Hi! Sorry I haven't been updating! I have to study for Science...grrrr...Imagine if my science is reading this...creepy.

PLUS you peeps haven't been reviewing...

Down to business,

I don't own anything

Except an I-Dog Amp'd

Well, I got it for Christmas, does it mean I own it?

I don't own the company or the main brand.

(I'm so fly at bragging an conceling it, haha)

Anyways, I know, shut up and let us read

Enjoi


Jack- I'm bored.

Will- You're always bored.

Davy- Let's go to WalMart!

Pirates nod.

Jack- Best idea you've had all life, mate.

Elizabeth- Oh, that's nice.

Jack- Oh yeah, I just thought of a new Bething!

Elizabeth- What?

Jack- Yeah, it's called "ElizaBecking"

Will- What about TurnBeth?

Norry- Yes, or Davington?!

Pirates stare at Norry.

Norry- (red) It's just a suggestion.

Jack- THE SIMPSONS ARE ON! SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS!!

Jack runs away

Davy- AFTER HIM!

The pirates run to watch the Simpsons.

Jack- NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THEY'RE NOT ON!!!

Elizabeth- Stupid Tostitos super bowl.

Davy- Let's watch Eragon!!!

Pirate- YAY!

Pirates sit down to watch Eragon

After 5 Minutes

Jack- I have to go to the bathroom! Pause the movie! (Pauses, cuz it's his week with the remote)

As soon as he leaves.

Norry- I swear on Elizabeth I didn't get drunk at Student Council last Friday!!

Everyone (but Jack, who was busy reading Playboy in the bathroom) turned to look at Norry

Davy- Uhh…

Awkward silence

Jack comes back

Elizabeth-I need to pee!

Will- I'll go with—

Pirates- EWWW!

Will- WE'RE MARRIED!

Oreo7735- Excuse me, this is a Rated K story..

Elizabeth- (Out of bathroom) WHO TOUCHED MY PLAYBOY??!!

Jack- WILLIAM! HOW COULD YOU!?

Will- I ONLY DID IT ONCE!

Jack- YOU HAVE ELIZABETH TO LOOK AT! BUT YOU GOT JEALOUS OF THE GIRLS OF PLAYBOY CUZ ELIZABETH DOESN'T HAVE CURVES!!

Pirates- (Gasp)

Jack- (Breathing heavily) BURN! WHAT NOW??

Davy- Burn?

Jack- It's what Oreo says.

Will- Oreo is too fly for you!

Oreo7735- Says you! YOU got stuck with Elizabitch!!
Pirates- (Snicker)

Davy- Played.

Elizabeth- (Comes out of bathroom) Let's go to Wal Mart!

Pirates- YEAH!

Jack- I WANT AN I-DOG!

Will- I WANT AN I-CAT!

Davy- I WANT AN I-FISH!

Norry- I WANT AN I-CY!

Elizabeth- I WANT NEW PLAYBOY!

Superman- TO WALMART! AWAY!

Jack- W.T.F.?

Superman flies away.

Pirates catch the Pocono Taxi

Jack- We could have walked..

Will- (Whispers) Davy's curse.

Jack- But it was lifted At World's End..?

Will- He died, it doesn't mean his curse is over.

Jack- Oh. (Puts on headphones; sings) I only think in the forms of crunching numbers..in hotel rooms, collecting patient lovers. Get me out of my mind, get you out of those clo-oh-othes, lala, to get you into the moo-oo-od.

Will- I'm bored.

Davy- I SEE WAL MART!

Elizabeth- (To the other people on bus) It's his first time!

Pirates get off at the Wal Mart parking lot.

Jack- AWAY!

Pirates run into Wal Mart!

Will- LET'S HAVE A CART RACE!

Pirates- YEAH!

Elizabeth- I don't have time for this. (Goes into the crowd to find Playboy)

Jack- I'll get the tape!

(Jack runs away)

Will- I'll get the carts!
(Will runs after Jack)

Norry- Hi Davy!

Davy- I'm engaged!

Norry- (Raises eyebrows flirtingly)

Davy- Uh, I need, er, a new um, sword. (Flops away)

Norry- Eh, I'll go look at wigs.

Norry walks away, in hope of finding some wig powder.

Norry- (looking around at the hair products) OMG! IT'S A HAIR STRAIGHTNER!

People stare at him and edge away.

Norry- (Grabs hair straightner) How much is it????

The manager walks up to Norry

Mr. Manager- Hello, do you need anything?

Norry- (shoves straightner under managers nose) HOW MUCH IS THIS?

Mr. Manager- (Looks at tag) $24.90, sir.

Norry- Well, actually it's Admiral.

Mr. Manager- Yeah…I have to go help, um, those people…(Runs away)

Norry- Why does everyone run away?

Norry walks slowly to the cash register clutching his straightner. He stops by the chocolate area.

Norry- Ooooh, that looks really good!

He takes a Gertrude chocolate bar.

Jack- (out of nowhere) NORRINGTON! RUN!!

Norry turns around and sees Jack running toward the exit, clutching an I-Dog Amp'd to his chest, where the manager Norry encountered running after him, brandishing a broom.

Mr. Manager- TAKE YOUR –Censored—I-DOG AND GET OUT!

Norry- Typical.

Norry pays for his straightner and walks after Jack, who's already on outside feeding seagulls bread.

Norry- Where did you get that?

Jack- You don't want t know.

Norry- YOU'RE SO NASTY!

Jack- Look, here comes everyone else!

Norry and Jack turn and see Will, carrying an I-Cat, Davy, an I-Fish, and Elizabeth, looking at the February issue of PlayBoy.

Norry- YAY!

Will- (Hugs I-Cat) I'm going to call him Fluffy!

Davy- (Hold I-Fish) THIS IS DAVY JUNIOR!

Jack- (Opens I-Dog) I don't know what I'm going to name him yet!

Elizabeth- OMG! WE NEED TO GET TO VICTORIA'S SECRET!

Will- (Ignoring her) Here comes the Taxi!

Pirates get on, looking at their purchases.


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