A/N: This is the first of a set of Halloween ficlets/drabbles. They may range from humor, to drama, to general, to romance; all of which will be posted under this story. Perhaps a little angst will pop up as well. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

Pumpkin Toffee

"Mmm! This is good!"

"Emmett, what are you doing?"

"Eating pumpkin toffee."


"Because it's good."

"You can't eat toffee, let alone pumpkin flavored stuff."

"Hold it Alice, he can't eat candy at all." Edward stressed, cutting into his siblings' conversation.

"Oh yeah!" Alice replied, almost as if a clock gear simultaneously clicked in her mind. "Emmett, what are you doing?"

All of a sudden, Emmett's naturally pale face turned a sickening shade of green. Tossing the bag of candy on the couch, he jumped up and ran towards the kitchen.

"Emmett, what are you doing?" Rosalie's dainty voice rang throughout the lower level of the house.

"Getting sick."

A vague splashing sound filled everyone's ears.

"Eww! Gross Emmett!"

Just then, Jasper and Bella strolled in, both carrying an armful of decorations. Jasper's, of course, was much bigger.

"Well, that's the last of them." Jasper said as he dropped the pile of fake cobwebs, pumpkin lights, and plastic bones beside the door.

"Why do we even bother with these cheesy things every year anyways?" Edward wondered aloud, staring ruefully at the decorations.

"It's tradition!" Alice chirped.

"Hey, where's my candy?" Bella asked as she too dropped her armful of Halloween frivolities.

Another splashing sound could be heard.

"No! Emmett! Those shoes were new!" Rosalie shrieked.

The others looked at each other briefly before falling out into a gigantic fit of laughter.