Disclaimer- I don't own any characters. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

This story is dedicated to QueenofKH13, my wise mentor.

"Good morning class. As your jonin teachers have probably told you, you'll be required to partake in this Sex Ed course. I, Kakashi Hatake, will be your teacher. Just to make things fair, I've decided to split the room depending on gender. I'll take the boys and the girls will be handed over to Jiraiya. So, if you don't mind, girls will go next door and the boys will stay here."

The class of who were originally the rookie nine went there separate ways. Kakashi noticed Jiraiya getting very anxious. He was getting a bad feeling about letting Jiraiya handle the females. When everything was settled, Kakashi turned to his students.

"Well, not that that's over with, lets get started. These will be your text books for the next month. When we finish, you'll receive volume 2. This course isn't long enough to distribute volume 3, so we'll do what we can with what we have.

Kakashi started down the rows of desks, passing out copies of Icha Icha Paradise. Kiba looked on the back cover to see a warning for ages 17 on up.

"Kakashi-sensei, are we allowed to read these books? They look inappropriate."

"Just don't let your parents know. Now, will you all turn to page 3 so we can get things started."

Everyone opened their books to the page, which was the index. Naruto almost puked at the names of the chapters.

"This is disgusting! I don't want to read it!"

"Fine, Naruto. Then wait until the end of the book. We'll be watching the movie."

Rock Lee started to flip through the pages, looking at the pictures.

"Kakashi- sensei, I feel I don't need to learn about all of this."

"And why is that?"

"Gai-sensei already taught me about it. I'll admit his methods seemed a little unorthodox, but they worked."

Kakashi's eye twitched. This class was starting to feel more like a disastrous idea then a learning course. His fears were confirmed when high pitched shrieks were heard from next door. The girls were running out into the halls.

'Damn it, Jiraiya. What have you done this time!?'

How do you like the first chapter? This will be a few chapters longer, so tell me if you like it.

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QueenofKH13 already has a part in the next chapter. Don't worry.