Me: Hello everybody!

Monkeys: ELLO!

Me: More stuff!

Monkeys: WOOOOO!!!

Me: I do not own:

Stuff you recognize from somewhere else

(Falls into pieces)

I'm broke! No money! Wahhhhhhh!!!!!

Anyways...enjoy


Will Turner is sitting at a desk writing out invitations to Jack Sparrow's birthday party, while Elizabeth Swann is standing behind him and threatening to whip him with a giant wet noodle.

Elizabeth- Work, slave! WORK!

Will- (whips around) I am NOT your slave!

Elizabeth- Yeah well, you ate chocolate cuz it was brown! Ooooh, burn, what now?

(Whips with wet noodle)

Will- That doesn't even hurt!

Elizabeth- You want it to hurt!?

Will- (quickly turns around and grabs the nearest envelope) No! It's OK!

Elizabeth- I'm gonna go get myself some Coke. Stay and work slave!

Will- (whines) But I want Coke!

Elizabeth- Too bad!

Will- You're so mean!

Davy Jones pops up

Davy- Wassup ma homey?

Will- (raises eyebrow)

Davy- Yeah. I decided to go ghetto.

Will- Ghetto?

Davy- Ya. I make da bomb of ghettoness. Be jealous of my ghettoness ma homey.

Will- You have a weird accent.

Davy- Ya. I am a fishy head, my homey from another mommy.

Will- WTF? And it's homie.

Captain Jack Sparrow passes out in the bathroom on the Pearl.

Jack- (Regains consciousness) Omg! Will turned ghetto!

Back on the Dutchman

Will- Go away, Davy. I have work to do.

Davy- Sea water is fun to play in!

Will- Mhm…

Elizabeth returns

Elizabeth- Did you finish?

Will- (Hides unfinished cards behind his back) Yup!

Elizabeth- Good!

Davy- (Turns on MP3 player; sings) THIS IS WHY I'M WET! THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I'M WET! I'M WET CUZ I'M COOL, YOU AIN'T CUZ YOU'RE DRY--!

Elizabeth- (Whips with noodle) SHUT UP!

Davy- (Whines) But I like to sing! I sang in the Annie play! (sings) THE SUN WILL COME OUT, TOMORROW! BET YE BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROW, THEY'RE BE SUN!

Will- They'll

Davy- What?

Will- They'll be sun.

Davy- When?

Will-(Sarcastic) Yesterday.

Davy- But yesterday we had a storm.

Will- Go screw your mum.

Davy- I can't, cuz my daddy already screwed her already.

Will- Go screw a tree.

Davy- Can't. Screwed them all.

Will- Go screw a cow.

Davy- Try again, the cows were screwed by bulls.

Will- Go screw a bloody bull!

Davy- Oooh, I've never done that before! I'll go do it now! (Prances away)

Elizabeth- You know, we shouldn't have every let James teach him how to knit…

Will- (Looks up from knitting a purse) Hey! Knitting is fun!

Davy- (Randomly pops up) F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER! U IS FOR YOU AND ME! N IS ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AT ALL! DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!

Will- (Does Spongebob dance) LALALALALA-LA! LALALALALALA! LALALALALALALA-AH! LALALALALALALA-LALALALA-LAHHHHHHHH! LALA-LALALA-LAAAAAA!

Elizabeth- (Backup singer) HAHAHAH! HAHAHAHA! LALALALALAAAAAAAA!!!

Norrington- Yo. Wassup?

Davy- Oh no yah didn't! Yah did not just steal my ghettoness!

Norrington- Oh yah! Crabs are sexy! Wooooooooo! Squish banana squishy!

The Pearl sails up to the Dutchman

Jack- (yelling) DROP ANCHOR ON STARBOARD SIDE! TO THE DUTCHMAN YE SCURVY DOGS!

Gibbs- AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Everyone climbs over on the Dutchman

Jack- (coming up behind Will) Ello.

Elizabeth- Hello Jack.

Davy- Yo, Wassup my nigga?

Profound silence

Elizabeth- DAVY JONES! HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH LANGUAGE!? GO TO YOUR ROOM!


AN: Cliffie...kind of...weirdness

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