Me: Hello everybody!
Me: More stuff!
Me: I do not own:
Stuff you recognize from somewhere else
(Falls into pieces)
I'm broke! No money! Wahhhhhhh!!!!!
Will Turner is sitting at a desk writing out invitations to Jack Sparrow's birthday party, while Elizabeth Swann is standing behind him and threatening to whip him with a giant wet noodle.
Elizabeth- Work, slave! WORK!
Will- (whips around) I am NOT your slave!
Elizabeth- Yeah well, you ate chocolate cuz it was brown! Ooooh, burn, what now?
(Whips with wet noodle)
Will- That doesn't even hurt!
Elizabeth- You want it to hurt!?
Will- (quickly turns around and grabs the nearest envelope) No! It's OK!
Elizabeth- I'm gonna go get myself some Coke. Stay and work slave!
Will- (whines) But I want Coke!
Elizabeth- Too bad!
Will- You're so mean!
Davy Jones pops up
Davy- Wassup ma homey?
Will- (raises eyebrow) …
Davy- Yeah. I decided to go ghetto.
Davy- Ya. I make da bomb of ghettoness. Be jealous of my ghettoness ma homey.
Will- You have a weird accent.
Davy- Ya. I am a fishy head, my homey from another mommy.
Will- WTF? And it's homie.
Captain Jack Sparrow passes out in the bathroom on the Pearl.
Jack- (Regains consciousness) Omg! Will turned ghetto!
Back on the Dutchman
Will- Go away, Davy. I have work to do.
Davy- Sea water is fun to play in!
Elizabeth- Did you finish?
Will- (Hides unfinished cards behind his back) Yup!
Davy- (Turns on MP3 player; sings) THIS IS WHY I'M WET! THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I'M WET! I'M WET CUZ I'M COOL, YOU AIN'T CUZ YOU'RE DRY--!
Elizabeth- (Whips with noodle) SHUT UP!
Davy- (Whines) But I like to sing! I sang in the Annie play! (sings) THE SUN WILL COME OUT, TOMORROW! BET YE BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROW, THEY'RE BE SUN!
Will- They'll be sun.
Davy- But yesterday we had a storm.
Will- Go screw your mum.
Davy- I can't, cuz my daddy already screwed her already.
Will- Go screw a tree.
Davy- Can't. Screwed them all.
Will- Go screw a cow.
Davy- Try again, the cows were screwed by bulls.
Will- Go screw a bloody bull!
Davy- Oooh, I've never done that before! I'll go do it now! (Prances away)
Elizabeth- You know, we shouldn't have every let James teach him how to knit…
Will- (Looks up from knitting a purse) Hey! Knitting is fun!
Davy- (Randomly pops up) F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER! U IS FOR YOU AND ME! N IS ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AT ALL! DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!
Will- (Does Spongebob dance) LALALALALA-LA! LALALALALALA! LALALALALALALA-AH! LALALALALALALA-LALALALA-LAHHHHHHHH! LALA-LALALA-LAAAAAA!
Elizabeth- (Backup singer) HAHAHAH! HAHAHAHA! LALALALALAAAAAAAA!!!
Norrington- Yo. Wassup?
Davy- Oh no yah didn't! Yah did not just steal my ghettoness!
Norrington- Oh yah! Crabs are sexy! Wooooooooo! Squish banana squishy!
The Pearl sails up to the Dutchman
Jack- (yelling) DROP ANCHOR ON STARBOARD SIDE! TO THE DUTCHMAN YE SCURVY DOGS!
Gibbs- AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Everyone climbs over on the Dutchman
Jack- (coming up behind Will) Ello.
Elizabeth- Hello Jack.
Davy- Yo, Wassup my nigga?
Elizabeth- DAVY JONES! HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH LANGUAGE!? GO TO YOUR ROOM!
AN: Cliffie...kind of...weirdness
If there are enough reviews I might make a second chapter...
I'll see how it goes