Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or a good sense of humor.

Sorry for the long wait. I would use school as an excuse but truthfully I've been on LiveJournal, Farmville, and working on my other fic for the past few months. Hope you laugh! I'm sorry for my corny and pathetic crack!Doctors. Oh well, enjoy!

SPOILERS FOR: Every Doctor (personality-wise), Doctor Who 2010, Journey's End, Torchwood Season 2


THE CAST, IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 ,6 ,7 ,8 ,9 ,11 play their respective Doctors.

BigHair42: The 10th Doctor

Handsome_jack: Captain Jack Harkness

Thec00ld0ct0r: the 10th Doctor's Metacrisis/Clone/DoctorDonna

BigHead24: The Master

Rtyler007: Rose Tyler

mrs_sarey_lukey: the author's consciousness

ghost_of_owen: Owen Harper's Ghost


--WELCOME TO THE DOCTOR'S CHAT ROOM--

--4 has signed on--

--6 has signed on--

--3 has signed on--

4: Hello! Jelly baby, anyone?

6: Hi. What are you doing here?

4: Oh, it's you! THE COLORS! MY EYES!

3: Play nice, boys.

--2 has signed on--

--7 has signed on--

6: At least I don't trip over my own clothes all the time.

2: They aren't fighting again, are they?

7: Probably.

--BigHair42 has signed on--

BigHair42: Hello!! :D

4: Oh no, it's the hyperactive one!

3: Oh shut up, you aren't any better.

BigHair24: UGH.

--8 has signed on--

--9 has signed on--

--5 has signed on--

8: Hello everyone!

9: ...

5: LETS PLAY CRICKET!

2: Who gave him caffeine?

BigHeair42: OH, FIVE! You were my Doctor, you know that?

8: OMG he's getting all nostalgic again.

9: Don't talk to me about nostalgia. :(

3: What's with him?

BigHair42: Hey Nine, met Rose Tyler yet?

9: No.

3: OIC.

4: SWINE FLU SWINE FLU. (Get it, OIC? like "Oink"? No?)

6: This is what I can expect from a chat room full of myselves.

2: If you're going to complain just leave.

5: Don't get him started again.

--1 has signed on--

1: Am I late?? Hmm??

2: Just a bit.

3: Obviously.

4: Jelly baby?

5: LET US PLAY CRICKET!

6: You are so immature.

7: Yes.

8: lol.

9: ...

BigHair42: IT'S YOU! I LOVED BEING YOU!

6: SHUT UP ALREADY.

1: You need to lighten up a bit, I think!

9: Don't tell me to lighten up.

8: He wasn't.

2: Maybe it's best we leave this one (Nine) alone for awhile.

4: Oo, can we shut him in a closet with Six?

Handsome_jack: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

7: Who let him on?

BigHair42: He's always here...stalking us...inserting random innuendo into conversations.

Handsome_jack: I HEARD THE WORD CLOSET AND I CAME RUNNING.

1: Well, young man, there is no room in this chat room for such comments about myself. 9: lol.

4: DID HE JUST LAUGH?!?!?! Have a jelly baby!

5: LET US PLAY CRICKET TO CELEBRATE.

--handsome_jack has signed off very sulkily--
--thec00ld0ct0r has signed on--

thec00ld0ct0r: 'kay rose just kicked me out of the companions chat room so im here.

thec00ld0ct0r: plz tell me u guys r interesting.

3: What happened to my good grammar?

4: My sense of awesomeness?

5: MY LOVE OF CRICKET?!?!?!?

8: Is this that Rose we mentioned earlier?

thec00ld0ct0r: YES IT IS I LOVE HER.

1: Excuse me, young man, but may you please stop spoiling the future for us!

BigHair42: Its kay hes a clone. I have no clue what the heck he's even doing right now.

thec00ld0ct0r: Updating my myspace. Actually.

7: I have a myspace now? *dies*

--7 has signed off--

8: Oh, great. Way to mess up the timeline, you clone. Now, the--

--8 has signed off--

9: Now the timelines are changing! Even the ending of the -- Time W--um, *sob*. I'm regenerating ahead of my time! The Timelines are catching up with me! Watch out, Ten! Oh, I'm gonna --

--9 has signed off--

BigHair42: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU --

--BigHair42 has signed off--

11: MY HAIR! MY HAIR! MY HAIR! MY HAIR! no wait nm i'm gorgeous. and spastic.

8: I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR HAIR. Not that mine is not completely amazing.

--8 has signed off again--

4: You look like Renesmee from Twilight lol.

6: You read Twilight?

4: I don't...it's just....the plot...WHY DON'T I SPARKLE?!?!?!?!?!?

--4 has signed off--

1: Okay, selves! The future has been tampered with! We must unite against the evil-ness of thec00ld0ct0r!

thec00ld0ct0r: but i'm not evil. :'(

BigHead24: MUAHAHAHA! FINALLY!

BigHead24: you have fallen for my evil plot, Doctor!

thec00ld0ct0r: what?

BigHead24: Oh, this is so much fun!

1: Please explain.

BigHead24: Well, I'm the Master (and the latest edition), for anyone confused. basically, when thec00ld0ct0r and i said we would team up, i used the brief alliance to make his subconscious want to murder his past self.

BigHead24: when he regenerated, the timelines caught up in the best way they could. all the doctors regenerated where they were. Finally, Doctors Seven through Ten disappeared, leaving only Eleven left.

1: We have to stop him! Doctors, roll call!

1: One is Present!

2: Here!

3: I'm still here. Four signed off, though. Something about Sparkling.

5: LETS PLAY CRICKET!

6: Ugh.

11: look i can talk with my hands!

thec00ld0ct0r: really really really sorry guys. im so sorry.

6: Oh, now you start acting like your proper self.

BigHead24: yay! the timelines are fixed! the time war never happened! gallifrey is back! i can take over the universe properly!

--BigHead24 has put up his away message: brb_gallifrey--

mrs_sarey_lukey: LOL, subtle.

11: ???

--mrs_sarey_lukey has signed off--

--rtyler007 has signed on--

rtyler007: hello, doctor?

3: I KNOW! I will reverse the polarity--

2: Oh that never works.

6: Arguing will get us nowhere!

5: LET US PLAY CRICKET!

1: I give up.

--1 has signed off--

3: Well, if you are so HIGH and MIGHTY, why don't you prove it!

2: Was that a short joke?

3: Not at all.

2: But you where looking at me when you said high.

3: We are in a chat room. How could I be looking at you. (I mean a different sort of high.)

2: Mirrors.

3: You annoying little twat.

2: LITTLE?!?!?!

--2 and 3 have signed off and are fighting with themselves--

6: BBL, gonna go sulk with Nine.

rtyler007: nine was here?

rtyler007: hello?

--rtyler007 has signed off--

--6 has signed off--

5: HOW CAN I PLAY CRICKET IF I'M ALONE!?!!?

thec00ld0ct0r: I'm still here...

5: You are evil. Those who are evil suck at cricket.

--5 has signed off--

thec00ld0ct0r: WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME?

mrs_sarey_lukey: I LOVE YOU!

thec00ld0ct0r: sorry im married now.

mrs_sarey_lukey: *CRIES*

thec00ld0ct0r: kthxbi.

mrs_sarey_lukey: where is ghost_of_owen?

--ghost_of_owen has taken the day off--

mrs_sarey_lukey: I'M WRITING THIS! HOW CAN HE BE TAKING THE DAY OFF!!?!?!

--ghost_of_owen doesn't like you. He likes REVENGE.--


Thanks for reading! Also, I was wondering if anyone thinks that I should re-do this story? It has tons of mistakes and alterations, but I'm not sure if it would be worth the effort. Thank you for any feedback!

(P.S. brb_gallifrey is a LiveJournal community that I'm obsessed with. Go check it out in my profile!)