Disclaimer: I don't own it, you know who does
Author's Note:Written for Alcyone's challenge. Write a story in 55 words. This is my attempt.
I saw it. He was picking up the knife maliciously and was about to massacre the helpless red-faced tomato. So I took my que to shout "Evacuate!" Doors slammed opened and vampires bolted outside while holding their breath.
"What was that for, Alice?"
"It's Edward. He's cooking chicken for Bella tonight."