Disclaimer: I don't own it, you know who does

Author's Note:Written for Alcyone's challenge. Write a story in 55 words. This is my attempt.

Running Chickens

I saw it. He was picking up the knife maliciously and was about to massacre the helpless red-faced tomato. So I took my que to shout "Evacuate!" Doors slammed opened and vampires bolted outside while holding their breath.

"What was that for, Alice?"

"It's Edward. He's cooking chicken for Bella tonight."

Everybody shuddered.