Napoleon Dynamite---

Napoleon-Ew, this is gross, what the heck is in this freakin soup??

Kip-Nothing, just grandmas melted cheese.

Napoleon-Why did you put it in there you idiot?

Kip-Shut up.

Napoleon-Hey what are you doing on the computer?

Kip-Talking to babes.

Napoleon-Why do they like you. You are an butthole.