Naruto said confidently.
"I don't know, I should probably talk to Tsunade-sama about this." She said. While she was distracted, Naruto came up, and hugged her from behind. Squeezing tightly, he said.
"Pleeeaaase, I promise I'll make it up to ya." He pressed his crotch into her bum, and the woman went red in the face.
"O-okay, Naruto-kun, I'll sponsor you." Naruto gave her another squeeze, causing Shizune's breath to grow heavy.
"Thanks." He said, kissing her cheek.
"Eep," Shizune squealed. Naruto let her go, and ran out to the training grounds. Poor Shizune would be late for her shift, owing to the need for a little finger diddling.
At Training Ground 9, where Team 7 had taken to training, Sakura sat alone waiting for her teammates, one in particular. She'd been planning for days how she would approach Naruto about her feelings for him. The fact that she was falling for Naruto, was itself a conundrum. After all the time he'd spent chasing her over the years, now that he'd stopped actively pursuing her, she was the one with the crush. She remembered those few days ago, when she realized that Naruto was hot now, and that she wanted him. That certainly wasn't what she was expecting, and then when she'd seen him in the speedo, that had been her first major perverted nosebleed; she certainly didn't count her reaction to that stupid justu. In the back of her mind, she'd always figured he'd wear her down eventually, and that they'd end up together; she just hadn't planned on it being because she found him so attractive. She saw it as her saying yes just once, probably to get him to stop asking; then in true Naruto fashion, he'd do something unexpected that would sweep her off her feet.
"But no, he just had to get all hot, and ruin things." Sakura huffed, and missed the arrival of her teammate. "Plus he's late, and that's screwing with my plans even more." She muttered to herself.
"Hey, Sakura-chan, you okay?" Naruto asked.
"You're late Naruto." Sakura said, angrily. Naruto gave her a confused look, wondering why she was so angry.
"But Sakura-chan, it's only by twenty minutes. Yamato-sensei is on another mission, Sai is starting to take after the one eyed, lazy bum, and Kakashi won't be here for another hour at least." Sakura just huffed, and turned her back to him. Inside her head, Inner Sakura was screaming at her to stop wallowing, and ask him before she missed her chance. Deciding to listen to the entity, if only to shut it up, Sakura spoke up. "Ne, Naruto, I was wondering...would you like to go out with me sometime?" Naruto froze in shock. As his brain rebooted, he said the most intelligent thing he could say.
"Huh?" Sakura smiled, and blushed.
"I asked if you wanted to go out on a date with me, Naruto-kun." Naruto stuttered, until he was gratefully saved by Sai.
"Hey Dickless, Ugly." Thankful that he'd saved him from that awkward situation, Naruto let the comment slide, answering.
"Hey Sai." Much to the boy's confusion. Sakura predictably, turned her attention to Sai, and began ranting at him. Naruto was further saved by Kakashi, who'd decided to arrive early, who immediately got them started.
"Naruto, Sakura, I want to see how you're handling your new techniques, so you'll be sparring today." As the two Chuunin headed out to do battle, Sakura whispered.
"Just because I asked you out, doesn't mean I'll go easy on you, Naruto-kun." The only thing that prevented Naruto from flinching at the honorific, was the years of training from Ero-Sennin.
"Didn't expect you to." The two squared off, and stared hard, trying to find a weakness.
"You two can begin whenever you're ready." Kakashi said. That was all the okay they needed.
Sakura started off; reaching into her pouch, and snagging three shuriken. Taking aim, she let fly. Naruto ducked, while he loosed two of his own. Sakura jumped into the air, and let loose another volley. Naruto, spun to the side, and threw a kunai. Spinning to dodge, she grabbed the kunai out of the air, and charged. Drawing another kunai, Naruto parried Sakura's attack, and made a slice at her chest. She leant back to dodge, and turned it into a flip kick that caught Naruto square on the chin. Said blond disappeared in a puff of smoke. 'What, I didn't even see him make the hand seal.' Sakura was on alert, if he'd used a Kage Bunshin, there was no telling where he could be. Feeling out with her senses, she couldn't find him anywhere in the surrounding area. 'He's trying to pull a Kakashi, eh.' Calling on her chakra, she let go a monstrous punch, with a cry of.
"Cha!" Sakura's fist impacted the ground, with a loud boom. The ground beneath her fist crumbled to reveal...nothing. 'Huh? Where is he?'
"Looking for something?" Naruto asked, leaning up against a tree. Outwardly, he was relaxed, but inside, Naruto was shivering. 'She really isn't pulling punches this time.' Creating a half ram seal, six more Naruto's appeared. At an unseen signal, all of them attacked. Not taking any chances, Sakura sped through handseals.
"Sakura Tonsou!" Before his very eyes, Sakura vanished in a shower of Sakura petals. Naruto grinned; now things were getting interesting. Naruto dispelled his clones, and reached out with his senses.
Up in a tree, Sakura was trying to find a way to get the upper hand. That Genjutsu would only last so long, and was purely for escape purposes. She couldn't use Bunshin, because he'd just counter with Kage Bunshin, and have even more of an advantage. She had her strength, but she had to get close enough to use it. That would only last for a few seconds, as Naruto had a more effective close range arsenal as well. 'That's it!' She thought. 'Most of Naruto's best techniques are point blank techniques, so if I hit him from a distance, and then move in when he's distracted, then I can win.' Flashing through another set of handseals, Sakura whispered out the name of her jutsu. The only indication that the jutsu had activated, was the small cyclone of leaves that blew from a pair of trees.
Naruto was thinking to himself, how he was going to find Sakura. She was hiding her chakra signature, and wherever she was hiding was masking her scent from even his nose. Feeling the unnatural breeze, and seeing the leaves blow south, Naruto immediately knew something was fishy. The wind had been an Easterly breeze all day, for it to suddenly change, it must be a Genjutsu. Naruto was proven correct, when he looked at his hand, and saw it dissolving into Sakura petals. Bringing his other hand up to perform a Genjutsu Kai, he found it didn't work.
Sakura sat watching Naruto try and dispel the Genjutsu to no avail. It was a specialty creation of Kurenai's, that was immune to normal methods of dispelling; even the Sharingan and the Byakugan couldn't see through it. Both Hinata and Kakashi had been test subjects, although the latter had been forced.
'Thank you Kurenai-sensei.' Sakura smirked. 'He's done, now it's time to strike.'
Naruto was growing frustrated. He'd lost one whole arm, and was about eleven inches from losing the other one. He had to get rid of this thing fast, or he'd be toast. Almost as if she heard him, Naruto felt a rumbling inside his belly. A second later, a searing sensation ripped through his eyes. Naruto shut his eyes, and tried to will the pain away, but to no avail. When the sting had dulled to an ache, Naruto rubbed his slightly sore eyes with his hands. 'Wait a minute, my hands?' Looking down, Naruto saw a sight that both amazed and baffled him. He could once again see his arms, and hands, but he could also see the affects of the Genjutsu superimposed over them. It was like he could see both reality, and the jutsu at the same time.
Seeing Naruto looking at his arms in curiosity, Sakura cursed 'Kuso, leave it to Naruto to find a counter to a jutsu that has none.' Inner Sakura raged as well. 'I bet it's got something to do with that damn fox.' Sakura agreed.'I better act fast, before I lose my chance.' A long sequence of seals later, Sakura took a deep breath.
"Katon: Karyuu Endan!"
Naruto felt the chakra spike, half a second before he heard the voice. Then next thing he knew, there was a massive flaming dragon headed his way. Naruto reacted on instinct, and muscle memory.
"Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu!" It was a testament to the power and potency of his chakra, and the sheer amount of energy he had. Pulling water from a stream over a mile away, Sakura's fire dragon was intercepted by Naruto's water dragon, a mere five feet away. Naruto stood there blinking, staring blankly at the spot where the two jutsu had collided. 'When the hell had she learned that?' Trying to capitalize on the distraction, Sakura made the tiger seal. The leftover steam and water began to condense, and become a thick mist that blanketed the area. Wasting no time, Sakura Shunshin'd to where Naruto was, and delivered a chakra powered kick to his head...or she would have, had she not been fighting someone with such a high wind affinity. Making a ram seal, the wind around Naruto picked up into a swirling vortex, as soon as the mist started forming. By the time Sakura made her move, the mist had been blown away. Naruto ducked the kick, and placing his own fingers in the tiger seal, he used a jutsu he'd used on Gaara many years ago...only without kunai. Sakura screamed bloody murder, as Naruto thrust his chakra covered fingers forward.
"Sennin Goroshi!" The blond yelled. 'She's not the only one who knows that chakra trick.' Naruto thought as the girl flew away.
Sakura would never admit it, but Naruto jamming his fingers into her rectum, was one of the most erotic experiences of her life to that point. She was just glad that, like Naruto, she'd landed in a stream.
Highly amused at the ending to the spar, Kakashi pit Naruto against Sai, while he went to retrieve Sakura.
The next couple days were lazy days for Naruto. He woke up with the usual headache, the first day, but he also felt as if he weighed twice as heavy as he normally did. Naruto's eyes unfocused.
"Okay, any particular reason why I feel like someone put Lee's weights on me?" Naruto asked, leaning against the cage. Kyuubi sidled up, and stood right in front of him, wrapping her arms around his waist.
"Part of your bloodline, sweet." One of Kyuubi's tails came up to lovingly caress his cheek. "I had to make some changes to your body to handle my chakra when I'm gone." Naruto blushed, when he felt another appendage inch up his leg, until it was rubbing his crotch. "Right now, I'm able to regulate the use of my chakra, to keep it from poisoning you. Once I'm gone your body will need to be able to stand up to it on its own. I've enhanced your muscles, organs, and your chakra system to resemble that of a youkai." Naruto made to protest, but was cut off by a kiss. "You are still human, Naruto-kun, but you will be able to use my chakra now, with the efficiency of a demon. Unfortunately, as a result of making your bones denser, it also added several kilos of body weight." Kyuubi then gave him a playful pout. "Now how come you don't come see me anymore Naruto-kun? Don't you love me anymore?" Naruto gave a mock glare to the vixen.
"You know how much I love Tsunade-chan, Kyuubi-chan." Naruto said. "I couldn't do that to her."
"Ohh fine, but I'm going to have you again before I leave for good, even if I have to drag her down here too." Kyuubi muttered.
"What was that?" Naruto asked.
"I said, that it didn't have to be about that, I'd still like to see you." Naruto nodded. Just as he was about to leave, Kyuubi wrapped all of her free tails around him, and pulled him flush against her. Moving quickly, she crushed her lips to his, and ground into his pelvis. As soon as she heard his groan, she let him go, and he was gone.
By the time he'd gotten out of the bed, Tsunade had decided he was going to stay at home. Her order was only reinforced, when Naruto tripped over a rug, and left a small crater in the floor. It took a substantial amount of threats involving bodily harm, and the denial of certain womanly bits for Naruto to agree to take it easy.
Naruto tried to take the day off, he really did; but ask anybody with that kind of energy, and they'll tell you that it's pretty damn boring. By the time lunch came around, Naruto was restless, and had to get out of the house. He figured that he'd have to take the street way, because he still wasn't used to being so heavy. He'd had experience with things like this, yes- the old pervert had put seals on him to help his speed- but he still wasn't used to sudden influxes of weight. After a quick meal at Ichiraku's, where he bent the stool, Naruto snuck to the training grounds, via the alleys of the village. After a few hours of training, Naruto found himself lying in a massive crater, completely physically exhausted, but having barely tapped his massive chakra reserves. This is how Sakura found him, having arrived for a little afternoon training herself. The entire village was gifted to the sight of Sakura dragging a complaining, pouting Naruto, by his collar, to the hospital. The small fissure trailing from the training grounds, to said building, would be a reminder for several days of the hilarious event. When he'd been given a room, he was horrified to find that not only was Sakura assigned his healing duties, but Ino- who was a part time medic- as well. The horror wasn't in the healing that he received, no, it was who was giving it. Having to strip down to one's boxers in front of those two, was not a good thing, especially in his case. His fear only increased at the, supposedly inconspicuous, lustful looks the two were giving him. This was compounded even more by the menacing glares that Sakura was also sending Ino behind her back, for the blonde's lustful looks at him.
It would take a couple days before he got used to the extra weight enough that it didn't effect his normal functions, and nearly a week, before it didn't effect his fighting ability.
The day after, the only thing of real note to happen, was the massive primal aura that came to him. The plus side, it made women weak to resist him. The negative, they turned into virtual fangirls. With all of the blushing, stuttering, and fainting, it was like every female he encountered had turned into a twelve year old Hinata. He'd known that the members of his clan would have a highly seductive air about them, hell the Kyuubi was practically sex incarnate, but this was ridiculous. The major grace of the day, was that Tsunade seemed unaffected. She just remarked that he smelled really good.
The biggest letdown for Naruto that day, was that he was forbidden by everyone around him from training. He was used to ignoring things like that, but when all of his precious people agreed that it was in his best interests, he felt it important to pay attention.
Said letdown did have it's advantages and disadvantages. The major advantages, were that he got to spend the day with Tsunade, really learning how to be the Hokage; and during Sakura's lunch meeting with Tsunade, Naruto was able to use the aura to convince her to join the Jounin trials, with he and Lee. The huge disadvantage, was that Tsunade kept summoning the village's kunoichi to the office, and placing bets with an invisible Jiraiya on how the women would react.
While Naruto had mixed feelings about the aura, and the days events, Tsunade had nothing but good things to say about it. It was amazing how the toughest Anbu in the Corps., broke down like a giggling schoolgirl. She took great pleasure in summoning her kunoichi, just to see them act all silly because of Naruto's aura. She especially enjoyed the Inuzuka responses to the aura, at least until Hana tried to molest Naruto right there in the office. She'd even gotten a kick out of Elder Koharu's response to the aura; though she felt bad, because Naruto was duly traumatized by the event. Naruto finally learned to turn it off by mid-afternoon, but by then Tsunade had enough blackmail material to have absolute control over the village, should the issue ever come up.
As far as Naruto's theory that Tsunade hadn't been affected...let's just say he was a little off. She showed him just how much she'd been affected once they got home. This resulted in another sleepless night for poor Shizune, though she did finally get her cherry popped.
The second to last day of the 'Great Bloodline Adventure', Naruto spent dodging girls; well three girls in particular. It started with the usual morning routine, however there was someone waiting for him at the training grounds when he got there. It wasn't his teammate Sakura, who was normally the first one there; she had an early shift at the hospital, and wouldn't join them till after lunch. Nor was it any of his male teammates, who came or didn't, but were always late. 'Damn Kakashi-sensei rubbing off on Sai and Yamato-sensei.' Judging from the shoulder length, navy hair, and voluptuous figure, it could be no one other than Hinata. The oversized coat was also a dead giveaway. No matter how much confidence the girl had gained, some things just didn't change.
"Hey, Hinata-chan." The girl started, then turned to face him. The bright red face, of the normally pale girl, was proof that some things stayed the same. "You looking for Sakura?" Hinata shook her head.
"N-no, I was l-looking for y-y-y-you." Naruto stopped barely three feet in front of her.
"Me, really?" Naruto asked confused. She nodded.
"I-I wanted to t-tell you something." Mustering all of her courage, she began. "I...I...l-lo..." Pausing, she started again. "I w-want to t-tell you that I...I l-l..." She began panicking, and pressing her fingers together.
"It's okay Hinata-chan, take your time." He said. "Remember, you can tell me anything." She gave a sharp nod, and once again, pulled together her muster. Hinata knew she wouldn't be able to tell him how she felt, it was the one thing from her youth that she couldn't shed. Forgoing her oral confession, she chose to just show him how she felt. Leaping into his arms, she pressed her lips to his, and wrapped her arms around his neck. Kakashi took this time to arrive for training.
"I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" The Jounin asked. Jumping away, Hinata turned bright red, and fled the scene. Inwardly, Naruto was relieved; he didn't have any experience turning girls down, and he didn't want to hurt Hinata. If he did, then not only would he have to worry about Kiba, Shino, and Neji, but Hinata might take her newfound confidence, and hurt him herself.
"No Kakashi-sensei, let's just get started." And so began the days training.
Just after noon, Sakura joined them with a bag over her shoulder; fresh from the hospital, and still in her hospital uniform. Seeing her, Naruto blushed, thinking about the last time he'd seen a woman in that uniform; he really loved playing doctor with Tsunade that day. Sakura, seeing Naruto, blushed as well, wrongly assuming that she was the cause of his blush. Naruto quickly got his wayward thoughts under control; thinking about Tsunade in the nurse uniforms, was a distraction he didn't need while training. After taking a minute in the forest to change, she came back out, ready to go.
"Ahh, Sakura," Kakashi said. "You're just in time...for lunch." The girl face dropped, as Naruto and Kakashi started eating.
Later that evening, a sweaty Naruto invited his teammates to eat with him at Ichiraku's. As the trio headed away from the training grounds, Naruto started complaining that they never did any real training for actual fights. Rolling her eyes, she followed the two. Walking next to Naruto, her eyes drifted down, and she couldn't help thinking. 'What I wouldn't give to have the Byakugan right now. I bet that's why Hinata was always blushing and fainting.' Sakura was then rocked by the mornings events.
"So Naruto, care to explain the scene I stumbled upon this morning?" Naruto glared at Kakashi's question.
"It was nothing, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said.
"I don't know." Kakashi retorted. "I wouldn't call a lip-lock like that, nothing." Sakura started. 'Oh no, Hinata's actually making a move. Now I have to step up my game, I can't compete with a body like hers.' Raising an eyebrow in curiosity, Kakashi asked.
"Something the matter, Sakura?" Adopting her normal tone, she growled.
"No, just hoping Naruto isn't taking advantage of her." She said, looking directly at him. "Everyone knows she's had a crush on you for ages." Naruto sighed.
"I'd thank you not to remind how stupid I was." Naruto said sourly. When the trio arrived at Ichiraku's, they were surprised to find all of Team 10 there; even Ino, who always claimed that ramen was fattening. As luck, or bad luck depending on who you were, would have it, Naruto ended up on the stool between Ino and Sakura.
"Hi, Naruto-kun." Ino called. All of the males in the room blinked in confusion. Since when had Ino started calling Naruto, kun? At Sakura's glare, and Ino's smirk, Naruto knew his ramen experience for the evening would be ruined.
"Kuso!" He muttered under his breath. "Five Misos please." Kakashi's eyes went wide; Naruto never ordered more than three bowls at a time. Something was going on, and he was curious what. He lifted his headband so that his Sharingan was just barely visible. He knew that whatever was about to happen, he wanted committed to memory.
Leaning onto her hands, Ino gave Naruto a sultry look, and asked.
"So Naruto-kun, how's your training going?" On his other side, Sakura was fuming.
"It's going fine, you?" He asked hesitantly. He didn't want to seem like he was giving her any kind of green light.
"Well, I think that our newest formation is our best one yet." Ino called. Naruto mostly ignored her diatribe, while he ate quickly. He quickly called for three more, and decided to stop at eight bowls. Just as he was sucking down the broth of his last bowl, his worst fears for the night were realized. "So I was wondering, would you like go out sometime?" Sakura had finally had enough.
"No, he wouldn't like to go out with you, because he's taken." Both Naruto and Kakashi thought that she was referring to the Hinata incident of that morning, and Naruto was perfectly happy with letting her think that for the time being, but sadly, some cosmic being just felt like screwing with him. "I already asked him." Ino just snorted.
"Just because you asked him, doesn't mean that he's taken." Ino answered. "You were always asking Sasuke-teme, and he was never taken." Again, the males of the group were shocked at how she'd addressed her former crush. "Besides, why would he pick you, when he could have me?" Amongst the sheer confusion of the men, the lone female not vying for Naruto's attention, Ayame, seemed to be the only one that knew what was happening, and expecting the events. 'I always knew it would come to this, only I thought it would be the white eyed girl against pinky. Given their personalities, this should prove far more entertaining.' Propping her elbows on the counter, she leaned on her hands, wishing she had some popcorn. At least she was until her husband ordered another bowl.
"You were never interested in him before, why now, piggy?" Sakura growled.
"I could say the same to you, forehead." The two argued back and forth over Naruto for several minutes, before Sakura got the brilliant idea of including Naruto.
"Fine, then let's just ask Naruto what he thinks." Huffing, Ino said.
"Fine, Naruto-kun can decide." Giving him her sultriest smile, she asked. "So who do you want, Naruto? Would you rather have the girl with the flat chest, flat butt, and massive forehead, that used to beat you up for asking her out? Or would you rather have the girl with the fuller figure?" Shikamaru was going to mention that Hinata, who had liked Naruto far longer that either of them, had a much fuller figure than either of them, but a hand on the shoulder, and a shake of the head from Chouji stalled his comment. The look on his chubby friend's face clearly said that this wasn't the time for sarcasm. Taunting them in this state could result in severe bodily harm.
"Um...uh." Naruto stuttered.
"Yeah Naruto, who would you rather have? A girl who never gave you a second thought, until she found out about..." Her eyes lowered below his waist; her blush sending the message loud and clear. "Or someone who really cares for you?"
"I...uh." The look both girls were giving him plainly said that he better make the right choice. Naruto, being the person he was, took the manly way out of this situation...he panicked, and tried to bolt. Unfortunately, both girls noticed this, and reached for him, sending him into a further panic. Just before the two girls could get their claws into him, Kami took pity on the blond, and Naruto vanished in a flash of yellow. Nine jaws hit the floor simultaneously. Ayame who'd been bringing Chouji's next bowl out, let the bowl slide from her fingers in shock. Neither her husband, Chouji, nor her father, Teuchi seemed to mind; their eyes were still glued to the spot Naruto had disappeared from. Kakashi was the first to recover, and turned to Teuchi.
"Did he just..."
"Yeah," The man said.
"Yeah," Kakashi sighed.
"Hmm, looks like we've just witnessed history." Kakashi said proudly. "The day that the Naruto succeeds his father as Konoha's Yellow Flash." The two old ladies who were always frequenting the ramen stand, just to whisper about him, promptly fainted at the news.
In her office, Tsunade was pouring over some old files. The file in particular that she had, was the one belonging to her immediate predecessor for her position. She'd told Naruto that she'd help him with his Hiraishin problem, and figured that maybe she could find some notes on it in Minato's file. Sure enough, she had found the original notes for the jutsu, as well as a fairly detailed drawing of the very kunai that he'd used for his jutsu. All of a sudden, Naruto appeared in front of her in a golden flash. Tsunade's eyes widened, as she realized what he'd done.
"You just performed a successful Hiraishin." She said, kissing him. "Do you remember how you did it?" Naruto shook his head.
"I don't know what happened, I was panicking. I only remember wanting to get away as fast as possible." As he told her about what had happened that day, starting with Hinata's confession, all the way to Sakura and Ino's inquisition, she slumped heavily into her chair.
"I had wanted to wait a little while longer for this, but it looks like that isn't an option anymore." Looking Naurto in the eye, she said. "We have to tell the village. Revealing our relationship is the only way that you'll ever get those two to leave you alone." She then smirked. "I'm starting to think they're part of the reason that Uchiha left."
Taking his hand, Tsunade stood, and pulled Naruto from her office. Snagging Shizune along the way, she led them down a corridor, through a door, and to the end of the hall. Opening the door, the trio interrupted the elders.
"We would like to be wed." Tsunade said.
"Yes, we know of this Hokage-sama." Koharu said, with a grin.
"No, I mean we want to get this done now." Everyone but Tsunade looked shocked.
"So soon, I thought you were going to wait until you retired." Danzo asked.
"What's wrong, did I through off your plans?" Danzo just glared; for the huge breasted bitch had.
"I don't know what plans you're referring to, just reminding you of your own words." The elder said a little too smoothly.
"Yes, two weeks ago that was the plan. As it stands, there are too many little girls trying to seduce my fiancé, and I wish to put a stop to it, without putting someone in the hospital." Koharu smirked. Tsunade had always been protective of her lovers. She remembered how the young woman had done just that the first time she was that young, and she'd been seeing Dan.
"Very well, do you have witnesses?" Homura asked.
"I figured that one of you, along with Shizune would do it." The Elders nodded. Glaring at the bandaged man, Tsunade asked in a falsely sweet voice.
"Would you be so kind as to excuse us, Danzo?" Standing, the man replied.
"As you wish." Once he'd left, the ceremony began.
It took less than ten minutes for the pair to be wed; and it took a great deal of effort, to keep their first kiss as a married couple modest enough for mixed company. Koharu agreed to send the village wide memo out that very evening. Once they'd returned to Tsunade's office, they both began to study the notes that Tsunade had found in the file. That night, the two went home, and made love for the first time as a married couple.
Almost as soon as he fell asleep, Naruto found himself in front of Kyuubi's cage. Sliding between the bars of the cage, Naruto sought out the vixen. He found her sitting in front of a life-sized poster of his silhouette.
"Hey, Naruto-kun, I'm almost done." She said. Turning she asked. "Is there anything that you want to be bloodline specific?"
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"I mean, what do you want to be only available when the bloodline is active?" She said. "Like how the Sharingan can only copy when it's activated."
"Oh, um, just the Genjutsu thing. It would be awkward if Tsunade-chan was trying something special, and it was ruined because I could see right through it."
"Gotcha, that's all I needed for now." Kyuubi said. "Back to the land of dreams with you."
The next morning, Naruto woke up to find his wife missing. His curiosity was answered, when he saw the lump in the sheets. He had to hold back a groan, when he felt a hand grip his morning wood. Said moan was snatched from his throat, when he felt a mouth surround it. Looking under the covers, Naruto found the bobbing head of his wife. As Naruto's hand found it's way into her hair, he knew that they'd be late getting started.
About an hour later, both Naruto and Tsunade were sitting in the mission office. On their way, both Naruto and Tsunade received looks of jealousy and contempt. While there were certainly people that didn't approve, because of their hatred of Naruto, most were envious of either blonde's position. After a while, they'd taken to the rooftops to get away from the looks.
Assembled before them were the shinobi of the village. After explaining the situation, while omitting things that were none of their business, most of the shinobi shrugged, and left. A new Konoha bloodline would only make them stronger. When it was only the rookies, their sensei, Anko, and Iruka, that's when the real debates began. The Hokage knew that some things would be said, that Naruto shouldn't be forced to hear, so she made a wise suggestion.
"Naruto, take the boys to my office, and answer any questions they have." As Naruto led the males out, Sakura began grumbling to herself.
"Why her?" Sakura mumbled. "It should have been me." Unfortunately, in a silent room full of ninja, it really didn't matter. They all heard her as if she'd said it aloud.
"What was that, Sakura?" Tsunade asked. Emboldened by her frustration, she spat.
"Why you, and not someone his own age?" Sakura said angrily. Needless to say, there were a few disgruntled kunoichi who'd been planning to try and catch the blonde's attention. Hinata, Ino, and Sakura were especially put out. Sakura, especially, just couldn't get over Naruto and Tsunade's relationship, the new bloodline, and the fact that it wasn't her that would be helping to carry it on.
"I'll have you know, that physically, I'm no older than any of you." Tsunade answered back. Tsunade then gave the girl a knowing smirk. "Tell me Sakura, if Uchiha were still here, would we even be having this conversation?" She then addressed Ino. "Before you found out how big his dick was, would any of you have even given him a second look?" They all knew that they wouldn't. "With the exception of Hinata, no one even had Naruto on their radar as boyfriend potential. For that reason alone, none of you are really deserving of being the maternal progenitor of Konoha's newest bloodline clan. I was chosen by Kyuubi herself to be his mate, because none of you gave him a chance; though I can't really complain. The way I see it, if you really wanted him, then you shouldn't have waited so long to give him a chance." Taking on a lecherous grin, Anko asks the question most of the older, or at least more mature women want to know.
"So how's the gaki in the sack?" Tsunade rolls her eyes. "Come on, we want to know if that unnatural stamina of his, extends to the bedroom." Before she could answer either way, Shizune spoke up.
"Yes, it does." She said with a false glare. "And it's pure torture for the person who has to listen to those two go on and on, all...night...long." The entire time, she was looking at Sakura and Ino, slightly enjoying the defeated look on their faces. She also made sure to emphasize the last three words.
"Enough bragging on my husband, you all have jobs to do." She looked pointedly at Sakura. "I hope this won't make things awkward for you two." Giving a sad smile, Sakura shook her head. She'd had her chance, and she rejected him. Hinata on the other hand looked absolutely destroyed. Tsunade could only sigh.
"Dismissed." She said. "Hinata, you stay behind." The timid girl sat back down, wondering how else the Hokage planned to destroy her life. "You're not in trouble, Hinata, calm down." The girl only relaxed somewhat. "The reason I asked you to stay behind, is because I want to address the issue of your crush on Naruto." The girl paled. "Everyone but Naruto knew of your feelings for him, even the Kyuubi. The reason that she chose me instead of you, was that Naruto needed someone as bull headed as he is to keep him in line. The fox didn't feel you'd be able to do what needed to be done." The girl gave a sad sigh, but resigned herself to finding another treasure like Naruto; even as impossible as that was. She was therefore startled when the blonde asked. "I want to know, what it's going to take for you to get over that crush?"
"Ano..." The girl started, before blushing. Tsunade gave a frustrated sigh.
"I thought so." She said. "Okay, let's set some ground rules. I'm not promising anything, but I need to think about it."
The guys conversation had taken on a whole different direction.
"So you mean that she's basically, like, twenty again." Kiba asked.
"Yeah, she's physically the same age as us, although she still has all her knowledge and experience of her 50+ year old self."
"Man Naruto, you're one lucky bastard." Kiba said with a whistle. "How did you manage that one?" Kakashi, who had been mostly ignoring the conversation, perked up at this.
"Yes, I'm sure we'd all like to know about that." Naruto smirked.
"Technically she was set up." Naruto said to their shock. "I know what we said about the Kyuubi arranging things with Tsunade-chan about a bloodline if she became my mate, but initially she was tricked into it."
"Exactly how did the Hokage get tricked into being with you?" Neji asked. It just didn't make any sense.
"Well, you all know that Tsunade's always had a soft spot for me; almost like a surrogate mother figure." Everyone nodded. "Well the furball, who has a super hot human form by the way, played on those feelings. She was threatening to withhold certain abilities that I was privy to with her being sealed in me; like the fast healing and durability. She knew that Tsunade wouldn't allow me to become that vulnerable, especially to the Akatsuki, so she used that as leverage to get what she wanted. In the end, Kyuubi-chan agreed to make Tsunade-chan young again, and turn all of those attributes into a bloodline if Tsunade agreed. One thing led to another, and here we are."
"I guess my dad was right." Shikamaru said. "Even the roughest woman is tender to the guy she loves."
"I just want to know, if this is going to affect her job any." Kakashi said.
"So far as I can tell, it's only been positive." Naruto replied.
"So far, but what happens when she gets pregnant?" Kakashi asked. "I know you two aren't not going to do it."
"We'll deal with that when it comes, but that's what I'm being trained for, remember."
A little later, when the pain subsides, Naruto realizes that he knows things. What's strange, is that many of these things he never remembered learning, and there were even a few things, that were bits of knowledge that know human should know. Pushing that to the back of his mind for now, he retrieved the notes on his father's jutsu, and resumed work.
That night while the newlyweds were making love for the second time as a married couple, they felt a tug at the backs of their minds. They duly ignored it in favor of their own intimate explorations. Before long they felt a more urgent tug, but still they ignored it. When finally they'd made a sufficient mess of the linen, they relaxed in to some kissing, and light cuddling. In their relaxed states, Kyuubi struck. As Naruto and Tsunade kissed, they felt a strong pull in the backs of their minds, before everything went dark. When the darkness went away, they found themselves in front of the Kyuubi's cage.
"Geez, the things a girl has to do to get your attention." Kyuubi said frowning. "Once you two start thinking about sex, everything else just disappears."
"What the hell are we doing here again? You said the last time we were here, that you wouldn't call us down here anymore." Tsunade raged. "Not only that, but I have a bone to pick with you about what you did to me."
"What did I do?" Kyuubi asked.
"You made me a whore, that's what. If anyone were to see half the things I let Naruto do to me, then I'd never command the respect that I did. Your chakra turned me into some kind of brothel girl."
"Hey Missy, I didn't give you any new personality traits," Kyuubi said. "My chakra only enhanced feelings and traits that were already there. You should be thanking me, as much as you two have been going at it, you should have been pregnant at least five times by now. Luckily for you, my chakra is preventing that, at least until the bloodline is done."
"Kuso, you mean that perv was right about me?" When she got twin looks of 'der', she explained. "Jiraiya once told me that the only reason I was such a bitch to him about his perversions, is because I was compensating for suppressing my own urges. He said that if I were to let go, I'd probably be one of the biggest pervs on the planet, with a sex drive to match." She then froze. "Oh my god, that means that I've always been somewhat attracted to Shizune, and that it wasn't just because of you."
"I guess this would be a bad time to tell you, you're liable to be having triplets any time you do get knocked up."
"What, how?" Tsunade said panicked.
"Well, foxes usually have five kits a litter, and humans one. That averages out to about three, right." Tsunade gave a frustrated sigh at another bomb to be dropped on her.
"Ne, Kyuubi-chan," Have you ever seen a demon blush? "What are we doing here? Not that I don't like seeing you in this form, and if Tsunade's recent confession means anything, she may as well."
"Well, come tomorrow, everything will be finished. Your new bloodline will be complete, and I will be gone, completely absorbed."
"Can we get to the point, please?" Tsunade said, having a feeling where this was going. If that little hussy wanted to have her permission to bang Naruto, she had another thing coming. 'Then again, if she wanted Naruto, she could have just brought him, and not me. What the hell is going on here?'
"Sorry love, but this is hard to word." Kyuubi explained. "I was kinda hoping, that my two favorite humans wouldn't mind giving a girl a proper send off."
"Proper send off?" Naruto asked. Kyuubi's answer was in the form of her Kimono falling to the floor. Naruto looked at Tsunade with questioning eyes. She could tell deep down that Naruto wanted to, despite what he'd say; hell what guy wouldn't. She was also aware, that deep down she was just a bit curious.
"Oh what the hell, it's not like anyone will find out."
I'm sorry to interrupt the story, but I just can't to do this lemon. I could not, and likely would not, do it justice, and make it the wondrous nosebleed creator that it should be. If someone wants to give it a shot, then send it along, and I'll re-post, and give you credit for it. I hope that those who were hoping to see this can forgive me. My suggestion, use your imagination, and think of the raunchiest things two girls and a guy, with their unique abilities, can do together.
After Tsunade had lost consciousness, fallen asleep, and left the mindscape, Kyuubi and Naruto made love one last time; her asking him to do it like he would Tsunade. In the end, both had one of the greatest orgasms they'd ever experienced; and simultaneously to boot. Afterwards, Kyuubi's body turns red, and transforms into chakra, and is absorbed into him. In the real world, Naruto wakes up, and finds that for the first time in ten days, his head wasn't throbbing. In the back of his mind, he heard a soft voice say.
"Thank you, kit," And then he could feel the presence of the Kyuubi disappearing for good. "Oh, and you'll both need to redo the mate mark, since both of you have aspects of this bloodline that won't be shared otherwise." Then there was nothing except this empty feeling where she used to be. As odd as it sounds, Naruto was already starting to miss her.
Shaking his head, Naruto brings himself back to the present. He'd awaken over an hour ago, and had wasted enough time pondering the past. Though he had to admit, the last two weeks really had been crazy. Looking down on the still glistening body of his fiancé, he was glad to put the past behind him. Looking at the clock, Naruto found that he'd awaken several hours before anyone in the house normally awoke. He was still hard as a rock, but he didn't want to wake Tsunade just for that. Taking the option of toughing it out, Naruto cuddled up to his sleeping wife, and spooned against her back. His massively, rigid rod pressed into her backside, causing the woman to grumble.
"Mmm, you're still not done yet." She groaned. "I'm too tired right now."
"It's okay, baby." Naruto said. "I'm not trying to wake you up or anything. You know I'd wait for you."
"Hn, no need to suffer on my account." She said groggily. Raising her voice, she called out. "Shizune!" The younger, or is it older now, medic stumbled into the room a moment later.
"What is it My Lady, what's wrong?" Shizune said fearfully. The last time her Mistress had summoned her like that, Naruto had been rushed to the hospital. She felt a trickle of blood come out at the thought of how that title could mean so much more now. She almost face-faulted when Tsunade spoke up.
"Naruto's hard as a rock, and I'm too exhausted to keep going." The buxom blonde stated. "Take care of him for me will you." Both of the other occupants were stunned.
"Ts-Tsunade-sama?" Shizune said.
"Did you, or did you not, want in on this?" Tsunade asked grumpily. Shizune noticed that she was starting to wake up, and that she was not in such a good mood this time.
"I did." Beaconing to Naruto, she said. "Come on, before she wakes completely up." As the pair trudged to Shizune's room, the medic thought. 'First she pawns her duties off on me at work, now she does it at home.' She took a sideways glance at the massively protruding rod that was about to be stuffed into her. 'Though the home duties do come with an advantage.'
After putting Shizune to sleep, Naruto crept back to the room he now shared with Tsunade. He climbed in just in time for her to roll over, and wrap her arm around him.
When he awoke again, it was to bright sunlight, and the extreme pleasure that he'd awaken to the day before. 'Ugh, a guy could get used to this.' Naruto thought as he groaned. 'Her technique is a little off, but it's still so good.' He stroked his hand through her hair, causing her to look up at him.
Cupping her chin in his hand, Naruto brought her lips to his, and kissed her hungrily. Lips and tongues came together in a fit of passion, that was already steaming the windows. Naruto brought his hand up to cup her breast, and the other went down to caress her bottom. Naruto moaned into the kiss, when Tsunade started to gyrate her hips. Naruto's hand stalled to squeeze the plump cheek it held. Tsunade gasped into the kiss this time, and began grinding even harder into him. When Naruto began to harden underneath her, their moaning became even louder. Their breaths grew heavier, and Naruto's eyes started bleeding into red.
"Mate," He growled lustfully.
"Mmm," Tsunade replied just as huskily. Reaching between them, Tsunade lined herself up, and sunk down onto him.
"Ugh," Naruto grunted. "So tight." Naruto's hands gripped her cheeks, and thrust up into her wet depths slowly. Tsunade gasped at the fullness, as she rolled her hips on top of him. Before too long, Naruto was speeding up his thrusts, to match the fevered pace that his wife was riding him with.
"Uh, Naruto-kun." Tsunade screamed. "I'm...going...to...AAAHHHH!" The woman on top of him convulsed, and shivered as her orgasm crashed over her.
"Tsu...nade..chan" Naruto growled, as his seed burst forth. As the two settled down from their orgasmic bliss, an indignant snort sounded from the door.
"Kami Shizune, if you were that hard up, all you had to do was ask." Naruto's eyes went wide at Tsunade's voice. He looked at the woman on top of him, just as the Henge fell, revealing the dark haired medic.
"Sh-Shizune?" She blushed heavily.
"I'm sorry, Naruto-kun, I just..." Tsunade interrupted her.
"Oh shut up, and stop apologizing." Tsunade said firmly. "Just remember what I told you before. So long as you don't try to hide it I don't mind." Naruto looked gob-smacked.
"You really don't mind?" Naruto asked.
"That girl has been with me for over fifteen years. As much as she's had to deal with, especially when I had a little too much to drink, it's the least I could do." Tossing her husband a sultry smile. "As for you, she's the only other woman I want you with. Got me?" Naruto nodded. "Now if you're done, I'd like to spend some time with my husband. Not to mention, you have an early shift." Shizune bolted after looking at the clock. Leaning over to stroke the tent in the sheets, she gave Naruto a clear view of her bountiful cleavage.
"Now that we're alone, let's have some fun shall we."
"What about the village, and all that paperwork?" Naruto asked.
"Kage Bunshin is a very useful jutsu." She said, standing back up. Tsunade shed her jacket, causing her boobs to bounce a bit. Seeing Naruto watching intently, she started moving slowly, and more sensually. With a show in mind, she slowly slid her pants down to her ankles. Stepping one foot out, she twirled the other until her pants were wrapped around it, then kicked them off in Naruto's direction. Lifting her right leg, and placing her foot on the bed, Naruto could see that she still had her heeled sandals on. Placing her hands on either side of her thigh as a starting point, she slowly trailed them down her legs. Wanting to tease him a bit more, she trailed her nails back up her legs to her thighs, and up a little further. She rubbed her quickly moistening crotch a few times, moaning each time she brushed her clit. With slow sensual touches, she traced her fingers back down her leg, and swiftly did away with her right sandal. Tsunade slid her bare foot back to the end of the bed, and set it down on the floor, before repeating the whole process with her left leg.
While she was tracing down her right leg, she hadn't looked anywhere but at Naruto's slit blue eyes. As she traced back up her left leg, she glanced down at his crotch, to see a wet spot at the tip of the massive tent. She had to bite back the groan of desire that threatened to come forth. Seeing that made her want to taste him again. This time when she rubbed her own crotch, her arousal was much stronger. Instead of just rubbing it, she pressed her finger into the panty clad flesh, causing her own wet spot to appear. She brought her finger up, and sucked it clean, causing Naruto to make a sound that was part growl, part purr, and part whimper.
Going back to her tease, she traced her fingers back down her leg, and quickly got rid of her other heel. She pulled her bare foot back, and this time, instead of putting it on the floor, she placed her knee on the end of the bed. She blew him a sultry kiss, before climbing off the bed again, causing Naruto to groan. Tsunade knew that once she got within arms reach, there would be no more teasing, and no backing away. They'd be slaves to their love and lust, so she had to get all of her teasing out of the way now. Standing with her feet shoulder width apart, her hands behind her head, and her hip cocked to the side, she asked.
"You like?" Naruto took in his gorgeous wife. Her well toned legs, slim waist, and her magnificent bust, which was lifted due to her hands position. The fact that she still had her top on, and that it did little to cover her large breasts, made it an even more erotic sight.
"Kami yes." Naruto said. Smirking, she replied.
"I thought you would. Though I can think of something you'd like better." Tsunade grabbed the sheets, and snatched them off the bed, revealing her husband in all his glory. She climbed onto the bed, and stalked towards him like a cat; her breasts, with highly sensitive, erect nipples, swaying under her. "Just relax and enjoy."
Stretching his sore muscles several hours later, Naruto vowed to never abuse the mate mark on Tsunade's shoulder; especially now that he had one as well. What had started out as him trying to please her, turned into a marathon of mate mark orgasms; each continuing to grow in intensity, until neither could move. Naruto tried to wrap his arms around the woman on top of him; but he just didn't have the energy to do so, especially after the intense abuse of their mate marks. Letting his arms just lay where they were, Naruto took in the scent of his wife one last time, before succumbing to sleep.
Tsunade frowned, as she started drifting off again. Naruto's increased lasting power was definitely a double-edged sword. While it meant longer love making sessions, and being able to enjoy being filled with her man for much longer; there was also the downside that she had to wait that much longer when she wanted to taste him. 'Evil fox slut,' was her last thought before falling asleep.
It would be well after 2 p.m. before anyone saw the real Naruto and Tsunade. Kage Bunshin was certainly a useful jutsu.
Naruto bolted through the village at high speed, a specific destination in mind. Coming to the appropriate building, Naruto ran up the side, and onto the balcony of the apartment. Knocking loudly, Naruto heard a curse from inside.
"Who the hell is this bothering me on my day off?" The voice growled. "You either better be here with a summons from the Hokage, or in possession of a huge dick." The door was swung open, and Naruto was gifted to a sight that most men in the village only dreamed of. Anko stood there in the doorway, and it was quite obvious to tell that she was very nude under the thin kimono she'd thrown on.
"Are you naked under there?" Naruto blanched, as a kunai was promptly waves in his face. "Um, I think I qualify for option two." Naruto said hastily. Anko paused for a moment to, wake up a little more, and take in her guest. Seeing who it was, she lowered her weapon.
"Yeah, but are you planning on using it on me?" She gave him a smirk that said she had him.
"Damn, you got me there." After rolling her eyes, Anko glared, and spoke with sinister undertones.
"What are you doing here, I'm busy." Naruto bit back his retort, as it would have only resulted in more kunai waving.
"Uh, I was wondering if you knew that weird thing that Orochi-baka did with his tongue."
"Of course I do, I was his apprentice. He treated me like a daughter at first, and taught me everything he knew at the time." She gave him an expectant look. "Why do you care?"
"I was wondering if you could teach it to me." Naruto said, bashfully. It wasn't everyday a guy asked someone for sex tips, especially if that someone was Anko.
"Aww, you want to give Tsunade-sama the special oral experience." Giving him a lecherous look, Anko asked. "What's in it for me?" Naruto gave her a lustful grin.
"Oh, I might be able to set you up with a certain scarred, Chuunin. You know, nice guy, works at the Ninja Academy." Naruto said, causing Anko's eyes to widen. 'How the hell did anyone, more specifically him, find out about my crush on Iruka?'
"How do you know about that?" Naruto shrugged.
"He's a nice guy, what girl wouldn't?" The blond answered. "Besides, I've only ever seen you blush once, and that was when Iruka-sensei said that he thought you were too special a person to act so promiscuous." Naruto then gave a foxy grin. "Besides, I asked him if he thought you were as hot as I did, and he blushed." Anko thought about the proposition for a moment.
"So, let me get this straight." She started. "I teach you the tongue thing, and you'll set me up with Iruka." Naruto nodded. "Deal." She grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him into her apartment.
"I see you covered," Naruto said. "I always figured you the type to answer the door nude just to mess with people."
"I used to, but it got old kinda quickly." Anko said, causing Naruto's eyes to widen. He'd only been kidding. "I'm joking, brat; I do have some semblance of modesty. Just because I embrace my sexuality, doesn't mean I go giving free peeks. My coat comes with a built in Genjutsu, courtesy of Kurenai, that allows only so much skin to be shown." Naruto grinned at her.
"That's why I made my Oiroke the way I did. Only show enough to distract, but not so much as to be tasteless."
"Ha, I always knew you were more like me than you'd admit." Anko said, causing Naruto to pout. "Anyway, you're here to learn, so let me go change, and we'll get you learning."
"We don't have to start today if you don't want." Naruto said. "I don't want to deprive you of your day off."
"I was just going to sleep for another hour, lay around for another two or three, then go bug Kurenai for a while. Corrupting her son's vocabulary is one of the few true joys of my life." She then said dismissively. "At least now, I'll actually be doing something worthwhile."
Kyuubi opened her eyes, to find herself in a white room. 'What the hell is going on?' She thought. 'How did I end up here, did I screw something up?' This was all wrong, she was supposed to have been absorbed into the seal, and merged with Naruto.
"Long time, no see, brat." Kyuubi winced at the voice behind her. It couldn't be. While she prided herself on being fearless, there were just some things that circumvented all of that. She was a demoness, yes, but Shinigami were demi-gods, right below the Kami himself. The fact that a human made seal, that called on death's power had been able to trap her said it all. She turned to find a young woman, in all black, with a white Haori over it. Her black hair was short, with two long cloth covered braids.
"S-Soi..." She stuttered.
"Yes, it is I?" She said to Kyuubi.
"Ehe, you've grown up." Kyuubi said, conversationally. "Um not that you have to answer or anything, but how did I get here?" The young woman still showed no reaction.
"I separated your soul just before you were absorbed. You aren't getting away that easily."
"Shit!" Kyuubi exclaimed.
"What do you have to say for yourself?" The Shinigami said, voice brimming with power.
"Um...sorry." Kyuubi could feel the unamusement of the entity. "Okay, it's like this..."