Hi! Sorry I haven't been updating! I have to study for Science...grrrr...Imagine if my science is reading this...creepy.
PLUS you peeps haven't been reviewing...
Down to business,
I don't own anything
Except an I-Dog Amp'd
Well, I got it for Christmas, does it mean I own it?
I don't own the company or the main brand.
(I'm so fly at bragging an conceling it, haha)
Anyways, I know, shut up and let us read
Jack- I'm bored.
Will- You're always bored.
Davy- Let's go to WalMart!
Jack- Best idea you've had all life, mate.
Elizabeth- Oh, that's nice.
Jack- Oh yeah, I just thought of a new Bething!
Jack- Yeah, it's called "ElizaBecking"
Will- What about TurnBeth?
Norry- Yes, or Davington?!
Pirates stare at Norry.
Norry- (red) It's just a suggestion.
Jack- THE SIMPSONS ARE ON! SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS!!
Jack runs away
Davy- AFTER HIM!
The pirates run to watch the Simpsons.
Jack- NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THEY'RE NOT ON!!!
Elizabeth- Stupid Tostitos super bowl.
Davy- Let's watch Eragon!!!
Pirates sit down to watch Eragon
After 5 Minutes
Jack- I have to go to the bathroom! Pause the movie! (Pauses, cuz it's his week with the remote)
As soon as he leaves.
Norry- I swear on Elizabeth I didn't get drunk at Student Council last Friday!!
Everyone (but Jack, who was busy reading Playboy in the bathroom) turned to look at Norry
Jack comes back
Elizabeth-I need to pee!
Will- I'll go with—
Will- WE'RE MARRIED!
Oreo7735- Excuse me, this is a Rated K story..
Elizabeth- (Out of bathroom) WHO TOUCHED MY PLAYBOY??!!
Jack- WILLIAM! HOW COULD YOU!?
Will- I ONLY DID IT ONCE!
Jack- YOU HAVE ELIZABETH TO LOOK AT! BUT YOU GOT JEALOUS OF THE GIRLS OF PLAYBOY CUZ ELIZABETH DOESN'T HAVE CURVES!!
Jack- (Breathing heavily) BURN! WHAT NOW??
Jack- It's what Oreo says.
Will- Oreo is too fly for you!
Oreo7735- Says you! YOU got stuck with Elizabitch!!
Elizabeth- (Comes out of bathroom) Let's go to Wal Mart!
Jack- I WANT AN I-DOG!
Will- I WANT AN I-CAT!
Davy- I WANT AN I-FISH!
Norry- I WANT AN I-CY!
Elizabeth- I WANT NEW PLAYBOY!
Superman- TO WALMART! AWAY!
Superman flies away.
Pirates catch the Pocono Taxi
Jack- We could have walked..
Will- (Whispers) Davy's curse.
Jack- But it was lifted At World's End..?
Will- He died, it doesn't mean his curse is over.
Jack- Oh. (Puts on headphones; sings) I only think in the forms of crunching numbers..in hotel rooms, collecting patient lovers. Get me out of my mind, get you out of those clo-oh-othes, lala, to get you into the moo-oo-od.
Will- I'm bored.
Davy- I SEE WAL MART!
Elizabeth- (To the other people on bus) It's his first time!
Pirates get off at the Wal Mart parking lot.
Pirates run into Wal Mart!
Will- LET'S HAVE A CART RACE!
Elizabeth- I don't have time for this. (Goes into the crowd to find Playboy)
Jack- I'll get the tape!
(Jack runs away)
Will- I'll get the carts!
(Will runs after Jack)
Norry- Hi Davy!
Davy- I'm engaged!
Norry- (Raises eyebrows flirtingly)
Davy- Uh, I need, er, a new um, sword. (Flops away)
Norry- Eh, I'll go look at wigs.
Norry walks away, in hope of finding some wig powder.
Norry- (looking around at the hair products) OMG! IT'S A HAIR STRAIGHTNER!
People stare at him and edge away.
Norry- (Grabs hair straightner) How much is it????
The manager walks up to Norry
Mr. Manager- Hello, do you need anything?
Norry- (shoves straightner under managers nose) HOW MUCH IS THIS?
Mr. Manager- (Looks at tag) $24.90, sir.
Norry- Well, actually it's Admiral.
Mr. Manager- Yeah…I have to go help, um, those people…(Runs away)
Norry- Why does everyone run away?
Norry walks slowly to the cash register clutching his straightner. He stops by the chocolate area.
Norry- Ooooh, that looks really good!
He takes a Gertrude chocolate bar.
Jack- (out of nowhere) NORRINGTON! RUN!!
Norry turns around and sees Jack running toward the exit, clutching an I-Dog Amp'd to his chest, where the manager Norry encountered running after him, brandishing a broom.
Mr. Manager- TAKE YOUR –Censored—I-DOG AND GET OUT!
Norry pays for his straightner and walks after Jack, who's already on outside feeding seagulls bread.
Norry- Where did you get that?
Jack- You don't want t know.
Norry- YOU'RE SO NASTY!
Jack- Look, here comes everyone else!
Norry and Jack turn and see Will, carrying an I-Cat, Davy, an I-Fish, and Elizabeth, looking at the February issue of PlayBoy.
Will- (Hugs I-Cat) I'm going to call him Fluffy!
Davy- (Hold I-Fish) THIS IS DAVY JUNIOR!
Jack- (Opens I-Dog) I don't know what I'm going to name him yet!
Elizabeth- OMG! WE NEED TO GET TO VICTORIA'S SECRET!
Will- (Ignoring her) Here comes the Taxi!
Pirates get on, looking at their purchases.
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